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Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 6:29pm On Sep 19, 2015
Lol. No comment. grin

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Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by MrsChima(f): 6:29pm On Sep 19, 2015
Xiadnat:
Hell ya.......

tho, i can't say this is an issue for me. It's been a minute, but when I was active in the dating game, I have luckily dated men who craved it (or chop chop toto) if you will. But then again, most of these men are caucasian. So, I suppose to each its kind.

I have often being the one screaming "enough already". embarassed.

But ya....since coming to NL, I have learnt (among other really awful things) that nigerian men don't particularly like this for some reason. No idea why. Seeing Vjay is waaaay cleaner than the mouth.

Nigerian men should really loosen up. If you are worried about "it" being dirty, have her clean up before. Gosh. Is it STD? You can catch any STD with regular coita.l act, so what's the difference? HIV is HIV via oral or coitu.s. You can catch STD sucking the man appendage too.

Anyway, y'all should learn from the porn industry. If I do you, honey, you gotta do me. They don't call it a 'job' for nothing.


(Grabs your face and plants a big wet one on your lips)

Standing ovation! grin

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Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by MrsChima(f): 6:30pm On Sep 19, 2015
mcdreeezy:
I rather chop poo tongue

hissssssss

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Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 6:30pm On Sep 19, 2015
Na to chop am after eating pepper soup or peppery stew sure pass ..... mtcheeeeew

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Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by agarawu23(m): 6:32pm On Sep 19, 2015
48noble:



Agarawu 23 dey chyke u,u dey dia dey form hard to get.. 4get say konji no send u... grin grin


Guys are zipping up till #1=$1.
leave misspicy, na my house boy dey service her thing despite her hard to to get forming cool

Mrschima should be hospitalized.
Mrschima too mumu sad
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 6:32pm On Sep 19, 2015


Chorus:

Emi teempakguy! Baba theorem!
Ki n ma ladi ki n ma Jedi

WHA??!!! WHA??!!!

Emi teempakguy! Baba theorem!
Ki n ma ladi ki n ma Jedi

Iranu! Abasha! Iranu! Abasha!



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Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 6:32pm On Sep 19, 2015
Teempakguy:


Chorus:
Emi teempakguy! Baba theorem!
Ki n ma ladi ki n ma Jedi

WHA??!!! WHA??!!!

Emi teempakguy! Baba theorem!
Ki n ma ladi ki n ma Jedi

Iranu! Abasha! Iranu! Abasha!

Ma song grin grin grin

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Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 6:33pm On Sep 19, 2015
IamLEGEND1:


More like The amazon....

sometimes it will seem you will need a rake to be able to clear the path to the actual vagína....


pubic lice find their dwelling place amongst such habitat

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Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 6:35pm On Sep 19, 2015
MrsPhyno:

Ma song grin grin grin
seriously though, this topic freaks my soul out.

Can't even Imagine myself. embarassed embarassed embarassed

*shivers

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Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 6:39pm On Sep 19, 2015
Wetin eating una cat go give us?
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 6:40pm On Sep 19, 2015
Teempakguy:
seriously though, this topic freaks my soul out.

Can't even Imagine myself. embarassed embarassed embarassed

*shivers
Hahahahahahaha

You are funny. grin

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Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by EcoBlitz(m): 6:42pm On Sep 19, 2015
Xiadnat:
Hell ya.......

tho, i can't say this is an issue for me. It's been a minute, but when I was active in the dating game, I have luckily dated men who craved it (or chop chop toto) if you will. But then again, most of these men are caucasian. So, I suppose to each its kind.

I have often being the one screaming "enough already". embarassed.

But ya....since coming to NL, I have learnt (among other really awful things) that nigerian men don't particularly like this for some reason. No idea why. Seeing Vjay is waaaay cleaner than the mouth.

Nigerian men should really loosen up. If you are worried about "it" being dirty, have her clean up before. Gosh. Is it STD? You can catch any STD with regular coita.l act, so what's the difference? HIV is HIV via oral or coitu.s. You can catch STD sucking the man appendage too.

Anyway, y'all should learn from the porn industry. If I do you, honey, you gotta do me. They don't call it a 'job' for nothing.



Lol, job...Lol, anyhoo, i don't mind giving head, i actually like it sometimes. Don't know why some can't give sha.

