Pidgin Proverbs
1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the value of
pikin.


2. Woman wey never see problem... Na im dey
still hold breast run



3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant
sleep


4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, Na later é go
hear am.


5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat.


6. Weather hot!! É No mean say fowl go lay
boiled egg.


7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD.


8. Pikin wey him mama back cross water, wey
say him march fish, wetin him mama go march?


9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no know
say the journey far.

10. Person wey don faint before no be stranger
to death.

11. Person wey chop belle full, no know wetin
hungry man dey see.


12. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy sex she
dey enjoy labour pains.


13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut shit.
14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko tree, if nobody
hail am!! é go hail himself


15. Toto water small, but é reach prick take baff.
16. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND,
She GO TAKE BOYFRIEND DO HUSBAND.


17. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck

18. Na cricket tell him children say, No matter
how ground strong, Them no go sleep outside.


19. Pikin wey say him mama no fine they use
style call him papa blind man.


20. No be eye wey dem take chop eba dem take
dey share meat.


21. Person wey use Elephant set trap, na him
know wetin he wan Catch.


22. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go Open.


23. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM SERIOUS, BUT
STUDENT WEY PASS NA HIM KNOW BOOK.


24. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race don start.
25. Dem no dey tell blind man say salt no dey for
food.


26. Before you see monkey, monkey don see you.
27. Thief wey jump fence enter house where
owner dey wait for am, no go jump again.
28. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa sef go tell
am say him sabi bury.


29. Na wetin dey sweet for goat mouth, Na im
dey kill am


30. If e be like say everybody dey craze" na you
dey craze.
31. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use your teeth
cut am.
32. My thing and our thing no be the same oh.
33. Na happiness dey make prick stnd

person wey never get FTC, no fit know how e dey sweet for belle

Oya make una add ur own

Mhew.......anyways FTC.

'A child can play with its mother's breasts, but not its father's
testicles'

jennamarv:
Mhew.......anyways FTC.

lol indian weed don blind you sheybi you know see that F for your front ni?

op, your head is there.

"if a Calabar woman marries an Edo man, na bed go suffer!"

Lmfao !! So on point jere.

Let me kindly add my favorite ;

A madman no go craze sotey hin no go sabi how to commot for road for moto to pass

lekjons:
"if a Calabar woman marries an Edo man, na bed go suffer!"

Epic! ... Like say male horse marry bulldog

peeparty:

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runzlord:

Please [abeg] kindly vote for me here https://mobile.twitter.com/runzlord/status/639602054546255872?p=v
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It a a palm selfie contest by samsung.

Na your own pidgin proverb be this?

Person WEy n.aked no fit chuk hand for pocket

Mt own...

Na person wey wan die go find bad mouth people trouble for nairaland.....lol

Number 15 sha.

lol...funny

profojah:
Haha . E be like say she wear bra for face

no myn am.

GREAT, u are blessed

person wey no know where nairaland start, no go know where e end

So so funny proverbs you got here, Op!

eye wen de cry De see road

OP U MUST BE AN EDO PIKIN

My favorites
*Who say ur water no go boil him own no go hot
*Goat wey dey take swagger cross road the village wey e dey go no far
*Person wey too tey for party dey follow wash plate.
*Madman say madness sweet only say d trecking too much
*Pepper wey dem plant for road side na every body get am
*e go better na poor man prayer

Lol.. Na as goat dey stand for market dem dey price am..

Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala..

It's a small world no mean say you fit trek from Naija go London..

e funny die ..i swear

LWKMD


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lol,,

yansh no get teeth, but e dey cut sh*t..

Epic..