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"you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by anayoez: 2:58pm On Apr 21, 2009
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair
of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said,
"But you just got a new pair last month!"
"Yes sir, b, b, but I got them b, broken in an accident,"
stammered the private.
"Accident, what kind of an accident?" The Captain looked in his
book of Accident definitions and glossaries, "Road-march
accident, Firing Range accident, PT accident, Drill accident?"
"No, no nothing of those, " said the private.
"Well then, what is it?"
"I'd rather not tell you sir, "
"Well, no satisfactory explanations, no new glasses," said the
medical officer, ready to stand up, "I've to see my patients
now."
"No, no sir wait, I broke them when I was kissing my girl,"
blurted the private.
"Don't be daft man, how could you break your glasses kissing
a girl?"
"You see, she crossed her legs, "
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by She1: 3:15pm On Apr 21, 2009
the girl must have muscular legs. lol
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by romsky: 3:40pm On Apr 21, 2009
hmm poor stammerin private with cross legged babe
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by Ben13: 3:43pm On Apr 21, 2009
what else can we say. the glasses are broken already
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by mykali(m): 3:48pm On Apr 21, 2009
i have always adviced boys againts cunninlingus. . . tongue
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by romsky: 3:57pm On Apr 21, 2009
clever myko
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by mykali(m): 4:16pm On Apr 21, 2009
romade. i hope you dont? grin
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by romsky: 4:40pm On Apr 21, 2009
spik 2 my PA pls
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by Ben13: 4:55pm On Apr 21, 2009
na when you get PA?
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by clemcykul(f): 4:59pm On Apr 21, 2009
last nyte
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by romsky: 5:03pm On Apr 21, 2009
u don belle fool now bah
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by sholabanke(m): 5:05pm On Apr 21, 2009
how dat one take concern u
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by romsky: 10:18am On Apr 22, 2009
cus i be d ceo of www.tatafo.com
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by clemcykul(f): 12:51pm On Apr 22, 2009
and you are proud lmao!
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by mykali(m): 6:11pm On Apr 22, 2009
and clemcy is the PA to the CEO of Tatafo Nairaland ltd
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by Ben13: 6:17pm On Apr 22, 2009
how many names this tatafo company get sef
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by sholabanke(m): 6:19pm On Apr 22, 2009
do u also want to apply?
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by alimat2(f): 6:22pm On Apr 22, 2009
Ben20001:

how many names this tatafo company get sef

start counting frm 1 to Z


sholabanke:

do u also want to apply?


apply for police or navy recuitment?
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by sholabanke(m): 6:24pm On Apr 22, 2009
this woman don come again?
okay i greet u
if u no greet me
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by Ben13: 6:27pm On Apr 22, 2009
alimat 2 the biggest tatafo gurl
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by sholabanke(m): 6:33pm On Apr 22, 2009
what a great tittles
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by Ben13: 7:24pm On Apr 22, 2009
see your ingrish. you better no modify so that your gurlfriends go see am
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by Lolabbey: 9:31am On Apr 23, 2009
wink
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by Ben13: 4:10pm On Apr 23, 2009
one don see am already. she smile on your illiteracy grin
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by Lolabbey: 4:14pm On Apr 23, 2009
gerrout
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by sholabanke(m): 8:47pm On Apr 23, 2009
insult
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by D1KeleVra(m): 1:48pm On Apr 26, 2009
Lolabbey cross your legs please
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by Ben13: 7:08pm On Apr 26, 2009
she no sabi cross her legs. reason, I don't know
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by mykali(m): 8:21pm On Apr 26, 2009
the reason? she grew up in Aje-gun-lee grin

no need for manners around there
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by jmkbond(f): 8:54pm On Apr 26, 2009
or orile iganmu
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by clemcykul(f): 11:23am On Apr 27, 2009
*throws stones at everyone present in the thread*
Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by romsky: 11:25am On Apr 27, 2009
fanx say i wear my carash element cool

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