DECLARATION OF ASSETS.
Since our president and his vice have declared their assets, it is very important that l also declare mine too as a good citizen... and it goes thus:
1. Four pencil trousers.
2. 9 T-shirts.
3. One wife
4. One Son, and one daughter.
5. One bathroom slippers.
6. Three shoes.
7. Two ties.
8. Half bag of pure water.
9. One drum of rain water.
10. One bottle of Oil as a cream (ororo eran dindin).
11. Two GSM (1 Nokia & 1 BB-).
12. Three kongo of Black yam flour (elubo isu).
13. Six ankara.
14. 3 pots and one kettle.
15. One set of spoons and a set of plates.
16. One lantern.
17. One stove.
18. One gallon for buying kerosine.
19. One carpet and one Mouka foam.
20. 32 inch LG Plasma Tv.
21. Seven and a half girlfriends (2 in Lagos, 2 in Abuja, 2 in Ibadan, 1 in Port Harcourt, 1/2 in Calabar).
22. Four boxers and Three undies.
23. N1,010 @ GTbank, and N1,005 @First Bank
All good Nigerains should please do this for transparency n accountability sake...

All I've got is jah

A sightly developed brain.

hehehe

DECLARATION OF ASSETS. By LOBOLINTIN

Since our president and his vice have declared their assets, it is very important that l also declare mine too as a good citizen... and it goes thus:

1. 3 Jean trousers 4 chinos,2 pant trousers
2. 7 T-shirts./ and 13 v necks, round necks and 5polo
3. One sure spray
4. 3 perfumes
5. One bathroom slippers.
6. Three shoes./ four snickers/ 2 palm sandals/one nysc boot
7. Two ties.
8. Two and half bag of pure water.
9. Two gallons of rain water
10. One bottle of Oil as a cream and as olive oil
11. Four GSM (1 Nokia,1 techno, one tablet & 1 BB-).
12. One silver, 2golds karats neck blings
13. One adire, one suit still with tailor
14. I set of pots and one kettle.
15. One set of spoons and a set of plates.
16. One gas cooker
17. One mini stov3
18. One gallon for buying kerosene and 3 for fuel ⛽
19. One rug and one foam
20. Numerous admirers
22. Four boxers and Three undies,10 pants.
23. N300 million kobo,yes kobo @ Eco bank, and N900 ?@Access Bank ,one fixed account in wema bank worth 1.something kobo
24. ..$30 thousand dollars in offshore account, online stock gaming hahahaa
25. One landed property in Somewhere am still trying to find the location like buhari worth #3million naira
26. One landed property in my village valued at #9million Naira as of 2013
27. ain't fathered any child yet, but am a father to many

All good Nigerians should please do this for transparency and accountability sake...

Signed = LOBOLINTIN

Mine

9 T shirts and 4 packing shirts

6 Trousers and 3 jeans

4 pairs of boxer

2 shoe and 1 canvas and 1 Trainer

350naira Cash

1000naira in my Stanbic IBTC acct(dormant)

1 WAEC cert

OND cert(comp sci) LASPOTECH

PCN cert(peace corps of Nig.)

1 wife

2 children ( Girl and Boy)

1 BB (Torch1) and 1 Gionee smart phone

1 Television( Tokunbo)

2 DVD Players

1 Big Refregrator

1 Iron

1 Toasting machine

6 plots of Land on NL(finding it's location)

2 Twitter Birds and lastly

1 Chicken cage (without one chicken)





I NEED TOTAL CHANGE

1.four pencil trousers, 1 Chinos, 1 plain, 2 suits, 5t-shirts
2 . 7 boxers
3.3natives
4.1rat in my room disturbing seriously
5.3shoes although yet to complete payment for one
6. 1dvd player
7.3girl friends
8. 1 generator
9. 6 friends
10.1mother
11.1father
12. 2 sisters and 3 brothers
13.N2572 cash in my first Bank account
14.1pressing iron
15.2 soccer boots
16.1 "Ke" should be bike but I have used up the "Bi" so I'm left with "Ke"

In madams voice " to be kontunud"
Please let's change this country for good

Well, now that everyone is declaring their assets, I think it's time to #DeclareYourAssets at www.declareyourassets.com

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