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* * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by 007Bruce: 10:11pm On Oct 02, 2015
007BRUCE VS ICESKIDD


Voting Criteria:


Opener - 1point

rhymes - 2points

metaphor/simile - 2points

flow - 1point

punchline - 3points

wordplay/pun - 2points

closer - 1point



10 bars

Deadline: 3, october 2015 ( Saturday - 2pm)


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Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by Nobody: 10:21pm On Oct 02, 2015
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Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by 007Bruce: 8:28am On Oct 03, 2015
Check
Cc: iceskidd
Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by Iceskidd(m): 9:43am On Oct 03, 2015
czech I'm dropping at 2
Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by 007Bruce: 1:20pm On Oct 03, 2015
Iceskidd, after you
Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by Iceskidd(m): 1:46pm On Oct 03, 2015
I'm bout to kill me a nigga, he gettin this tommy/
we only drowned him cos the beech try to copy/
right before this battle y'all dont need to see an autopsy to know this is a body/
hold on i said y'all dont need to see him on top sea to know this is a body/

Fucc that, i'll pull a 50 cal, on this rude faker,/
his girl? i would take her/
i make bullets fly and make this o beech worry without printing is face in a newspaper

The last two battles i lost wasn't really my fault/
them niggas i battled got free passes to the final, they was ready of cause/
but i had to battle two niggas to get to the top/
that dont matter now,/ cos i'm bout to take 007 to an asylum, cos bruce is always mad like the incredible hulk/

The nigga a snitch but he acts like an angel/
and i aint quick to like a fuckin stranger/
but if i trust him and b con me, he aint gettin 'fire warning' of the danger/

I'm alpha always first quick to kill a bloke fella/
a demi-god 007 cant stand me he shoulda known better/
i'm bout to bring bruce to a short end if his fans claim o mega

Now he got all eyes on me one wrong move i kill him, he living in fear/
this like mayweather vs berto, cos this beating is clear/
i aint here to joke, if bru haha he getting clapped for giving a stare[stir]/

He always out here begging, he like you gotta respect mine, but always losing/
call him alkaloid, he gon relate with my straight nine (strychnine) i'm always shooting/
but i wouldn't wanna kill my own son that i made shine, its clear that i brought bruce in (brucine)/

I'm in his crib, then i rape his aunty/
he called the po po to kill me cops gon have to raise the bounty/
then i catch bruce, one punch you'll se my arm in ya like the small west asian country/

Medics know no pill for my kind of sickness/
never pulled a no-show, always available when its time to spit shiid/
now i just show y'all b's wacks (beeswax) don't worry now he gon mind his business

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Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by Supermiy: 2:21pm On Oct 03, 2015
e bi like say aunty spam bot don ban Bruce...can't see his verse cc- airmark,mikuz
Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by 007Bruce: 2:25pm On Oct 03, 2015
ICESKIDD'S INURNMENT


¤I ball with vets, dawg... & You're not in my league/ too lame to stand up to me, you'll get fùcked on your knees/
your last brawl was with a wack ghanian boy, yet you got murked with a frees/ so we can say your chances of winning here is slim since you already lost to obese/


¤I'm known to murk vets/ with flow thats flawless/ this is a mismatch... ice vs bruce?. . . i oppose the subject/ cos ice will only give me a 'run for my money if he stole my wallet/


¤he's spent over a year learning the ropes but still rhymes like a kid/ he doesnt even know how to structure a verse or punchline as we speak/ so how can he 'stand the test of time' when he's still 'stuck finding his feet'?/


¤In rap-battles, he gets murked whenever he's called to spit/ he got bed-ridden by Kritzkuttz & recently lost to Mik/ Obese also
whooped him silly with the purest script/ is he a bastard?, cos the way M,K,O sonned him, you'd swear he's Abiola's kid/


¤i'll slay the kin/ when i raise the uzi to spray at him/ iceskidd will get shot at for coming out brave to win/ if he survives, my knife will 'cut ice' like i ended a relationship or gave his babe a wink/


¤the swine is stressed/ he's had sleepless night.... tryna figure out how to wallop this guy with texts/ but y'all would swear i'm the kindest vet/ when i decapitate the kid.... place his head on a couch to put his mind at rest/


¤i'll maim the savage/ for coming out to take advantage/ he wont escape the bondage/ cos i brought full arm to have him lynched in craven cottage/


¤i'm a big foot to the arthropod/ he'll get pummelled bad cos my arms so long.../ your 'old tools' dont hurt this soldier/ cos i've got biceps that juggle boulders/ so if he plans to fight with 'raw kit' .... one punch will have him flying to space like an astronaut/


