Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day. “Since Valentine’s Day is for a Christian saint and we’re Jewish,” he asks, “will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?”

David’s father thinks a bit, then says “No, I don’t think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?”

“Osama Bin Laden,” David says.

“Why Osama Bin Laden,” his father asks in shock.

“Well,” David says, “I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we’re not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he’d love everyone a lot. And then he’d start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn’t hate anyone anymore.”

His father’s heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride.

“David, that’s the most wonderful thing I’ve ever heard.”

“I know,” David says, “and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him.”

@ aristole

So you are ANTI OSAMA abi?

yes so deal wid it

@ Romade

U 're BROTHER OSAMA

_{clear throat} brb

@ Lola

Are u too SISTER OBASANJO? for ur clearing of throat.

na coincidence

Ok ma'am

go siddon

:-x

@ brocade

Who dey follow u talk sef?

ask me o

Who be you?

i be who u no be

thank u my son

make ona take am easy oo she try now

try for wetin

try for everything

story

@ CLEMCY

Shey, na super story or Tales By Moonlight?

@poster nice one.

@All will you dudes stop quarrelling for once and just have a nice time ?

no way menh!

Rebel leader.

Dont mind him.

I dont fight after resurrection of Jesus Christ.

So,all fighters should keep their armour and shield

ona don hear?

i resemble person wey dey hear?

@ Clemcy,

Ok its true.U resemble person wey dey take deliverance from Christ Embassy!!!

how u take know??