1. If your woman catches you looking at another woman, turn to her and say "sweetheart, I’m glad you don’t dress like that.” 2. Nigerian parents are confused. They'll beat their kids with the intent of making them cry and then start beating them again to stop them from crying. 3. Guys, When A Girl Say You Are The BEST MAN In Her Life, Don't Be Surprised To See Yourself Standing Beside Her Husband On Her Wedding Day. 4. The downfall of A Man is when he Moves From BBM to 2go. 6. Very soon mtn will be Like Do you know there are people in your village that don't want you to succeed? Quickly text "thunder fire them" to 33505. 7. if your boyfriend is like 10 years older than you, just stop calling him baby. and start calling him: Uncle Bae, Brother Boo, Sir Baby 8. Those that use spoon to eat Eba are our major problem in this country. 9. It is only in Nigeria that you'll see a notice board say "man wanted with 40 Years experience, must be aged 25 10. Being a good person is like being a goal keeper, no matter how many goals you save... People will only remember the ones You missed. 11. India has never been to the World Cup because FIFA won't allow them sing and dance for 20 minutes after every goal. 12. Girls please Your boyfriend should not be your source of income everyday Because it's only a relationship, not a job opportunity. 13. Someone will just die with an Afro in Nigeria movie and his spirit will come back with a low cut. So Barbing saloon dey that side? 14. Strangling your wife for making Indomie as dinner is not domestic violence, it is self- defense. 15. How Can You Chase a GIRL for four Years. Is she your University Degree? 16. New ways of crossing roads in Nigeria; check sideways for motors, look up for plane-crash, look down for bomb, look back for kidnap, now run zig~zig to dodge bullets. 17) it's only on Facebook I see that some peeps will read your post and won't appreciate rather they will run to copy and paste

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