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10 Husbands And Still A Virgin... by UndespicableMe(m): 4:42pm On Sep 12, 2015 |
A guide to male virginity...(Jokes on me) A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!" |
Re: 10 Husbands And Still A Virgin... by Spaxon(f): 4:47pm On Sep 12, 2015 |
and that was funny..... 1 Like |
Re: 10 Husbands And Still A Virgin... by Jetjacky(m): 4:47pm On Sep 12, 2015 |
Na Virginia |
Re: 10 Husbands And Still A Virgin... by Nobody: 4:48pm On Sep 12, 2015 |
thanks for the hilarious joke 1 Like |
Re: 10 Husbands And Still A Virgin... by adedayourt(m): 4:48pm On Sep 12, 2015 |
v |
Re: 10 Husbands And Still A Virgin... by Jetjacky(m): 4:49pm On Sep 12, 2015 |
Spaxon:babe wadup! |
Re: 10 Husbands And Still A Virgin... by UndespicableMe(m): 4:51pm On Sep 12, 2015 |
I suppose ask you na Jetjacky: |
Re: 10 Husbands And Still A Virgin... by Jetjacky(m): 5:02pm On Sep 12, 2015 |
UndespicableMe:lol... ask na |
Re: 10 Husbands And Still A Virgin... by Zoe41(f): 5:07pm On Sep 12, 2015 |
[quote author=UndespicableMe post=37941980][color=#770083]A guide to male virginity...(Jokes on me) A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administ[s][quote author=UndespicableMe post=37941980][color=#770083]A guide to male virginity...(Jokes on me) A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administ[/s][quote author=UndespicableMe post=37941980][color=#770083]A guide to male virginity...(Jokes on me) A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administ |
Re: 10 Husbands And Still A Virgin... by UndespicableMe(m): 5:07pm On Sep 12, 2015 |
Na virginia? u ar a funny dude I swear Jetjacky: 1 Like |
Re: 10 Husbands And Still A Virgin... by Jetjacky(m): 6:07pm On Sep 12, 2015 |
UndespicableMe:lol thanks! |
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