Are you not going to ask me to send you my picture?”
Me: “Of course. I just didn’t want to be forward. Please send me one. A sexy one *winks*
“Ok. Coming right up ”

*picture sent*

This is a rant. No seriously, it is.

i have had enough of this shit, i can literally not stand it anymore. i’m pissed. I shall speak today or forever hold my piss so yes I’m taking a piss. Ladies, i love you and i know you love me more but why? (-̩̩̩⌣́_⌣̀-̩̩̩) Turn to your neighbor and ask why?

[img]http://tscng.files./2011/12/jmula_eyesrolling_1.jpg[/img]
STOP EEEEETTTTT!!!!!

I do not even intend to say much on this ‘cos a lot has been said already. Pouting. Its everywhere you go. Tell a lady to send you a picture and even before it gets to you, you can already imagine the way her lips would look. I’m sorry ladies but i judge you if you pout. Like why pucker up those lips? Do you so desperately crave some lip locking? na so the thing dey hungry you? As i type this, i’m trying to decipher if there is some secret power that comes with this mouth deformation procedure.

For the sake of the innocent ones, i shall attempt to define this condition.

Pout (verb) – 1. a facial expression with your lips, indicating dissatisfaction or sulking. Often describing what girls do when being photographed.

2. Shortened name of various fishes such as the hornpout (Ameiurus nebulosus, the brown bullhead), the pouting (Trisopterus luscus).

[img]http://tscng.files./2011/12/fish.jpg?w=584[/img]
Look Ladies, its your ROLE MODEL!!!

See that? Fish! FISH! EJA!!! You girls are imitating fish? That’s just deep yo.

As if it’s not bad enough that our females now want to be rubbing shoulders with their aquatic counterparts, some don’t even do it well. The struggle is real. You have deep set cheekbones and you’re pouting for Africa? Babe you look like a skeleton getting head. *shudders* and why do you have to take these pictures in your bathroom or toilet? Oh wait! Water; Your role model’s habitat. I se(a)



I mean, is there some competition I’m not aware of? like “Pout or die trying”,”so you think you can pout?” or “Nigerian Pouter?” Really though, i’ve sat myself down to ask some deep questions. “How do they feel?” “Is this some kind of ‘i’m a bawse’ look?” “Who the hell started this?” “Why did it become so popular all of a sudden?” and “when will it enddddd?”
Go online, enlarge Twitter avatars. Facebook profile pictures. If you’re not being entertained by some boobs, you are most probably staring at a chic confused as to whether she’s sulking or sucking.


it aint right!!

The male folk are not exempted from this natural disaster, these ones deserve the hottest part of sheol for their atrocity. Its hard wrapping my head around why a woman would want to imitate a fish and then on comes a full grown man with balls and a beard doing same? No son. You should be shot dead, taken to some synagogue, resurrected, flogged 21, then shot again and finally buried at sea (oh look, with your kind!)


We do know that there are exceptions to all these things sha. Allow me say here that if you look anything like Angelina Jolie then and ONLY then would you be permitted to pout. I don’t care whether you are Ibadan’s version of Tiwa Savage or Taraba’s own Muna. If you are NOT Angelina, then Yi-to-tha-fucking-Mu.

[img]http://tscng.files./2011/12/images.jpg[/img]
The perfect Pout

To make it a happier world, i went through the trouble of getting a “how to pout for dummies” link. see if you can make sense of this,

[img]http://tscng.files./2011/12/kis.jpg[/img]

how to do it?

Ok. Rant over. I’m done.
#Okbye.

I don die Op talk say na fish be una role model(those wey dey pout)



Anyway I dedicate FTC to my crew>>>> Awon Werey 100%

Sincerely speaking and seriously though, you can't find a half decent picture anymore. This is all you get. Smh

Over to romance ladies

Very _stupid pose to do for any woman over 14 yrs of age! And even some niggers do it too! SMH

Still wondering who invented that nonsense

*sighs and pouts*
So what's your point?

rocktation, pls unban me from my sexuality section. i posted a hbd picture and the antisperm bot banned its father

"Yi-to-tha-bleeping-Mu"

Lol@op's rant...
Guys do it too this days

KingTom:
Sincerely speaking and seriously though, you can't find a half decent picture anymore. This is all you get. Smh

No mind those cow

stephenqueen:

No mind those cows

you see that one with mouth like tomato?

naijaboiy:
What's the name of that girl that used to pout like a pig.

she was very popular in romance section some times back and she could never upload a picture without pouting. i bet her recent dp is a pouting one.

Someone please remind me of her name.

Awon werey 100%™

Hope you're not referring to my baby

naijaboiy:

Do I know you?

Just leave D out of this

KingTom:
Sincerely speaking and seriously though, you can't find a half decent picture anymore. This is all you get. Smh

Boda mi, is the second lady your girlfriend

I don't want her for a sister-in-law o

I prefer the first to this ojuju calabar Õoº°˚ ˚°ºoo

LOLss
www.dnbstories.com

MissSlimbody:

Boda mi, is the second lady your girlfriend

I don't want her for a sister-in-law o

I prefer the first to this ojuju calabar Õoº°˚ ˚°ºoo

Who is this one? Do I know you?

Thank you for speaking out JeffferyJamez!


And for all d Boyz who copy it, you'all niggaz are so gay!

Estaba aqui



YKKOHS

Funny thread..

Ladies are not smiling o!
Who get time for that!
#teamnotimeforpouting#