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My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by freddymanny49: 7:52am On Sep 29, 2015
Hello Nairalanders,

I am in a big mess at this point in my life. I have been suffering from low potency for months now. I don't get morning erection like i used to some 3 - 4 years back and beyond. It is causing me so much worry and pain that I had to call of engagement. I feel dead and dry on the inside. What do I do to stop this mess from messing and ruining my life. I don't want to use viagra to get it up because I am aware of the long term effects. I am still young and I am too young to be using viagra. I need serious help.
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by tosyne2much(m): 7:53am On Sep 29, 2015
Reads the topic=>enters thread=> reads the Op's write-up=> shakes my head=> unzips my trouser=> brings out my 6.5 inch joystick=> pee on op's head=> walks outta thread

OP, you are medically okay, just that you are suffering from the wages of your sins which are fornication, masturbation and mojo watching ... As in, must you bleep when you are not married ?

Op, before you can get a piece of advice from me, get married first and then re-open this thread when your joystick does not erect on your wedding night and i will advise you medically cheesy

Lastly, did u say u had to call off ur engagemnt because of your erre,ction. I mean who does that ?

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by ayokellany: 7:53am On Sep 29, 2015
Lol .... refuel am now. To do that stop taking beer completely and start taking Jedi. Only drink hot cos the more beer u take the weaker you go.

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Nobody: 7:55am On Sep 29, 2015
Haaaaa!!!!!! To start with, how old are you? 50's? 40's? 20's? Lets start from there bro........

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Mhizizzy(f): 7:55am On Sep 29, 2015
Jisos shocked

M sorry about your plight...

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by ORACLE1975(m): 7:59am On Sep 29, 2015
origin plus laliga=steady always try and see.

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Nobody: 8:00am On Sep 29, 2015
tosyne2much:
Read the topic=>enters thread=> reads the Op's write-up=> shakes my head=> unzips my trouser=> brings out my 6.5 inch joystick=> pee on op's head=> walks outta thread
...... Is this the best you can type? Someone is in dire need of help and all you could do is to bring out your 'noodle-like' thingy and pee on his head? Must you comment Tee boy?! Smh!!

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Nobody: 8:01am On Sep 29, 2015
This is serious! What did the doc say?

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Brownhypo: 8:03am On Sep 29, 2015
NL has turned MEDICAL CENTRE ni

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by excellencyabia1: 8:04am On Sep 29, 2015
how did it start state facts not summary or better still, meet a doctor. or do you want to tag it that your uncles are behind it?

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by SemuhleB(f): 8:05am On Sep 29, 2015
Go and see a Dr and then take it from there

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by amii131(f): 8:06am On Sep 29, 2015
I guess too much fucking









Nawa see comments grin grin
Sorry bro go see doctor
Abi Nairaland get spiritual doctor in house undecided

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Kingsley1000(m): 8:07am On Sep 29, 2015
take it to mechanic shop for repair............ or meet nearby nurse for examination

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by tosyne2much(m): 8:09am On Sep 29, 2015
modelmike7:
...... Is this the best you can type? Someone is in dire need of help and all you could do is to bring out your 'noodle-like' thingy and pee on his head? Must you comment Tee boy?! Smh!!
Hahaha cheesy

No mind me jawe

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by nely(m): 8:12am On Sep 29, 2015
Bro, go to hospital for medical examination, it might be an infection, the earlier u go, the better, but seeking advice on NL, no one will give you, so better go for medical check up...I dey feel your pain

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Nobody: 8:14am On Sep 29, 2015
cry Eaya oya Cum lemme repair it for you grin.

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Nobody: 8:17am On Sep 29, 2015
tosyne2much:
Hahaha cheesy

No mind me jawe
...... Okay i won't. But bros won't be happy reading that o!! A solution is what he needs like now, if a manhood refuses to function, 80% of living is gone you know?!.

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by tosyne2much(m): 8:27am On Sep 29, 2015
modelmike7:
...... Okay i won't. But bros won't be happy reading that o!! A solution is what he needs like now, if a manhood refuse to function, 80% of living is gone you know? !.
roflwkmd cheesy

U no lie at all

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Tapout(m): 8:29am On Sep 29, 2015
nickkylawve:
cry Eaya oya Cum lemme repair it for you grin.

grin op!!!!!

cc:freddymanny49

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Nobody: 8:33am On Sep 29, 2015
undecided Is urs also faulty undecided
Tapout:


grin op!!!!!

cc:freddymanny49

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Nobody: 8:39am On Sep 29, 2015
nickkylawve:
undecided Is urs also faulty undecided
badt girl mine Is not but come let's try it grin
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Tapout(m): 8:44am On Sep 29, 2015
nickkylawve:
undecided Is urs also faulty undecided


sad wait lemme check.....


hoi!!! it just developed a fault

I think it needs servicing cheesy

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Nobody: 8:49am On Sep 29, 2015
Hmm until is faulty byond repair den u cn chck bk tongue
Ferraricash:
badt girl mine Is not but come let's try it grin

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Nobody: 8:50am On Sep 29, 2015
Beyond repair?
Tapout:



sad wait lemme check.....


hoi!!! it just developed a fault

I think it needs servicing cheesy
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Nobody: 8:51am On Sep 29, 2015
nickkylawve:
Hmm until is faulty byond repair den u cn chck bk tongue
it can't be faulty, I am Bangalee cheesy

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Nobody: 8:52am On Sep 29, 2015
Lol
Ferraricash:
it can't be faulty, I am Bangalee cheesy

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by espionagesavvy(m): 8:57am On Sep 29, 2015
It happened to someone I know, de best treatment is to give urself Mouth Action. I do dat all the time, but u have to be flexible, lie on ur back, raise ur head and shoulder towards ur inner thigh. Den suck de morawocka out of ur D...

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by freddymanny49: 9:02am On Sep 29, 2015
modelmike7:
Haaaaa!!!!!! To start with, how old are you? 50's? 40's? 20's? Lets start from there bro........

I am in my late 20s. 28 to be precise.

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Pennah(m): 9:03am On Sep 29, 2015
electrocute it grin its a nice Idea

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by saintneo(m): 9:08am On Sep 29, 2015
Do you embark on morning exercise? Do you jog? You need to rejuvenate yourself, take your mind off world challenges for sometime.

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by hahn(m): 9:20am On Sep 29, 2015
tosyne2much:
Reads the topic=>enters thread=> reads the Op's write-up=> shakes my head=> unzips my trouser=> brings out my 6.5 inch joystick=> pee on op's head=> walks outta thread

OP, you are medically okay, just that you are suffering from the wages of your sin which is fornication ... As in, must you bleep when you are not married ?

Op, before you can get a piece of advice from me, get married first and then re-open this thread when your joystick does not errect on your wedding night and i will advise you medically cool

Off point.

How can you just conclude that he has been fornicating? Did you see it in a vision? undecided

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by freddymanny49: 9:21am On Sep 29, 2015
saintneo:
Do you embark on morning exercise? Do you jog? You need to rejuvenate yourself, take your mind off world challenges for sometime.

I have started an exercise program since it may be belly fat and fat in the bum bum area.

Thanks for the advise.

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