I think you should advice the groom too

SIMPLE...



THE BRIDE IS FAT AND UGLY

I am SPEECHLESS. Love is MAGICAL.
The guy will be needing a 40 feet container supply of towels and energy drink during bed time. The energy drink is for more energy while the towels is for wiping heat during his hard work.
He is not smiling because his fellow men goes home after the day's hard work to relax, rest and enjoy themselves while he will be going home to continue the hard work. Thin man, eyaa kpele.
My opinion shaa.
Happy married life.

What else but the heavy duty truck of a wife?
Just wandering why he chose oversize anyway... Seems st.upid af him ...

Freemanan:
SIMPLE...


THE BRIDE IS FAT AND UGLY

FAT, BLACK AND UGLY.

chocolateme:
I am SPEECHLESS. Love is MAGICAL.
The guy will be needing a 40 feet container supply of towels and energy drink during bed time. The energy drink is for more energy while the towels is for wiping heat during his hard work.
Here is not smiling because his fellow men go home after the day's hard work to relax, rest and enjoy themselves while he will be going home to continue the hard work. Thin man, eyaa kpele.
My opinion shaa.
Happy married life.

I didn't just read your comment. Lol

harffie:
I didn't just read your comment. Lol

u read it and u laughed right?

Love is blind

Sabrwahaqqo:
What else but the heavy duty truck of a wife?

Just wandering why he chose oversize anyway... Seems st.upid af him ...

Not everyone is shallow. Maybe she buys her own recharge cards, goes 50/50 in a relationship & all the other stuff guys seem to be looking for. Nobody said "wife material" was gonna look pretty.

PunkyVeer:


Not everyone is shallow. Maybe she buys her own recharge cards, goes 50/50 in a relationship & all the other stuff guys seem to be looking for. Nobody said "wife material" was gonna look pretty.

OK, then what do u fink caused that depressed look

Sabrwahaqqo:


OK, then what do u fink caused that depressed look

Your guess is as good as mine. I don't see a gun over his head though, so I'm inclined to believe he wanted to be there so whether he looks "depressed" or not is irrelevant. Just taking a wild guess, maybe he has jacked up teeth & is self conscious about smiling.

PunkyVeer:


Your guess is as good as mine. I don't see a gun over his head though, so I'm inclined to believe he wanted to be there so whether he looks "depressed" or not is irrelevant. Just taking a wild guess, maybe he has jacked up teeth & is self conscious about smiling.

Oh my! that is a wicked one. Infact, iam lmao.

Sabrwahaqqo:


Oh my! that is a wicked one. Infact, iam lmao.

PunkyVeer:

First time we reached a compromise ... Raise a glass of water if u can't afford champagne to that

Was he arrested for a crime?

Sabrwahaqqo:


First time we reached a compromise ... Raise a glass of water if u can't afford champagne to that

Here, here!!

PunkyVeer:

Here, here!!

How you didn't take offence with that ?
**clicks**

chocolateme:
I am SPEECHLESS. Love is MAGICAL.
The guy will be needing a 40 feet container supply of towels and energy drink during bed time. The energy drink is for more energy while the towels is for wiping heat during his hard work.
He is not smiling because his fellow men goes home after the day's hard work to relax, rest and enjoy themselves while he will be going home to continue the hard work. Thin man, eyaa kpele.
My opinion shaa.
Happy married life.

Loool,u are so funny

Sabrwahaqqo:


How you didn't take offence with that ?

**clicks**

The not affording part? I don't drink so it didn't bother me

*raises glass of h20*

PunkyVeer:

The not affording part? I don't drink so it didn't bother me
*raises glass of h20*

Oh! You're that pre-historic ? *Surprise* Surprise surprise
Grudgingly raises my glass of champagne for a click

Sabrwahaqqo:


Oh! You're that pre-historic ? *Surprise* Surprise surprise

Grudgingly raises my glass of champagne for a click

lol @ prehistoric. No, not that square, I drink occasionally & that's once a year. At the end of the year. I always end my year on a high note, if you kwim

he'll soon be dead

PunkyVeer:



lol @ prehistoric. No, not that square, I drink occasionally & that's once a year. At the end of the year. I always end my year on a high note, if you kwim

Weirdo! -that's who you are ...

Sabrwahaqqo:


Weirdo! -that's who you are ...

lol, so how many times should a person drink a year?

PunkyVeer:


lol, so how many times should a person drink a year?

Don't feel that's something to mind... U might not even have a drop in a year!

That question be like asking ; how many times should you chill out in a year?

Sabrwahaqqo:


Don't feel that's something to mind... U might not even have a drop in a year!

That question be like asking ; how many times should you chill out in a year?

You know the funniest thing about not drinking much? Even a sip can get you nice & tipsy. Sometimes even the smell can get you dancing because you become "sensitive" to alcohol, unlike people who drink throughout the year. I don't like the feeling of the morning after though, being hung over It's terrible. So the way I'm going about it now is working for me. Once a year.

PunkyVeer:


You know the funniest thing about not drinking much? Even a sip can get you nice & tipsy. Sometimes even the smell can get you dancing because you become "sensitive" to alcohol, unlike people who drink throughout the year. I don't like the feeling of the morning after though, being hung over It's terrible. So the way I'm going about it now is working for me. Once a year.

further acclaims you're such a weirdo from Neptune

Sabrwahaqqo:


further acclaims you're such a weirdo from Neptune

Ok, I was about to share my drunken tales with you, like the time I....

But you called me a weirdo, so

PunkyVeer:


Ok, I was about to share my drunken tales with you, like the time I....

But you called me a weirdo, so

LOL . I had enough like really ... Too much surprises for a serene Sunday I anticipated ... Huh!

Sabrwahaqqo:


LOL . I had enough like really ... Too much surprises for a serene Sunday I anticipated ... Huh!

Hahaha. Enjoy the rest of your day.

PunkyVeer:

Hahaha. Enjoy the rest of your day.

Huh! ... Just go puhleaaase!

Why won't he be sad infact am sad for him too.