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If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by delectablegyal(f): 12:00am On Sep 08, 2015
I saw this question on facebook so I decided to share it with ma fellow nairalanders.

Really, what will u do?


I will just go to the university of my choice and collect ph.d certificate in my course.


Cc: lalasticlala, farano, who else?
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by Nobody: 12:00am On Sep 08, 2015
I will just steal 900 trillion dollars, I might even build a university for d op, I can see u are obese with education no certificate

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by BrownCookie(f): 12:02am On Sep 08, 2015
Plenty things on my mind.
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by Shaadey: 12:03am On Sep 08, 2015
Mehn a lot o

Well,as for me sha...

I'd go to a bank, enter its strong room, pack money for 11hours; 59 minutes straight....I go juss dey pack am dey go-no time

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by delectablegyal(f): 12:03am On Sep 08, 2015
BrownCookie:
12hours is not even enough.

Really! What makes you think so?
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by Miracle4Sure: 12:05am On Sep 08, 2015
#CommentMaReserve
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by osaslord500(m): 12:07am On Sep 08, 2015
Wow, na private jets i go steal ooo. smiley
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by CUM4WHAT(m): 12:10am On Sep 08, 2015
NONSENSE ... BUH I WUD STEAL CINDY74 4RM HER PARENTS
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by MosakuAW(m): 12:12am On Sep 08, 2015
angry
I will kill all Nigeria's past and present presidents, present&past governors including ministers angry

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by delectablegyal(f): 12:13am On Sep 08, 2015
WarRLaY:
I will just steal 900 trillion dollars, I might even build a university for d op, I can see u are obese with education no certificate

Funny u, I see that as stealing. Collecting certificate through coercion is just "collecting," it is nt "stealing." We can call it legal crime. U know this nigeria is nigeria of certificate. With that ph.d certificate, omo, na oil company I go dey work o. I ll make legal money.
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by delectablegyal(f): 12:14am On Sep 08, 2015
MosakuAW:


angry
I will kill all Nigeria's past and present presidents, present&past governors including ministers angry

Who go com remain for cabinet?
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by DrLee(m): 12:16am On Sep 08, 2015
Kill all political office holders
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by MosakuAW(m): 12:16am On Sep 08, 2015
delectablegyal:


Who go com remain for cabinet?

I want new breed in government and not re-cycle elder state man droping army uniforms and putting on civilian cloth to delude us all.

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by favourmic(m): 12:18am On Sep 08, 2015
Nah money sure pass o, CBN is in trouble all I need is just 12trillion so small but it okay I don't need to go to back I will just do bank transfer aka wire wire
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by drnairalov: 12:18am On Sep 08, 2015
delectablegyal:
I saw this question on facebook so I decided to share it with ma fellow nairalanders.

Really, what will u do?


I will just go to the university of my choice and collect ph.d certificate in my course.


Cc: lalasticlala

1. rape u if u be girl
2. sadly i cant do crime even if its legal..my DNA aint built that way
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by delectablegyal(f): 12:21am On Sep 08, 2015
MosakuAW:


I want new breed in government and not re-cycle elder state man droping army uniforms and putting on civilian cloth to delude us all.

That's true. They've been calling us future leaders since we were young, now that we are grown up, we are still future leaders. The same people in govt while we were young are still the same set of people in govt till today. They are only changing positions.
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by Nobody: 12:22am On Sep 08, 2015
delectablegyal:


Funny u, I see that as stealing. Collecting certificate through coercion is just "collecting," it is nt "stealing." We can call it legal crime. U know this nigeria is nigeria of certificate. With that ph.d certificate, omo, na oil company I go dey work o. I ll make legal money.
babe, maybe you don't know the meaning of crime, 4 ur info, we are both criminals,
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by menix(m): 12:22am On Sep 08, 2015
Seriously I have this Ex colleague, I will luv to wipe out his generation..
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by jamex93(m): 12:22am On Sep 08, 2015
Steal enof cash for 12good hours
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by delectablegyal(f): 12:23am On Sep 08, 2015
drnairalov:


1. rape u if u be girl
2. sadly i cant do crime even if its legal..my DNA aint built that way

See person wey no dey do crime, u wan rape, no be crime be dat?
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by delectablegyal(f): 12:24am On Sep 08, 2015
menix:
Seriously I have this Ex colleague, I will luv to wipe out his generation..

What has he done wrong?


His generation? Dats extreme.
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by TeGaTeGa1(m): 12:24am On Sep 08, 2015
WarRLaY:
I will just steal 900 trillion dollars, I might even build a university for d op, I can see u are obese with education no certificate
guy u try o, "in bovi's voice ==that money too small for me to synonymous with" if any word like zillion dey, omon na 999zillion,875trillion,768billion,930million,890 thousand 650naira...SHIKENA
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by kinibigdeal(m): 12:24am On Sep 08, 2015
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by delectablegyal(f): 12:29am On Sep 08, 2015
TeGaTeGa1:
guy u try o, "in bovi's voice ==that money too small for me to synonymous with" if any word like zillion dey, omon na 999zillion,875trillion,768billion,930million,890 thousand 650naira...SHIKENA

U must be greedy.

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by MosakuAW(m): 12:30am On Sep 08, 2015
delectablegyal:


That's true. They've been calling us future leaders since we were young, now that we are grown up, we are still future leaders. The same people in govt while we were young are still the same set of people in govt till today. They are only changing positions.

Na so <sad
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by Nobody: 12:32am On Sep 08, 2015
TeGaTeGa1:
guy u try o, "in bovi's voice ==that money too small for me to synonymous with" if any word like zillion dey, omon na 999zillion,875trillion,768billion,930million,890 thousand 650naira...SHIKENA
Lol, u dea vex o

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by swagnificient(m): 12:35am On Sep 08, 2015
still thinking
cos I av so many things coming through my mind, dunno wie to start.
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by menix(m): 12:39am On Sep 08, 2015
delectablegyal:


What has he done wrong?


His generation? Dats extreme.

D guy is a snitch..
And he broke the law u see on my signature..
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by CaptPlanet(m): 12:48am On Sep 08, 2015
If crime was legal for 12 hrs.....lmao

CBN printing and minting building will disappear... smiley

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Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by SmartMugu: 12:51am On Sep 08, 2015
Shaadey:
Mehn a lot o

Well,as for me sha...

I'lld go to a bank, enter its strong room, pack money for 11hours; 59 minutes straight....I go juss dey pack am dey go-no time
What if you get jungle justice in the process and you're set on fire? Many ppl wan go rob bank too within the 12 hours.
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by 0lushola(m): 12:56am On Sep 08, 2015
All I need is 18000seconds.. enter WORLD bank pack like 12 Dangote full of ego.. l0ad it in a submarine ship and time can continue later from there!
Re: If Crime Was Legal For 12 Hours, What Will You Do? by Nobody: 12:57am On Sep 08, 2015
1. rape the op
2. Kill all the political office holders,
3. Ursup power.

Or more realistically, I would do nothing. I wasn't built for crime. I once killed a scorpion. And I had to bury it to free my conscience.

Which reminds me.

*a minutes science for baby. The scorpion which could never hurt me. But which I killed. I am sorry. May your exoskeleton rest in piece while your flesh becomes brilliant gems of silicon dioxide.* cry cry

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