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| What The Women Are Saying by GeeCee(m): 2:37pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
For all those men who say; Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free? Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. The women are saying, 1. Men are like Laxatives . , They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas , The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .Blenders, You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars , Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like Commercials , You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores , Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like Government Bonds , They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn , They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms , You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like Lava Lamps , Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13 Men are like Parking Spots , All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. |
| Re: What The Women Are Saying by GeeCee(m): 4:56pm On Nov 14, 2012 |
Since 2009 no single response. Chei. 1 Like |
| Re: What The Women Are Saying by himclfgud(m): 5:57pm On Nov 14, 2012 |
GeeCee: Since 2009 no single response. Chei. ahahaahaahaahhhahhhhhhhhahahahah  |
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