GeneralZodd:
Nigeria police don too chop me for this business, I can't count how many times wey I don bribe them for road aside from going to their stations. I sat down one day and do calculation, money don enter 100k plus on bribe, I come vex go collect army sticker, banner and face cap from lieutenant colonel who happened to be a family friend.

Now the kind respect wey police men dey give me, no be small thing. Na Sir dem dey call me if I dey drive for road.

This inspired the Moniker I use "GeneralZodd"

emmancecute:
Till you go jam the one wey go get mind ask for your id. Na that time you go know sey police no dey play with impersonation, especially this time wey everywhere choke. You need to upgrade your street OT too.

emmancecute:

Till you go jam the one wey go get mind ask for your id. Na that time you go know sey police no dey play with impersonation, especially this time wey everywhere choke. You need to upgrade your street OT too.

Slickleo:

Leave him na wen Dem go label him as unknown gun Uber driver

GeneralZodd:
It is not impersonation, it is called connection. people who are connected to the Army use all these previlege, beside the lieutenant colonel that gave me all these things to me is solidly rooted in the Army. The new appointed Air Marshall is his family relation. I have the colonel contact at any slightest provocation. No shaking.

GeneralZodd:
No white man was involve in the incidence, na Yahoo boys wey go save white women pictures on their phones koba me

GeneralZodd:


Lol. Is part of this business bro, any real hustler on this Ehailing job must have been to aleast 3 different police statio.

4. Maroko Police Station again. : I picked up a Nigerian Artist based in UK in Lekki phase 1 close to Don jazzy's Mavin studio. The dude was going to Palms ShopRite Oniru. On getting to his destination he alighted and paid me. After 10mins of driving off from ShopRite, I got a call from him that his wallet is missing. I searched the nooks and crannies of the car I didn't find any wallet. I called to tell him I didn't see his wallet, I had to drive back to Palms to clarify myself. Getting there, we both searched the car again. We didn't see the wallet. He insisted we go to the station. We got there and entered there was no officer to attend to us. We drove back to his pick up location, he searched his house and found his wallet on the dinning table. 2018


I am patiently waiting for the Gist

BAZ001:




Sorry my bad as I saw based in Uk , I thought it was an American. So the artist didn’t compensate you ? Nigerians abroad are stingy. Well I no blame them their menial job hard pass Uber driving in Lagos

Slickleo:

Sell dat your latest Civic with tint to d guy. As u Dy Yankee buy another send collect ur profit. Rest

dru23:



I HAVE BOOSTED THE CHALLENGE TO 50K ........

BAZ001:




Sorry my bad as I saw based in Uk , I thought it was an American. So the artist didn’t compensate you ? Nigerians abroad are stingy. Well I no blame them their menial job hard pass Uber driving in Lagos

FuckEveryday:
Somewhere in Ago Palace Way as shared by a driver..

According to him, he's been in that traffic for 2hrs after dropping a rider off..Mind you, The traffic is "Inside The Water"

GeneralZodd:
Nigeria police don too chop me for this business, I can't count how many times wey I don bribe them for road aside from going to their stations. I sat down one day and do calculation, money don enter 100k plus on bribe, I come vex go collect army sticker, banner and face cap from lieutenant colonel who happened to be a family friend.

Now the kind respect wey police men dey give me, no be small thing. Na Sir dem dey call me if I dey drive for road.

This inspired the Moniker I use "GeneralZodd"

BAZ001:


I no just bother to step out of the house today.
I take today as off day
Before some tiny girls will be telling you the water is not that deep.
Thanks for the update

tunlapapa:


I like reading your posts especially the memes but you failed to add one to this.

And at the bolder, i hope you are not talking about our Bill Gates here?

BAZ001:



Una just dey cast me anyhow
I was just talking generally not talking about our Lori iro bill gate here , always talking and making noise yet empty bank account .


[img]https://media./images/a38551daa5aee67c9b3e5d6a7f6e8e7c/tenor.gif[/img]

emmancecute:
he has boosted it to 50k. Bro show proof and chop free 50k. Na one week target for lazy driver like me be that oooo.

FuckEveryday:
Somewhere in Ago Palace Way as shared by a driver..

According to him, he's been in that traffic for 2hrs after dropping a rider off..Mind you, The traffic is "Inside The Water"

BAZ001:


That guy is a broke Ass Nigga, only to make mouth upandan. If I shake body small he will shift the goal post.
Someone that can’t afford Mobil 1 oil for his car again, will be able to part with 100$ ?
After shouting everywhere Mobil 1 or nothing.


[img]https://media./images/e00052e98cca7751fed7bae3ce85724a/tenor.gif[/img]

BAZ001:


I no just bother to step out of the house today.
I take today as off day
Before some tiny girls will be telling you the water is not that deep.
Thanks for the update

BAZ001:


That guy is a broke Ass Nigga, only to make mouth upandan. If I shake body small he will shift the goal post.
Someone that can’t afford Mobil 1 oil for his car again, will be able to part with 100$ ?
After shouting everywhere Mobil 1 or nothing.


[img]https://media./images/e00052e98cca7751fed7bae3ce85724a/tenor.gif[/img]

tunlapapa:


Abeg! You promised and failed the first time.
Remember, first impression matters.

emmancecute:
he has boosted it to 50k. Bro show proof and chop free 50k. Na one week target for lazy driver like me be that oooo.

BAZ001:


That guy is a broke Ass Nigga, only to make mouth upandan. If I shake body small he will shift the goal post.
Someone that can’t afford Mobil 1 oil for his car again, will be able to part with 100$ ?
After shouting everywhere Mobil 1 or nothing.


[img]https://media./images/e00052e98cca7751fed7bae3ce85724a/tenor.gif[/img]

pope191:


They suppose don give u uniform by now.

tunlapapa:


I got banned while attaching link for a gif.
Could you please share the site you use for your gif?

dru23:



I HAVE BOOSTED THE CHALLENGE TO 50K ........

deedee44:

That's $100. Cool
I'm up for any reasonable challenge too o

BAZ001:



Una just dey cast me anyhow
I was just talking generally not talking about our Lori iro bill gate here , always talking and making noise yet empty bank account .


[img]https://media./images/a38551daa5aee67c9b3e5d6a7f6e8e7c/tenor.gif[/img]

Paparaxo:


Me no dey o

BAZ001:


I no just bother to step out of the house today.
I take today as off day
Before some tiny girls will be telling you the water is not that deep.
Thanks for the update