¤you think you're tough & fly/ cos you crucified SAW two times/.... come off it!. . . .that doesn't make you the god of rhymes!/ you should know that a kid that 'crosses S twice'. . . .only knows how to write a 'dollar sign'/


¤You shouldn't have beefed at first/ but your only wish is to be the best..../ so you thought you would beat this vet?/ this is what happens when you smoke weed & cess/ but no shìt, jigsaw can keep his verd/ and y'all should call me cyclops henceforth. . . cos its clear i won I with the cheapest verse!/




#

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Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by 007Bruce: 2:35pm On Oct 03, 2015
Sinizia
darkenendrebel
coogar
ibime
dj5naira
liricyst
elymaxiimus
llaykorn
kinglahkay
mikuz
giyazz
sosiqdude
captainflash
kr0ne
reygenius
Alexpissu
warriblood
jason21
emaprince
muhdg
ksslib
jigsawkillah


your votes please
Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by Ibime(m): 2:45pm On Oct 03, 2015
Ha, Bruce gotta be the most consistent ninja at pure punching. Every punch is sweet, 100% unforced, pure witty lines without overdoing to score cheap points. The only iffy line here is the Fulham line.

His punching style is clean as Emaprince. Natural emceeing.

Sorry kid, I give every category to Bruce.

MVGT: Bruce

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Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by Dklef(m): 2:46pm On Oct 03, 2015
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Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by obesemf(m): 2:46pm On Oct 03, 2015
¤you think you're tough & fly/ cos you crucified SAW two times/.... come off it!. . . .that doesn't make you the god of rhymes!/ you should know that a kid that 'crosses S twice'. . . .only knows how to write a 'dollar sign'/


when i decapitate the kid.... place his head on a couch to put his mind at rest /

crosses S twice'. . . .only knows how to write a 'dollar sign'/

crosses S twice'. . . .only knows how to write a 'dollar sign'/

crosses S twice'. . . .only knows how to write a 'dollar sign'/





damn sonnnn

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Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by Dklef(m): 2:58pm On Oct 03, 2015
i'm coming back to elaborate but

Kai, this is total brutalility... One might be saying_dklef please stop swaying votes but no! This bagging was truelly done by a good warehouseman (i no mention names o)
Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by sinizia: 3:11pm On Oct 03, 2015
MGVT: 007bruce. He took all category. Ice was no match for him.
Ninja was aiming simple, hot and precise blows to Ice.

Ice, too many forced and over-stretched wordplays totally killed your game. It'd have been better you'd ignored the wordplay and concentrated on other crits.

"Arm in ya" doesn't rhyme with "Armenia".
"B's wacks" doesn't rhyme with "Beeswax"
"O beech worry" wasn't over-stretched to rhyme with "obituary".
"Strychnine" can never rhyme with "straight nine".

Great ideas, but not craftily used. There's room for improvement.
Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by Supermiy: 4:03pm On Oct 03, 2015
that closer got me shaking my head... you hotdawg! ....the flow is madt! MVGT-Bruce!
Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by Nobody: 4:21pm On Oct 03, 2015
007Bruce wins this...
Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by Nobody: 4:45pm On Oct 03, 2015
007Bruce... wanna step on the ring with me cheesy
Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by 007Bruce: 8:09pm On Oct 03, 2015
WARRIBLOOD:
007Bruce... wanna step on the ring with me cheesy
no sir, i dont want to die young grin
Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by GIYAZZ(m): 8:46pm On Oct 03, 2015
grin
Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by JigsawKillah(m): 9:35pm On Oct 03, 2015
didnt read but why's everybody saying bodybagged?
Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by danbrowndmf(m): 9:44pm On Oct 03, 2015
Mhennnn Bruce got bars for days. That bar u talk about give run for ur money is really cool.
MVGT-Bruce
Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by bqlekan(m): 11:10pm On Oct 03, 2015
looks like another Rebel vs Lyricisttt battle... grin

nice battle tho
Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by bqlekan(m): 11:11pm On Oct 03, 2015
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Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by 007Bruce: 8:36am On Oct 04, 2015
obesemf:
¤you think you're tough & fly/ cos you crucified SAW two times/.... come off it!. . . .that doesn't make you the god of rhymes!/ you should know that a kid that 'crosses S twice'. . . .only knows how to write a 'dollar sign'/


when i decapitate the kid.... place his head on a couch to put his mind at rest /

crosses S twice'. . . .only knows how to write a 'dollar sign'/

crosses S twice'. . . .only knows how to write a 'dollar sign'/

crosses S twice'. . . .only knows how to write a 'dollar sign'/





damn sonnnn
you are next, boy.
Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by Ksslib(m): 1:30pm On Oct 04, 2015
Ice has greatly improved, I must say. A lil more effort, a lil more creativity and you will be there.