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Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 6:46pm On Sep 19, 2015
loomer:
E dey bellefull person?
Yeske kiss Missing you
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 6:48pm On Sep 19, 2015
Nigerian girls are dirty.chop and fall ill..dirty pple

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Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Airforce1(m): 7:14pm On Sep 19, 2015
that your toto wey dey smell like rotten fish

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Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by VaselineAloe: 7:25pm On Sep 19, 2015
i lik dis tred cheesy
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by rudebouy: 7:27pm On Sep 19, 2015
MrsChima:
Do you agree ladies? grin grin
Chop chop our toto men! grin angry tongue
Check my dp. Den come to ma creep. Ama give you lots of orgasms?

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Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 7:34pm On Sep 19, 2015
MrsChima:
Do you agree ladies? grin grin
Chop chop our toto men! grin angry tongue
is your man not complying??
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by RedboneSmith(m): 7:34pm On Sep 19, 2015
Xiadnat:
Hell ya.......

tho, i can't say this is an issue for me. It's been a minute, but when I was active in the dating game, I have luckily dated men who craved it (or chop chop toto) if you will. But then again, most of these men are caucasian. So, I suppose to each its kind.

I have often being the one screaming "enough already". embarassed.

But ya....since coming to NL, I have learnt (among other really awful things) that nigerian men don't particularly like this for some reason. No idea why. Seeing Vjay is waaaay cleaner than the mouth.

Nigerian men should really loosen up. If you are worried about "it" being dirty, have her clean up before. Gosh. Is it STD? You can catch any STD with regular coita.l act, so what's the difference? HIV is HIV via oral or coitu.s. You can catch STD sucking the man appendage too.

Anyway, y'all should learn from the porn industry. If I do you, honey, you gotta do me. They don't call it a 'job' for nothing.


Hey,

Forget the kids here on NL. If it's clean, shaven and well-taken-care-of, a sizeable percentage of men (Nigerian or not) will eat it up. Granted, the sexual conservatism here won't let most admit to their male friends that they go down on their women (no one thinks 'c!unt licker' is a cool nickname'), but trust me when I tell ya that more Naija men than you'd reckon are willing to do it.

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Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 7:37pm On Sep 19, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Lol. No comment. grin
lol, funny you just did??
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by abbeyty(m): 8:02pm On Sep 19, 2015
Chop hairy toto ?Some men mouth go dey smell of toto each time dey talk

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Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 8:10pm On Sep 19, 2015
cheesy cheesy
IamLEGEND1:


More like The amazon....

sometimes it will seem you will need a rake to be able to clear the path to the actual vagína....

Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 8:21pm On Sep 19, 2015
cheesy lol,no b today guys dey chop toto!pretenders everywherr spewing thrash from diff angles and na dem dey chop toto pass! grin

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Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by MrsChima(f): 8:29pm On Sep 19, 2015
Some of the male chatters have been eating salt fish with a side of toto. lipsrsealed

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Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Sunnystooth(m): 9:17pm On Sep 19, 2015
Please what is 'tutu'? lipsrsealed
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by vega84(m): 11:21pm On Sep 19, 2015
Y do u want that? #vegatalks
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 12:00am On Sep 20, 2015
Is like all the ladies here have not have their toto properly chopped before lol tongue I can help u all out as long as u wash ur toto wella before we hook up angry
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 12:08am On Sep 20, 2015
Sebi na to chop toto? Wetin dey there Simple thing! grin
I'll just be needing few materials ;
-Knife ; to cut am af cousrse
- oil
- onion
- vegetables

- seasonings
And small pepper

Chukwudi my good friend will handle the cooking. He's super good.



Btw, I'll be needing fat fat totos abeg , just10 should do grin

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Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 12:09am On Sep 20, 2015
Sebi na to chop toto? Wetin dey there Simple thing! grin
I'll just be needing few materials ;
-Knife ; to cut am af cousrse
- oil
- onion
- vegetables

- seasonings
And small pepper

Chukwudi my good friend will handle the cooking. He's super good.



Btw, I'll be needing fat fat totos abeg , just10 should do grin

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Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Ufranklin92(m): 12:30am On Sep 20, 2015
Is not a big deal, just that you have to be seriously neat
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Truckpusher(m): 1:38am On Sep 20, 2015
How did I miss this topic ?

This was what I studied in school.

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Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by aprilwise(m): 1:40am On Sep 20, 2015
@ mrs. Chima, na ur toto I won chop chop.

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