vivie01:

Who get the experience? ....Okay, you abi?
Tell us more about it.

Wait for God's time

okikiosibodu:

Wait for God's time

E be say your level don too pass my own oh. I no come understand all these your parables again

S: they both stay by the road side, they both use coal, they both roast , and they they both use sharp knives.
D: one boli specialises in plantain (vegetables). If iya oniboli vex for you and threatens you with her knife, you still have a chance to live. It is commonly handled by Yoruba or Igbo women
mai-suya specialises in beef.... (Animal). If this aboki threatens you with his knife, run for you life..... It is commonly handled by Abokis (men)

Helicopter and Keke napep

Its like it's been long you have been patronizing these people oooo

S........ they are both means of transportation

D....... one flies in the air and privately owned by the big boys mostly, the other is a tricycle used in convening people to various destinations via road

Santa claus and Baba keresi .........

Hehehehehehehehehehe
S: we see them mostly around December
D; Santa claus is posh. His big tummy is natural, he is not scary, and you don't get to know the person behind the costume.
Baba keresi is one skinny dude that stuffs himself inside a big cloth with other cloths to give himself big tummy, and u occasionally see his face behind the canopy if you burst in without prior notice. You attend this kind of shows wit a token.


Native Doctor and Car Mechanic

This your explanation is hilarious

S....... They are both 'doctors' who specializes in the treatment of something

D...... One is an herbalist that believes and uses herbs to cure all sorts of ailments, the other is a specialist in identifying and fixing car problems

Pastor and Evangelist

S: they are both men of God
D: Pastor has his own church and stays there. He invites other men of God as guest speakers. Some pastor are not called by God, they called God by themselves
Evangelist goes from one location to another, spreading the gospel.

Pastor and Policeman

Na wa for you ooo, what's the similarity between the two now? I've been thinking about it since. Well, if I no get am you go provide the answer ooo

S...........they are both synonymous with money (that's the only similarity I can think of for now)

D........One shepherds a church, nurtures souls, preach the gospel and the church takes care of his needs and that of his family; the other is a friend to the citizenry - Police is your friend - they are responsible for protecting humans, properties and mediate for peaceful living among citizens


Strong and weak

vivie01:

Iya Onibooli (plantain) and Mai-suya ......... shervy's customer

, Emi laye mi, emi lo'n bu yen.

shervydman:

, Emi laye mi, emi lo'n bu yen.

Who I be? Mi o to be! Abeg Sir!!!

S: both defines level of strength
D: strong is used to connote positive (much) strength, and weak is used for negative (less) strength

Tree and Bank

S.......Both have growth potentials, are valuable to human existence and are of economic importance.

D......... One is a plant with or without fruit growing on it, its a living thing that inhale carbondioxide and exhale oxygen, it can be used for many things ranging from healing (herbs), conversion to papers, for building, beautifying, etc.; the other is a place where money and valuable properties are kept, any of its account holder can deposit and withdraw money at their convenience, it offers other trade/exchange services and key to economic growth and development of any nation.


Portmanteau and brief case

My favorite S for trees and banks is that they both have branches.
Now for Portmanteau and brief case.... Hmmmmm *takes 3 deep sighs * I never knew the correct spelling for Portmanteau sef
S: they are both used to house cloths
D:
Portmanteau is metallic in texture, and it was used mostly by secondary school students of the early 90s. I am sure vivie01 must have been the assistant class rep to Mongo Park cos I never even knew the correct spelling for Portmanteau until now. Anyone using it now is a correct ajepako

Brief case is used by posh people to house doc and cloths. It is more expensive that Portmanteau but smaller in size.
This babe, are you sure you are not a grandma already?

Electrician and Politician

...Assistant class rep to who? ... Is the meaning not still relevant ni? because we use 'box' or traveling bag does not change the compound name for it in my opinion ooo. .......That your similarities is not very correct, does brief case house clothes? You can prove me wrong please

S........ they both can lie and put someone on 'is coming'

D........ One is skilled in all electronics and electrical installations, repairs and maintenance; the other is involved in political matters, they can sweet tongue and make vain promises that wouldn't be fulfilled, they are unfortunately the set of people that rule the majority in local, state and federal levels.


