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Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by Nobody: 6:35pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
Why Oprah fired Dr. Phil! Oprah Winfrey goes to Dr. Phil and confides in him: "I just can't seem to keep my weight down," she sobs. "I've tried Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, Slim Fast, Hollywood, Atkins, and a thousand other diets and none of them have lasting results. I've even tried hypnotherapy, acupuncture, & coffee enemas and still no success. Can you help me?" Dr. Phil says: "I think I can help you, but first there's something I need to check out. Take off all of your clothes and get down on your hands and knees." Having tried all other remedies and not wanting to show her lack of faith in the Doc, she obeys, strips down to her B'day suit and plops down on the floor. "Now crawl over by the fireplace and hold that position for 5 minutes." says the Doc. He stares at her from many different angles and then finally says, "Okay, Get Dressed and come back tomorrow." The next day, Oprah comes back and Dr Phil gives her the same instructions, but this time he has her crawl over by the Christmas tree and hold the position for 5 minutes. "Again he walks around the room looking at her from all angles and rubbing his chin in deep thought. After 5 minutes he has her get dressed and tells her to come back the following day. This goes on for three more days and Oprah has stripped and crawled by the French doors, the throw rug, the desk and she's getting pretty steamed about now. She finally gets dressed and says: "Look Doc, I've tried lots of crazy stuff in my life to lose weight, but how is crawling around unclothed on your floor going to help me lose weight"? Dr. Phil rubs his chin and says: "Oh it won't, but I'm buying an overstuffed black leather sofa for my office and I wanted to see where it would look best." |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by NET1(m): 6:58pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
Bia, this gurl. If Oprah ever sees this, you're in BIG trouble, .NET |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by oderemo(m): 8:37pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
what rubbish joke, if thats what to cal what you wrote. it aint funny. poooooooooooo. |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by Nobody: 8:53pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
Try bagging your head on the wall and see if thats funny |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by Sparkle777(f): 9:31pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
Bia, this gurl. If Oprah ever sees this, you're in BIG trouble, .NET [quote][/quote] abeg help me tell am. |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by Dabss(m): 7:43am On Mar 13, 2011 |
did u even read this 'joke' before posting it here? |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by McCoy91(m): 2:30am On Mar 14, 2011 |
Dry joke tho |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by oderemo(m): 6:31pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
Try bagging your head on the wall and see if thats funny if u cant take the comments y post yos silly lil joke? silly girl like you. go play outside with yor mates and leave big ppl to crack the joke. you heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar. o da bo. bye |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by Nobody: 6:42pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
Nobody force you to reply nutbag If you can not take the joke, get your wimpy ass out. As the titles says, this joke is not for sensitive folks and tears jerkers like you. There are load of jokes in the joke section for you to read, no one push your confused soul in here. Nuff said. |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by McCoy91(m): 7:31pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
Lol, you are the one being sensitive @OP. Its a dry joke, doesn't mean you don't have funnier ones. Imagine a comedian bad-mouthing his audience if they think he cracked a bad joke. |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by oderemo(m): 11:53pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
Nobody force you to reply nutbag If you can not take the joke, get your wimpy backside out.has any one pat yor joke here? so the joke is on you now. i will leave the last word to the fool paradise. |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by yinkalink(f): 3:47pm On Mar 15, 2011 |
ode remo: she knows. do u have to rub it in? |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by babyme1(f): 4:01pm On Mar 15, 2011 |
Rokiatu is that u on your profile? You look scary. |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by yinkalink(f): 4:06pm On Mar 15, 2011 |
baby.me: hahahahahahahahhahahah |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by dani1luv: 4:09pm On Mar 15, 2011 |
Cant eveen read it; too Long Jor |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by dani1luv: 4:12pm On Mar 15, 2011 |
baby.me:blood of Moses . . .Very scary |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by Nobody: 4:13pm On Mar 15, 2011 |
baby.me:ROFL! Careful before I haunt you in your dreams tonight. |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by yinkalink(f): 4:15pm On Mar 15, 2011 |
come on, it wasn't that bad. am not a boy but am sure she meant to look sexy |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by Nobody: 4:18pm On Mar 15, 2011 |
LOL i know babe see am not annoyed at all. I get it. Is an indirect compliment. Even I admire myself in that photo. Scary or not. |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by yinkalink(f): 4:25pm On Mar 15, 2011 |
jo oh. i like the way u think [color=#990000][/color][b][/b] FINEST GIRL |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by dani1luv: 4:52pm On Mar 15, 2011 |
Roki . . .you look mwuah. . . .sexy |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by yinkalink(f): 4:55pm On Mar 15, 2011 |
i talk am |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by Nobody: 5:01pm On Mar 15, 2011 |
Funny. Thanks guys. Dani, you are the next one I will be hunting. |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by yinkalink(f): 5:05pm On Mar 15, 2011 |
A hunter! no wonder she looked scary, oops am sorry sexy |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by dani1luv: 5:12pm On Mar 15, 2011 |
rokiatu: Nice Buh why nepa fu, ck up na. . .ur tv nor dey on if you try hunt me ehn, you would end up on my bed |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by babyme1(f): 8:38am On Mar 16, 2011 |
rokiatu:I mean positively scary |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by Areaboy2(m): 9:40am On Mar 16, 2011 |
funny enough it isnt racist but just the same not funny one bit! 3 months rolling on the floor just for a new couch? doe he realize that price will go up in that time |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by McCoy91(m): 1:38pm On Mar 16, 2011 |
yinkalink:Na wa for you, this girl. You too find trouble |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by Freiburger(m): 9:08am On Mar 17, 2011 |
Rokiatu i won't mind if you also crawl unclothed arround my living room like that, coz my sofas are outdated and i need exactly what i'm seeing in yoir profil pic as replacement. |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by Nobody: 9:31am On Mar 17, 2011 |
I brought this upon myself. Yaa people bring on the insults |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by McCoy91(m): 1:26pm On Mar 17, 2011 |
^don't mind them jor. Hayam hon your side. |
Re: Why Oprah Fired Dr. Phil! (warning This Joke Is Racist Not For Sensitive Folks) by yinkalink(f): 1:50pm On Mar 17, 2011 |
rokiatu: who wan insult u? i dey ur back |
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