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| The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by omonnakoda: 3:54pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Recently it has become fashionable to call NIgeria a "ZOO" . Many parrot the term quite mindlessly like many of the stock phrases that characterize churchgoers in Nigeria. All you need to do with such folk is start a phrase and they will complete it automatically; "holy ghost............. "what the Lord as done for me... "No weapon......... etc these people are well trained by their General Overseer and Daddy; WhoNamedThee Canyou Well The question for me is this; In any zoo you have the Animals (wild and tamed) ,The zoo keepers and then the patrons( those who pay to see the wild life) What I would like to know is who are the Zoo keepers, The animals and the Spectators. Well a clue would be who is trying to escape and who is trying to stop them.? 21 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by Nobody: 3:59pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Are you an animal?! 6 Likes |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by omonnakoda: 4:01pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
I am a spectator I come to watch the wildlife. I enjoy Nigeria.What about you? 9 Likes |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by oilyngbati(m): 4:07pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
omonnakoda:  3 Likes |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by gibsonpally: 4:11pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
omonnakoda: Of course the animals are the biafrans on a leash trying to escape! 18 Likes |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by oilyngbati(m): 4:12pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
The stratification of the zoo is as follows: Zoo Owner: The British Animals in the Zoo= every ape-looking human, otherwise known as nigerians. The last president of the zoo, before the dullard of daura was even a zoologist, a baboon known as Jonathan 15 Likes |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by omonnakoda: 4:14pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
gibsonpally:Is this just one kind of animal or are there different kinds of these "biafras"? How do you recognize them? Are they dangerous? 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by gibsonpally: 4:17pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
omonnakoda: They are the only animals calling Nigeria a zoo. 9 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by oilyngbati(m): 4:19pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Accurate terms for various synonyms in the zoo: SAN= senior advocate of the zoo nigerian police= zoo police NANS= national association of zoo students nigerian laywer= zoo lawyer CBN= central bank of the zoo 80 millions nigerians are mentally insane= 80million baboons & monkeys known as nigerians are mentally insane. nigerian president= zoo president, the chief baboon in charge of the animals known as nigerians 10 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by omonnakoda: 4:23pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
oilyngbati:This is nearly witty 1 Like |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by Nobody: 5:03pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
to be frank the zoo is Nigeria... And boko harm is making Nigerians look like an animal with the destruction which they use to terrorize the northeast.... Am happy Cos am leaving the zoo next week I can log up to Nairaland right away from NYC 7 Likes |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by Nobody: 8:10pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
| Nigeria is not a zoo but let's imagine it is, this is how i see it Zoo owners/founders- British Zookeeper/CEO/Alpha animals -Hausa/fulani Stubborn animals- Igbo Placid animals- Yoruba Careless animals- Other ethnicities N.B Either the placid or stubborn animals collaborate with the CEO to control activities in the zoo From 1967-1970 stubborn animals tried to escape from the zoo but they were hindered Both the owners and the CEOs don't want the crumbling of the zoo. its a business 23 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by omonnakoda: 7:38am On Sep 25, 2015 |
So what is the position of Ibos in the zoo? |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by OrIandoOwoh(m): 8:28am On Sep 25, 2015 |
Only animals are comfortable in a zoo. So we can say: Baboons: Hausa Monkeys: Yoruba This zoo consists of just 2 animals 11 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by BolaAdeyemo: 8:43am On Sep 25, 2015 |
the biafrans got this right though,Nigeria is really a zoo,Nothing is working people passing beside a dead body in the street going about their noraml business as if its nothing there was this day i saw a body on an expressway,cars were running over it anyhow  i vomitted that dayWhoever say Nigeria isnt a Zoo,stone that person 15 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by patrick89(m): 9:22am On Sep 25, 2015 |
This useless country called nigeria is an. Artificial creation by an albino pigs from Europe! It should be dissolved as no nation can be created by human being... 4 Likes |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by Nobody: 9:40am On Sep 25, 2015 |
If what happened in 2011 should repeat itself, I promise that monkey and baboons will be soaked in blood. ~Buhari president of the Zoo. Monkey - wild animal Baboon - wild animal. Jungle -survival of the fittest The Zoo is Nigeria 8 Likes |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by Nobody: 9:45am On Sep 25, 2015 |
Nigeria is a zoo that's why the word secession irritates the animals waste of Nigeria 7 Likes |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by Nobody: 9:48am On Sep 25, 2015 |
Yes Nigeria is indeed a British zoo. A British prostitute gave us our name (niggger area) 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by Decibel: 9:50am On Sep 25, 2015 |
Aareonakakanfo:Remember The Animal Farm 3 Likes |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by brize(m): 9:53am On Sep 25, 2015 |
The zoo must fall......... 4 Likes |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by wecan: 9:53am On Sep 25, 2015 |
Yes Nigeria is a zoo, if not why should the president say if he loses election that monkeys and baboons will sock on their blood 7 Likes |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by omonnakoda: 10:06am On Sep 25, 2015 |
wecan:So which one are the Ibos monkey or baboons 4 Likes |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by ArodewilliamsT: 10:53am On Sep 25, 2015 |
oilyngbati: You forgot to add that their dictator buhari was the first to call them baboons and dogs yet the animal went ahead to install him as their leader . Why they blame nnamdi kanu for emphasizing the name their Buhari calls them beats me? What can be more animalistic than that? 9 Likes |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by yang(m): 11:10am On Sep 25, 2015 |
The zoo is a criminal enterprise 2 Likes |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by Babe2sure(f): 11:14am On Sep 25, 2015 |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by frleopardo: 11:35am On Sep 25, 2015 |
Zoo owners= british
Animals= odua~arewanistans
Spectators= biafrans |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by gwales: 11:38am On Sep 25, 2015 |
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| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by PedroJP(m): 11:45am On Sep 25, 2015 |
OrIandoOwoh:Thank u very much dear. Then a baboon should be from the west cos when u see mouth cavity and oroboness of tinubu and Obj u will just have to give it to them. The alinga ones from North should be d monkeys just that they don't have tails. Add an artificial tailto buhari and i'll bet u can't identify him in a midst ofblack monkeys. 2 Likes |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by PedroJP(m): 11:48am On Sep 25, 2015 |
omonnakoda:U must surely be a big baboon taught ABC. U can't be a monkey. Enjoy, at least u are an upgraded baboon. 1 Like |
| Re: The Zoo Called Nigeria (New Animal called Nnamdi Kanu on display in Cage) by omonnakoda: 8:41pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
The Biafrans are the animals in the zoo .There are different types e.g Ojuiku,Whonamethee,Shinydoo , Shidimore and Shidiloke. Theyy are all very stubborn and plagiocephalic. They always try to escape The Omoluabi run the zoo with the help of some Fulani hunters who have a lot of experience handling cattle which is very useful with the likes of Ojuiku 1 Like |
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