Why Oprah fired Dr. Phil!
Oprah Winfrey goes to Dr. Phil and confides in him:

"I just can't seem to keep my weight down," she sobs.
"I've tried Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, Slim Fast, Hollywood, Atkins,
and a thousand other diets and none of them have lasting
results.
I've even tried hypnotherapy, acupuncture, & coffee
enemas and still no success.
Can you help me?"

Dr. Phil says: "I think I can help you, but first there's
something I need to check out.
Take off all of your clothes and
get down on your hands and knees."

Having tried all other remedies and not wanting to show her lack
of faith in the Doc, she obeys, strips down to her B'day suit and
plops down on the floor.

"Now crawl over by the fireplace and hold that position for 5
minutes." says the Doc.

He stares at her from many different angles and then finally
says, "Okay, Get Dressed and come back tomorrow."

The next day, Oprah comes back and Dr Phil gives her the same
instructions, but this time he has her crawl over by the
Christmas tree and hold the position for 5 minutes.

"Again he walks around the room looking at her from all angles
and rubbing his chin in deep thought. After 5 minutes he has her
get dressed and tells her to come back the following day.

This goes on for three more days and Oprah has stripped and
crawled by the French doors, the throw rug, the desk and she's
getting pretty steamed about now. She finally gets dressed and
says:

"Look Doc, I've tried lots of crazy stuff in my life to lose
weight, but how is crawling around unclothed on your floor going to
help me lose weight"?

Dr. Phil rubs his chin and says: "Oh it won't, but I'm buying an
overstuffed black leather sofa for my office and I wanted to see
where it would look best."

Bia, this gurl. If Oprah ever sees this, you're in BIG trouble,

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what rubbish joke, if thats what to cal what you wrote.
it aint funny. poooooooooooo.

Try bagging your head on the wall and see if thats funny

Bia, this gurl. If Oprah ever sees this, you're in BIG trouble,

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[quote][/quote] abeg help me tell am.

did u even read this 'joke' before posting it here?

Dry joke tho

Try bagging your head on the wall and see if thats funny

if u cant take the comments y post yos silly lil joke?
silly girl like you.
go play outside with yor mates and leave big ppl to crack the joke.
you heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.
o da bo. bye

Nobody force you to reply nutbag
If you can not take the joke, get your wimpy ass out.
As the titles says, this joke is not for sensitive folks and tears jerkers like you.

There are load of jokes in the joke section for you to read, no one push your confused soul in here.

Nuff said.

Lol, you are the one being sensitive @OP. Its a dry joke, doesn't mean you don't have funnier ones. Imagine a comedian bad-mouthing his audience if they think he cracked a bad joke.

Nobody force you to reply nutbag

If you can not take the joke, get your wimpy backside out.
As the titles says, this joke is not for sensitive folks and tears jerkers like you.

There are load of jokes in the joke section for you to read, no one push your confused soul in here.

has any one pat yor joke here?
so the joke is on you now.
i will leave the last word to the fool paradise.

ode remo:

Nobody force you to reply nutbag has any one pat yor joke here?
so the joke is on you now.
i will leave the last word to the fool paradise.

she knows. do u have to rub it in?

Rokiatu is that u on your profile? You look scary.

baby.me:

Rokiatu is that u on your profile? You look scary.

hahahahahahahahhahahah

Cant eveen read it; too Long Jor

baby.me:

Rokiatu is that u on your profile? You look scary.

ROFL!

Careful before I haunt you in your dreams tonight.

come on, it wasn't that bad. am not a boy but am sure she meant to look sexy

LOL i know babe see am not annoyed at all.

I get it. Is an indirect compliment.

Even I admire myself in that photo. Scary or not.

jo oh. i like the way u think



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i talk am

Funny.

Thanks guys.

Dani, you are the next one I will be hunting.

A hunter! no wonder she looked scary, oops am sorry sexy

rokiatu:

LOL i know babe see am not annoyed at all.

I get it. Is an indirect compliment.

Even I admire myself in that photo. Scary or not.

I mean positively scary

funny enough it isnt racist

but just the same not funny one bit!

3 months rolling on the floor just for a new couch? doe he realize that price will go up in that time

yinkalink:

A hunter! no wonder she looked scary, oops am sorry sexy

Na wa for you, this girl. You too find trouble

Rokiatu i won't mind if you also crawl unclothed arround my living room like that, coz my sofas are outdated and i need exactly what i'm seeing in yoir profil pic as replacement.

I brought this upon myself.

Yaa people bring on the insults

^don't mind them jor. Hayam hon your side.

rokiatu:

I brought this upon myself.

Yaa people bring on the insults

who wan insult u? i dey ur back