I don't know the precise place to post this topic.

The fact is that Anytime my mom or sisters are preparing something to eat, i barely watch them. Because am the only son. The only thing i know how to prepare is EBA and NODDLES.

My family make jest of me all day. Especially when i did something wrong, my dad would say.
"You see your life, common ordinary peper soup u nor sabi arrange".
During my 100 Level at school,
i spent 120k at mama put joint.
My buddies told me to desert mama put stuffs, but i refused.

There was a day i cooked two packets of hugry man indomie.

I only ate five spoons. My buddies

all them all as if they've just been released from prison.

The other day i bought N50 grinded pepper to cook the noddle, they ate little and started
drinking water like CARMEL.

I WAS LIKE "una see food run today"

i didn't border because i'm addicted to pepperish stuffs.

Sometimes i begged for soup from my neighbours. Cos am addicted to egusi soup. I don't mind eating such soup in a year.

Egusi soup,your attention is needed.