Bruce gat this. He got all the crits, except attendance which Ice tied with him.

Mvgt--Bruce
Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by obesemf(m): 3:37pm On Oct 04, 2015
007Bruce:
you are next, boy.
eya embarassed have mercy
Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by st3v3nr3x(m): 7:03pm On Oct 04, 2015
Ksslib:
Ice has greatly improved, I must say. A lil more effort, a lil more creativity and you will be there.

Bruce gat this. He got all the crits, except attendance which Ice tied with him.

Mvgt--Bruce
Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by st3v3nr3x(m): 7:03pm On Oct 04, 2015
Ksslib:
Ice has greatly improved, I must say. A lil more effort, a lil more creativity and you will be there.

Bruce gat this. He got all the crits, except attendance which Ice tied with him.

Mvgt--Bruce
thanks hahaahaha
Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:43pm On Oct 04, 2015
007Bruce:
ICESKIDD'S INURNMENT
¤I ball with vets, dawg... & You're not in my league/ too lame to stand up to me, you'll get fùcked on your knees/
your last brawl was with a wack ghanian boy, yet you got murked with a frees/ so we can say your chances of winning here is slim since you already lost to obese/
¤I'm known to murk vets/ with flow thats flawless/ this is a mismatch... ice vs bruce?. . . i oppose the subject/ cos ice will only give me a 'run for my money if he stole my wallet/
¤he's spent over a year learning the ropes but still rhymes like a kid/ he doesnt even know how to structure a verse or punchline as we speak/ so how can he 'stand the test of time' when he's still 'stuck finding his feet'?/
¤In rap-battles, he gets murked whenever he's called to spit/ he got bed-ridden by Kritzkuttz & recently lost to Mik/ Obese also
whooped him silly with the purest script/ is he a bastard?, cos the way M,K,O sonned him, you'd swear he's Abiola's kid/
¤i'll slay the kin/ when i raise the uzi to spray at him/ iceskidd will get shot at for coming out brave to win/ if he survives, my knife will 'cut ice' like i ended a relationship or gave his babe a wink/
¤the swine is stressed/ he's had sleepless night.... tryna figure out how to wallop this guy with texts/ but y'all would swear i'm the kindest vet/ when i decapitate the kid.... place his head on a couch to put his mind at rest/
¤i'll maim the savage/ for coming out to take advantage/ he wont escape the bondage/ cos i brought full arm to have him lynched in craven cottage/
¤i'm a big foot to the arthropod/ he'll get pummelled bad cos my arms so long.../ your 'old tools' dont hurt this soldier/ cos i've got biceps that juggle boulders/ so if he plans to fight with 'raw kit' .... one punch will have him flying to space like an astronaut/
¤you think you're tough & fly/ cos you crucified SAW two times/.... come off it!. . . .that doesn't make you the god of rhymes!/ you should know that a kid that 'crosses S twice'. . . .only knows how to write a 'dollar sign'/
¤You shouldn't have beefed at first/ but your only wish is to be the best..../ so you thought you would beat this vet?/ this is what happens when you smoke weed & cess/ but no shìt, jigsaw can keep his verd/ and y'all should call me cyclops henceforth. . . cos its clear i won I with the cheapest verse!/
#
i hope the likes of darkmabel and co can learn from this verse as well. "Vocab" is not the basis of good punchlines.

I didn't wanna check in here, but then i did reluctantly. And sincerely, i'm not regretting it.

I loved that "raw kit", space, and astronaut stuff you did the most.
Intelligent!

You have this type of subtle punchlines which relaxes the nerves. No gra gra.

I loved that incredible hulk - bruce line from icekid too.

Yo!
Nice showing overall.
Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by Nobody: 7:46pm On Oct 04, 2015
stop mentioning me everywhere like a menstruating bytch... dumb nigga with the IQ of kid with Trisomy-13...
Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by 007Bruce: 8:22pm On Oct 04, 2015
Thread closed: 007Bruce wins
Re: * * * Total Slaughter __007Bruce vs Iceskidd * * * by gottoboy(m): 10:33pm On Oct 04, 2015
obesemf:

eya embarassed have mercy
When will our battle hold?

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