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Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by dre11(m): 3:24pm On Sep 11, 2015
A man who wanted to rape his friend's wife in the farm got what he deserved.


The urge to forcefully have carnal knowledge of a married woman has led to a man's private part
being cut off after he met his match in the woman.

The incident happened in a community in Ikono Local Government Area of Akwa Ibom State, according to a reader who sent the report exclusively to Pulse.
According to the report, the woman identified as
Mrs Iniabasi Okon took that drastic step when her husband's best friend, Linus Ibok , trailed her to the farm on Saturday, September 5, after he had escorted her husband, a petty trader to join a vehicle going to Aba, Abia State, to purchase items for his shop in the village.

"Iniabasi was not surprised when Ibok went to meet her in the farm, thinking he wanted to help her as he was almost like a member of their family but the shock came when Ibok confessed undying love for her but when she told him in plain terms to leave the farm or she would report him to her husband, Ibok decided to rape her.

But he did not know what the woman had in stock for him as she stealthily used her machete to chop off his randy manhood.
After that, she ran to the village and inform other
villagers who rushed to the farm to meet Ibok in a pool of his blood with his sliced manhood.

He was rushed to an hospital where he is currently receiving treatment while he will have to face the village elders whenever he is well enough."

http://pulse.ng/gist/what-he-deserves-married-woman-cuts-off-husbands-friends-penis-id4159795.html

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Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by Nobody: 3:26pm On Sep 11, 2015
hahaha, serves him right.
the third leg of a man now the cause of their downfall...




the guy below me is a dreamer...

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Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by Jadonaldson(m): 3:26pm On Sep 11, 2015
First 2 comment I dedicate this page 2 all my Nairalanders anyfin u looking for b4 d end of d month of December u going 2 see it wink
It's ur 1 & only DKN Boss

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Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by Nobody: 3:28pm On Sep 11, 2015
She should have cooked it and served it to his kids.

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Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by MosakuAW(m): 3:28pm On Sep 11, 2015
I love this type of defence. This is better than the pepper spray.

I wish world leaders can pass a law that allowed every woman to carry knives incase of molestation.

Serve him right. The joystick will never raise again. How much will he pay "Olosho" that he find it hard to do.

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Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by Behira(f): 3:29pm On Sep 11, 2015
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by Nobody: 3:30pm On Sep 11, 2015
Jadonaldson:
First 2 comment I dedicate this page 2 all my Nairalanders anyfin u looking for b4 d end of d month of December u going 2 see it wink
It's ur 1 & only DKN Boss

First of all, you are not first to comment.
Secondly, you are a fool for placing unnecessary emphasis on something as useless as first to comment on a thread.

Keep wasting your time and energy struggling for first to comment, while the owner of the forum makes more money.

Moronic Dumbass!

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Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by delishpot: 3:31pm On Sep 11, 2015
If this role was reversed, most naija men would do the do and blame the wife or the friend when caught.

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Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by veacea: 3:32pm On Sep 11, 2015
Chei
Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by Nobody: 3:33pm On Sep 11, 2015
I met a girl on facebook and we met face to face,
i decided to take her to an eatry place where we
can relax and talk better.i was with N500. i paid
for our bike N200, and was left with N300.
When we got there before i could order for a malt
for her,she ordered for 3bottles of big stout for
N1500,and 2 plates of pepper soup that is
N1000,nkwobi N800 and asked me to go outside
and buy her recharged card of
N1500.
Now I am outside . What do you think i
should do? Please reply me fast!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by ijustdey: 3:35pm On Sep 11, 2015
this is jungle justice best serve hot







no dulling cheesy

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Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by kodded(m): 3:41pm On Sep 11, 2015
misssclassy:


First of all, you are not first to comment.
Secondly, you are a fool for placing unnecessary emphasis on something as useless as first to comment on a thread.

Keep struggling for first to comment while the owner of the forum makes more money.

Moronic Dumbass!


what is wrong with this b!tch ?
undecided undecided

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Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by lekjons(m): 3:52pm On Sep 11, 2015
at least a village woman knows the best judgement for rapists

Moneyyy:
Where is jobless Lady F? Never seen anyone more jobless
at least, she and introvert always book spaces and thier posts usually makes sense..

just tell us if u love her.. Ode!

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Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by kennyman2000(m): 3:53pm On Sep 11, 2015
Nice one from the woman.. Barman should give the woman one orijin for me..


Need dhl or fedex to parcel this orijin and letter to that woman. Letter reads ''Mama, no shaking. U've defended yourself well. Responsible men association of Nigeria are proud of you, President Buhari is also proud of you and behind you''

somebody should wake me up when courier officer gets here.


Check my signature for ur customised wristband

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Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by itsIYKE(m): 3:53pm On Sep 11, 2015
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Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by lilmax(m): 3:53pm On Sep 11, 2015
Nice....... MAKE SENSE cool


More of this please

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Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by blazetitov: 3:54pm On Sep 11, 2015
hahahahahahaahahaah
Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by Moneyyy: 3:54pm On Sep 11, 2015
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Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by Pavore9: 3:54pm On Sep 11, 2015
Useless fellow!

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Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by Anoruo(m): 3:54pm On Sep 11, 2015
Lol

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Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by sukkot: 3:55pm On Sep 11, 2015
oh shyttt. these biafran men sha. walahi all biafra men need to be flogged shocked

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Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by Mopolchi: 3:55pm On Sep 11, 2015
na waa
Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by raayah(f): 3:55pm On Sep 11, 2015
mcchaka:
I met a girl on facebook and we met face to face,
i decided to take her to an eatry place where we
can relax and talk better.i was with N500. i paid
for our bike N200, and was left with N300.
When we got there before i could order for a malt
for her,she ordered for 3bottles of big stout for
N1500,and 2 plates of pepper soup that is
N1000,nkwobi N800 and asked me to go outside
and buy her recharged card of
N1500.
Now I am outside . What do you think i
should do? Please reply me fast!!!

If you cannot afford something, then don't buy it.

I hate how Nigerian men act as if they are forced to buy something for a girl.
If any woman says she will break up with you because you were not able to buy her something then break up with her. You are better off.

Don't come to Nairaland labeling women as babies who demand and demand but don't give. This is a wrong stereotype.

Back to topic.

Good for the man!

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Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by TheNextAce: 3:55pm On Sep 11, 2015
Issorait grin grin
Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by sukkot: 3:55pm On Sep 11, 2015
shytt
Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by Nobody: 3:55pm On Sep 11, 2015
"The urge to forcefully have carnal knowledge of a married woman has led to a man's private part being cut off after he met his match in the woman".

- where is the match?
- does the woman also want to have carnal knowledge?
- did both strike equilibrium?

This writer sef grin

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Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by free2ryhme: 3:56pm On Sep 11, 2015
grin
Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by QueenEdna(f): 3:56pm On Sep 11, 2015
Serves him right!!

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Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by DonaldGenes(m): 3:56pm On Sep 11, 2015
Damn
Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by mystiqueDZ(f): 3:56pm On Sep 11, 2015
Just great!!!!
He got served!!!! grin grin grin
Other men are declaring assets....he's declaring undying love grin grin grin

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Re: Married Woman Cuts Off Husband's Friend's joystick by UnknownT: 3:57pm On Sep 11, 2015
If the news happened exactly as it was reported here i celebrate the woman. Standing ovation for her

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