General Buhari and Lai Mohammed

vivie01:
...Assistant class rep to who? ... Is the meaning not still relevant ni? because we use 'box' or traveling bag does not change the compound name for it in my opinion ooo. .......That your similarities is not very correct, does brief case house clothes? You can prove me wrong please

S........ they both can lie and put someone on 'is coming'

D........ One is skilled in all electronics and electrically installations, repairs and maintenance; the other is involved in political matters, they can sweet tongue and make vain promises that wouldn't be fulfilled, they are unfortunately the set of people that rule the majority in local, state and federal levels.


General Buhari and Lai Mohammed

Hahahahaha. It have tey I last went to sch.... Oya refresh my brain on brief case
@ S........ they both can lie and put someone on 'is coming'.... Freaking hilarious

S: they are both Politicians
D: Lai Mohammed is the minister for information, and has decided to ensure an homonym with his name, is synonymous to his actions. He can lie for Africa....
President Bush are is the first UK based Nigerian President in history.

Penguin and Dolphin

Is it president Bush I mentioned or Buhari? ...Oga, hunger dey waya you when you dey reply ni
......... For the briefcase, its used to carry documents, papers and other related items

S ......They both look alike, they are birds and live more in water

D: One is an ordinary bird while the other is useful as 'guard' in the house


Bat and rat

S.....they're both mammals.

D......one has wings while the other is wingless.

Paper and nylon.

S......... they can both be used for packaging or wrapping things

D......... one is made from wood and used for different purposes such as writing (exercise books), decoration (wall papers), news prints (newspapers), packaging (fine paperbags or fancy papers for pop corn) and are even used for wrapping epa, booli, roasted corn etc. by shervy's customer - iya oniboli and okikiosibodu's customer - mai suya ; the other is made from chemicals and used for canopies, different sizes of stuff packages etc.

Thermometer and rainguage

S......they're both measuring devices.

D......one measures the temperature of a body while the other measures precipitation of rainfall.

if iya oni booli is shervy's customer and Mai suya is okiki's customer, who is v.v's customer?

Lepa and orobo.

Vivie's customer is KFC ....... Okay, mo I no lie, na mai-corn, soft one - either roasted or boiled, if the thing dey grow for person head ehn, hmmmm
Shervy, this one you bring ehn, ah no come understand you ooo

S....... they are both unique in their own way, individual choices goes both ways

D...... one is a fine, sexy, slim and curvy one, most men goes for this; the other is plumpy, rounded and fat (seems this is Shervy's choice )

Tall and short

vivie01:
Is it president Bush I mentioned or Buhari? ...Oga, hunger dey waya you when you dey reply ni
......... For the briefcase, its used to carry documents, papers and other related items

S ......They both look alike, they are birds and live more in water

D: One is an ordinary bird while the other is useful as 'guard' in the house


Bat and rat

Autocorrect things. I typed BUHARI

Mai-corn?? Issokay, na orishirishi we dey formulate for NL. lol, u want make I tell u my choice, abi? , [s]my choice na make the chick dey intelligent(most important), I don't mean she should know the whole laws of the universe and science along with four-figure-table or she should be a walking encyclopedia o, she should just be able to know basic things. she should not be orobo o[/s]. , the rest are secondary.

S.....they both indicate the height of a person or things.

D.....one is longer than the other.

Laughter and sadness.

vivie01:

S ......They both look alike, they are birds and live more in water

D: One is an ordinary bird while the other is useful as 'guard' in the house

Lol, I no even see am before. Can u explain d first emboldened statement in relation to the second?

Q....penguins and dolphins.

okikiosibodu:

Autocorrect things. I typed BUHARI

OKAY! Hope say you no vex say I yab you, na joke I dey joke ooo

LOL, okay, na iya alagbado then ........ hahahaha @shervy, na to say I just dey joke and whine you ooooo

S........they are both expressions that portrays the state of mind in most cases

D...... one expresses happiness, fortune and uplifted/joyous state of mind; the other is an expression of sorrow, grief, unpalatable happenings and events

State and capital

S....they are both places..
D....State is bigger than capital
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God and man

S.......... They are both living being and have similar image

D........ One is the supreme being, immortal, creator of heaven and earth including man, He is to be worshipped, referenced and served by man; the other is human being, mortal, fallible, passes through different life stages and can die.


Propose and dispose

vivie01:
S.......... They are both living being and have similar image

D........ One is the supreme being, immortal, creator of heaven and earth including man, He is to be worshipped, referenced and served by man; the other is human being, mortal, fallible, passes through different life stages and can die.


Propose and dispose

Intelligent gurl

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vivie01:
Shervydman, should I delete my mentions in that what's on your mind thread?

I don't know jare, as ur lordship pleases.

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