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Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by Nobody: 2:51pm On Sep 25, 2015
IamLEGEND1:

I can't recall anything from this morning... so I don't know...
but among all my concubines,na u I never send pm.... abi I don send ?

u know itz kinda hard to keep track..
He can't recall? Nawa I'm just sideyeing u grin

I'm the second wife don't add me to ur list of whóres... Even she-who-shall-remain-nameless pm'ed me b4 u grin It's cool lemme even send so u know what it feels like to get one grin tongue grin

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Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by IamLEGEND1: 3:00pm On Sep 25, 2015
MrsPhyno:

He can't recall? Nawa I'm just sideyeing u grin

I'm the second wife don't add me to ur list of whóres... Even she-who-shall-remain-nameless pm'ed me b4 u grin It's cool lemme even send so u know what it feels like to get one grin tongue grin

Wic kyn side eye you dey give me?
na the séxy,dreamy-eyed kind abi?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh,

you,whóre? I'd rather lose my penìs first.

You need to slow down honey,I don't want you spamming my inbox with trash alright? tongue
Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by Nobody: 3:15pm On Sep 25, 2015
IamLEGEND1:

Wic kyn side eye you dey give me?
na the séxy,dreamy-eyed kind abi?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh,
you,whóre? I'd rather lose my penìs first.
You need to slow down honey,I don't want you spamming my inbox with trash alright? tongue
The kind that winsh dey give grin

Before it was lose testicles and u said its okay cause u have two. U only get one of those o so abeg

Long hisssssss

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Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by IamLEGEND1: 3:27pm On Sep 25, 2015
MrsPhyno:

The kind that winsh dey give grin

Before it was lose testicles and u said its okay cause u have two. U only get one of those o so abeg

Long hisssssss

Ehheeeeeee,suspicion finally confirmed.

well,dem dey surgically graft new ones now,so I fit cut the one wey I get.

and you see then,you will have the liberty of choosing the type you desire most...

is it white or black

long or short

thick or thin

smooth or veiny...

all of the dey for the storage room
Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by Owliver(m): 3:31pm On Sep 25, 2015
lol. i dont know what to say. 1like for ur profile pic
Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by MzMay(f): 3:48pm On Sep 25, 2015
agarawu23:
Ofcus you are
Shebi na your shop be that?
At least you have a stable income which is the main 'koko' for ladies cheesy
lol,2ru talk

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Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by Nobody: 4:56pm On Sep 25, 2015
IamLEGEND1:


Ehheeeeeee,suspicion finally confirmed.

well,dem dey surgically graft new ones now,so I fit cut the one wey I get.

and you see then,you will have the liberty of choosing the type you desire most...
is it white or black
long or short
thick or thin
smooth or veiny...
all of the dey for the storage room
Orange with purple stripes nko

Don't be nasty grin

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Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by IamLEGEND1: 5:00pm On Sep 25, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Orange with purple stripes nko
Don't be nasty grin
striped bulalas?
make I call dem butchcasdy... make we come prostrate for you...
You don see TINZ wey pass our level
#YourSubjectsAreEverLoyalMa
and better check ur email and do the needful before I......
Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by morethanadoll(f): 5:02pm On Sep 25, 2015
I would tell you, but the way that your camera quality is set up, the picture isn't very clear.
Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by 4stylz: 8:12pm On Sep 25, 2015
By the time she is through with you; na "Ghana must go" Bag you go dey sell for that shop
Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by younghartz(m): 10:10pm On Sep 25, 2015
Jollyjoy:
Op let me rate you,

your head look like cucumba,
your eyes tho,are you high on weed?


At stomach,u get belle?




Btw what kinda posture is that?shuooo







you no fine but you are created in the divine image of God.
PLEASE TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR HAIR...jeez!
Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by Nobody: 10:19pm On Sep 25, 2015
younghartz:


PLEASE TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR HAIR...jeez!
do you mind buying me a moisturizer
Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by younghartz(m): 10:22pm On Sep 25, 2015
Jollyjoy:
do you mind buying me a moisturizer

Lmao
Can't you afford it?
Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by Daffar: 10:22pm On Sep 25, 2015
Funny thread. This shud b in joke section
Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by Nobody: 10:24pm On Sep 25, 2015
younghartz:

Lmao Can't you afford it?
no,care to buy five?
Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by younghartz(m): 10:29pm On Sep 25, 2015
Jollyjoy:
no,care to buy five?

Nah! A matured/classy girl is someone who take care of herself without depending on someone

grin
Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by Nobody: 10:33pm On Sep 25, 2015
younghartz:


Nah! A matured/classy girl is someone who take care of herself without depending on someone

grin
am not matured pls,
Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by younghartz(m): 10:38pm On Sep 25, 2015
Jollyjoy:
am not matured pls,

Lol
I didn't say that smiley
Anyway you don't just insult people that way,its kinda rude.
Mehn! Telling him his head looks like cucumber "that's too bad" sad
Learn how to appreciate people not matter how ugly they might be"

They fact that you said he isn't cute that doesn't mean his not someones' else best
Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by Nobody: 10:39pm On Sep 25, 2015
younghartz:


Lol
I didn't say that smiley
Anyway you don't just insult people that way,its kinda rude.
Mehn! Telling him his head looks like cucumber "that's too bad" sad
Learn how to appreciate people not matter how ugly they might be"

They fact that you said he isn't cute that doesn't mean his not someones' else best
guy na joke i be dey.
Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by younghartz(m): 10:42pm On Sep 25, 2015
Jollyjoy:
guy na joke i be dey.
Alright.
Nice eyes you got there.
Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by Gracito(f): 11:49pm On Sep 25, 2015
Nurry:
Trust me. She lied to you
dang! Yur mean bro cry
Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by drmikeadams(m): 12:19am On Sep 26, 2015
Liftkid:
Just want to confirm if my Bae was flattering me or she was being truthful. She said am too cute. angry grin grin grin I fine pass u..ntoooooooo
Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by Richy4(m): 12:19am On Sep 26, 2015
Nurry:
Trust me. She lied to you

Hahaha. grin ;DJust take it easy on the OP.

His girlfriend said that based on the standard of people she has seen around their neighbourhood.

There's always a standard anyone can use to compare things. So she might not be totally lying.

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Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by ilo04(m): 12:42am On Sep 26, 2015
dis suppose to b in joke section nah grin
see fine boi chai
Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by 400billionman: 12:49am On Sep 26, 2015
I dont want to call this boy shoemaker.

He may be a palm wine tapper..

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