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Re: You Think You're Smart? by sholabanke(m): 11:42am On Apr 14, 2009
but i want to phone a friend now
Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(m): 11:43am On Apr 14, 2009
okay. you are allowed. but this is not who wants to be a Millionaire we're playing here okay?
Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(m): 11:59am On Apr 14, 2009
RIDDLE 3

SHOLABANKE stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower.

Overcome with depression, he slid the window open and jumped through it.

It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground.

Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt.

Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?
Re: You Think You're Smart? by sholabanke(m): 12:02pm On Apr 14, 2009
I survived the fall because
If God be with me who can be against me
Re: You Think You're Smart? by Damh: 12:27pm On Apr 14, 2009
The 2nd riddle answer is death.
Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(m): 12:32pm On Apr 14, 2009
@Damh
that has already been answered. we are now on the 3rd riddle. smiley


@shola
nice try, please try again. grin
Re: You Think You're Smart? by clemcykul(f): 1:53pm On Apr 14, 2009
mykali u don baff so since morning u dey in front of computer even to brush sef, na wa o
Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(m): 2:28pm On Apr 14, 2009
how you take sabi? cheesy

i took my bath and brushed first thing in the evening . . .sorry. morning. grin
Re: You Think You're Smart? by LuCiA2(f): 3:20pm On Apr 15, 2009
@myk
of course i'm smart. and here are my answers to prove that.

Riddle 1 = Night and Day
Riddle 2 = Death
Riddle 3 = Sholabanke landed inside the building and not outside the building. that is the only way anybody could have survived that fall.

waiting for whatever prizes you've got to offer. smiley
Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(m): 1:11pm On Apr 17, 2009
this chik is smart o shocked. although the 1st and 2nd riddle had already been answered, she answered the 3rd riddle correctly.

hmmmm . . .i'm thinking she did some guess work, so i'm gonna ask her another riddle. lemme see if guessing will solve this one for her . . .

brb. cool
Re: You Think You're Smart? by dani1luv: 1:18pm On Apr 17, 2009
oya im waiting 4 the second riddle embarassed
Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(m): 1:34pm On Apr 17, 2009
dani, which second riddle? i'm about to post the 4th riddle, just wait a minute, okay . . .?
Re: You Think You're Smart? by dani1luv: 1:50pm On Apr 17, 2009
oh sowwy the 4rth riddle

Im waiting
Re: You Think You're Smart? by Ben13: 2:23pm On Apr 17, 2009
4th riddle:

who stole our modify button sometime ago
Re: You Think You're Smart? by D1KeleVra(m): 2:34pm On Apr 17, 2009
dani1luv:

oya im waiting 4 the second riddle embarassed

Confusion

Anyhow shaaaaaaaa! Its quite intriguing how someone will jump out off a window and land inside the same building. . . well.
Re: You Think You're Smart? by Ben13: 4:47pm On Apr 17, 2009
I can't believe this.
Re: You Think You're Smart? by LuCiA2(f): 7:35pm On Apr 17, 2009
mykali:

.
hmmmm . . .i'm thinking[b] she did some guess work[/b], so i'm gonna ask her another riddle. lemme see if guessing will solve this one for her . . .

brb. cool


there was no guess work in that, the riddle had only one possibility and that's what i gave you as an answer

D1KeleVra:


Anyhow shaaaaaaaa! Its quite intriguing how someone will jump out off a window and land inside the same building. . . well.

that is not what the riddle said. the riddle said he jumped thru the window and not outside the window and if i read correctly he jumped from outside to the ground. you see? there was nothing to cushion his fall if he had jumped from inside to outside. he would have been a mass of dead meat . . . tongue
Re: You Think You're Smart? by LuCiA2(f): 7:41pm On Apr 17, 2009
@mykali

whay cant you come here and explain to them?
and where is my ''prize''?
still waiting . . .
Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(m): 8:00pm On Apr 17, 2009
hey guys. . . shocked
i totally forgot to post the 4th riddle. maybe tomorrow.
remember we are all playing for a huge prize grin

@lucia

yes, your answer is correct. i got that riddle from www.riddle.com anybody that wants to verify can go there and look for a riddle called through the window.
Re: You Think You're Smart? by clemcykul(f): 11:00am On Apr 18, 2009
what about *through the door?*
Re: You Think You're Smart? by D1KeleVra(m): 8:06pm On Apr 18, 2009
lolol I think if he jumps thru the door he'll land on the roof

u are not a very well person

@Mykali
Now u have ruined ur thread. . . giving us the website where u get ur stuff, no w clem is goin answer a couple of ur riddles and feel smart
Re: You Think You're Smart? by clemcykul(f): 4:32pm On Apr 20, 2009
by now i bliv u know i dont have time for serious stuffs
Re: You Think You're Smart? by princesa(f): 2:06pm On Apr 25, 2009
and why is that clem?
you also write poem isnt that serious stuff
Re: You Think You're Smart? by jaymobb(m): 2:19pm On Apr 25, 2009
@princesa
so u are back after ur long honeymoon trip with ur hobby innit
Re: You Think You're Smart? by princesa(f): 2:36pm On Apr 25, 2009
i should say that to you dude
we are back from the honey moon since and now have Junior and Miranda to our credit
say hi my kids jare grin
Re: You Think You're Smart? by jmkbond(f): 3:25pm On Apr 25, 2009
waiting
Re: You Think You're Smart? by Bbeee: 4:26pm On Apr 25, 2009
:p
Re: You Think You're Smart? by D1KeleVra(m): 1:21pm On Apr 26, 2009
princesa:

and why is that clem?
you also write poem isnt that serious stuff

It's a lie! Clem and poems? undecided
Re: You Think You're Smart? by Ben13: 7:11pm On Apr 26, 2009
hmmm
Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(m): 7:48pm On Apr 26, 2009
Riddle 4:

i'm your enemy and i'm your friend, i can kiill you or keep you safe.
Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(m): 8:55pm On Apr 26, 2009
@jumoke
u can stop waiting now
.
Re: You Think You're Smart? by jmkbond(f): 9:07pm On Apr 26, 2009
4 whatt

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