AFRICAN PROVERBS

1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe).

2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon).

3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana).

4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem. (Nigeria)

5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close dem, b'cos u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)

6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)

7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)

8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)

9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)

10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence.

funny indeed

Emeskhalifa:
funny indeed

I tell ya

Lol that no 1,2,3 5 7,8 and 9 got me rolling on the floor

Our forefathers are one funny creatures... No wonder they lived long, and a simple life.

Good one...

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onomeglo:
Lol that no 1,2,3 5 7,8 and 9 got me rolling on the floor

Yeah they are very funny, but it seems you don't like those of Nigerian

Blackfire:
Our forefathers are one funny creatures... No wonder they lived long, and a simple life.

Lol, yeah and smart too

shumuel:


Yeah they are very funny, but it seems you don't like those of Nigerian

lol those of Nigerians aint funny one bit

lokobyforch:
Good one...

Thganks

onomeglo:
lol those of Nigerians aint funny one bit

hmm... Yeah you are right, i noticed too.

adedayourt:
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i know that laugh