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Re: You Think You're Smart? by sylve11: 3:18pm On May 20, 2009
i beg no talk to my mamarado like dat, abi u no knw sey i get hot temper? cool
Re: You Think You're Smart? by Bbeee: 3:52pm On May 20, 2009
shulllup dia jor angry angry cool
Re: You Think You're Smart? by sylve11: 4:07pm On May 20, 2009
U dey crase? angry angry angry angry cool
Re: You Think You're Smart? by Lolabbey: 4:49pm On May 20, 2009
bbee ansa dat ques
Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(m): 5:55pm On May 20, 2009
you guys are supposed to be answering Blisseng's riddle and not wagging your mouths about.
Re: You Think You're Smart? by sylve11: 6:28pm On May 20, 2009
myk tyson,
u think u r smart cool
Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(m): 6:33pm On May 20, 2009
yeah. i am. grin
Re: You Think You're Smart? by blissieng(f): 11:25pm On May 20, 2009
Answer to the riddle, MADONNA!

I am pure and virtous by monikar - Madonna is Mary Jesus's mum whom is seen as pure and virtous.

I am naughty and depraved in reality - Madonna the singer is seen as naughty and depraved

wealthy men are my forte - wealthy = Rich, men= guy, Guy Ritchie!!!

but my namesakes into table makers - Mary married joseph a carpenter

lands of silver weep for me - don't cry for me Argentina by Evita (Madonna)
Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(m): 8:06am On May 21, 2009
I would neva hav gotten the answer to that question. I was thinking it was a thing, not a SHE.
Re: You Think You're Smart? by D1KeleVra(m): 8:51am On May 21, 2009
You can lie o! You think u are smart grin grin grin
Re: You Think You're Smart? by sylve11: 9:20am On May 21, 2009
see tits shocked cool
Re: You Think You're Smart? by clemcykul(f): 9:24am On May 21, 2009
like ur own
Re: You Think You're Smart? by blissieng(f): 9:45am On May 21, 2009
@mYKALI

Do you see the fit though?

Would you like another one? I've got quite a few,
Re: You Think You're Smart? by sylve11: 10:11am On May 21, 2009
clemcykul:

like ur own

u wake see me dis morrin cool
Re: You Think You're Smart? by blissieng(f): 10:22am On May 21, 2009
shocked
Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(m): 12:39pm On May 21, 2009
blissieng:

@mYKALI

Do you see the fit though?

Would you like another one? I've got quite a few,

yeah i see. please, the next time you post riddles, let it have a 10/100 answerable ratio instead of 0.1/1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 grin
Re: You Think You're Smart? by sylve11: 1:17pm On May 21, 2009
cool
Re: You Think You're Smart? by blissieng(f): 1:21pm On May 21, 2009
mykali:

yeah i see. please, the next time you post riddles, let it have a 10/100 answerable ratio instead of 0.1/1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 grin

will keep that in mind
Re: You Think You're Smart? by blissieng(f): 4:41pm On May 21, 2009
Another one


I fit daisy like a glove, people say I might be a hazard self!

I walk bow legged, yep I rustle cows, I am a popular john!

my name also is a means to settle disputes.

who am I


any answer MUST explain all lines and NOT just give me a name.
Re: You Think You're Smart? by romsky: 4:53pm On May 21, 2009
go sleep o jare
Re: You Think You're Smart? by clemcykul(f): 5:27pm On May 21, 2009
dont mind the misyarning mouth
Re: You Think You're Smart? by Abbygyal(f): 5:36pm On May 21, 2009
lool
Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(m): 8:37pm On May 21, 2009
@bliss

i think i have an idea about this one. grin
Re: You Think You're Smart? by Ben13: 8:41pm On May 21, 2009
then unveil it
Re: You Think You're Smart? by blissieng(f): 9:56pm On May 21, 2009
mykali, I dey wait you o.
Re: You Think You're Smart? by mykali(m): 12:45am On May 22, 2009
@blissieng
I just need a final clue. Is the answer a human, an animal, or an object
Re: You Think You're Smart? by blissieng(f): 8:29am On May 22, 2009
A person's name
Re: You Think You're Smart? by clemcykul(f): 9:02am On May 22, 2009
hmm
Re: You Think You're Smart? by sylve11: 12:19pm On May 22, 2009
hmmmm cool
Re: You Think You're Smart? by romsky: 12:34pm On May 22, 2009
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Re: You Think You're Smart? by blissieng(f): 3:26pm On May 22, 2009
wats the meaning of this now?

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