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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by peeps4u: 5:45pm On Nov 19, 2021
mejai:

Never a dull moment here!
But do you actually mean this?

Someone tha drove to meet a rider at his place and sat on the car bonnet with his wheel spanner waiting for the rider just because the rider sounded rude on the phone grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Olayetan(m): 5:55pm On Nov 19, 2021
Pilots, engine has been coupled, all i need now is the censor, engine oil and oil filter.

Abeg, even if nah loan, i will pay it back, tho, I'm into many loans already but will pay back within 2 weeks or maximum a month time.

I don tire like this, i had savings but it went into another project.

Abeg, make una help me, its beginning to get into my head.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 7:48pm On Nov 19, 2021
Springboot:


This doesn't make any sense, I have not seen any situation where custom will impound a vehicle with complete duty, not one. It's impossible.

Baba br like you no know who you dey quote... That guy na cruise master vice the president is Baz001 the Camry sipping lemon limca.

Even pearls1910 self don fall to their tricks...

Whinning nipples

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 7:51pm On Nov 19, 2021
Johnchrix:

Thanks, you are the greatest.

No! No!! No!!!

God is the greatest

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 8:09pm On Nov 19, 2021
donfortune48:


Thanks Elder.
But what I want to know is how customs calculate it for an individual.
How do they arrive at a particular price for every car?

Just like this 500k for an 05 Corolla; how did they arrive at that price? Is the price fixed for every car?

Fix ko deposit ni...

My 03 Benz duties cost more than that amount

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFSHR: 8:12pm On Nov 19, 2021
Felicity0001:


Fix ko deposit ni...

My 03 Benz duties cost more than that amount

How much did you pay bro?

Plus the guy you quoted up there was only asking for information.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 8:20pm On Nov 19, 2021
ndubuisi2021:


Lol. If he's the type that orders Uber regularly, he won't be thrash talking as if he bought a car for anyone. Ignore that clown.

I won't berate any driver for physically assaulting and dragging these useless ill mannered c+nts from his car. They can push one to that length if one is not very careful.

It's same way I ordered one of these foolish girls out of my car just after covid lockdown. The girl came into my car with an attitude which I ignored, next was a song playing on car stereo. She was like "Oga increase the volume". I adjusted the volume upwards a little to what I feel was normal since my car is not a night club or something.

Next thing I saw was a b**ch from the back seat jumping up to raise the volume of my car stereo to the very highest. Oboi! I quickly switched off the radio completely and asked her to behave or she will leave this car now. This was happening at Kofo Aboyomi, few meters from where I picked her, going to Lekki. Na so the girl begin shout. Boy! I ended the trip and asked her to get the f*ck out.

She said her phone is down that she can't request another ride, meaning that I must take her to her destination. I got badly provoked. The place was quiet, only one dude in his car was watching, no phone, no crowd, perfect opportunity to slap this one and push her out. On a second thought, I decided to drive her to Bar Beech police station. I hadn't even gotten into their premises when police men came out and asked me what the problem is. I told them that I have a mad woman in my car that refused to go down.

The police men were already yelling "oya madam, come down, come down". That's how I left her with police and drove off. Still picked one or two riders because I was on my way home that day. It was just God and wisdom that saved that girl from a serious beating that day.

My brother I swear these girls can bring out the devil outta sb...

Just try take it easy with them tho, as I dey now... Once you break my rules you're leaving the car you don't want to leave, God help you it's not a trip from lekki to mainland or vice versa .. 3MDB is ur destination... grin. No time to check time.

I'd just ordered for a lesser so this time around? No mercy.

My fmr oga always say, in this racket, it's dog eat doggrin

What goes down will come up
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 8:24pm On Nov 19, 2021
BAZ001:


See him here, talk about the devil.
Obi.
No hiding place for you
Teedroid, are you still on my matter, upon say I no send you? grin

We moved on from matrix.

We on 2013 corolla.

Keep searching. cool

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:33pm On Nov 19, 2021
Felicity0001:


Baba br like you no know who you dey quote... That guy na cruise master vice the president is Baz001 the Camry sipping lemon limca.

Even pearls1910 self don fall to their tricks...

Whinning nipples

Like father like son grin I knew you guys are related.
Father calling son thief publicly
Son calling father debtor and cheats
Make una continue



[img]https://media1./images/3465364839197a118590cf2dc14b5d3f/tenor.gif[/img]

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:44pm On Nov 19, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
Teedroid, are you still on my matter, upon say I no send you? grin

We moved on from matrix.

We on 2013 corolla.

Keep searching. cool

Finally I got your attention
Woopss that your vacation or absence was way too long. Haba !
2013 corrolla ..... millionaire driver. You too much

Ginger us small now,
no dashboard posting since, nothing nothing.
Everywhere just dry ?

Motivation don come ehhhhh... food don done

[img]https://c./DxfwOPp6L0oAAAAC/food-winnie-the-pooh.gif[/img]

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnchrix(m): 8:48pm On Nov 19, 2021
Felicity0001:


No! No!! No!!!

God is the greatest

Baba I believe you. But u are God sent. Abeg run small jeez make I buy food stuff.. I appreciate
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lagusboyyy(m): 9:19pm On Nov 19, 2021
Felicity0001:


Fix ko deposit ni...

My 03 Benz duties cost more than that amount
Mercedes Benz is a luxury car,it will attract high duty payment no matter how old its model year.

While Toyota Corolla is just a basic car,its duty fee will be lower.
Customs rank these cars with categories.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by xana101: 9:39pm On Nov 19, 2021
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 10:13pm On Nov 19, 2021
BAZ001:


Finally I got your attention
Woopss that your vacation or absence was way too long. Haba !
2013 corrolla ..... millionaire driver. You too much

Ginger us small now,
no dashboard posting since, nothing nothing.
Everywhere just dry ?

Motivation don come ehhhhh... food don done

[img]https://c./DxfwOPp6L0oAAAAC/food-winnie-the-pooh.gif[/img]
you should have gone past the stage of motivation. Or is laptop sales booming this period that's keeping you busy? Anyway, motivate yourself. I'll update you on Monday morning. Let's see how the week ends.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Springboot: 10:21pm On Nov 19, 2021
Felicity0001:


Baba br like you no know who you dey quote... That guy na cruise master vice the president is Baz001 the Camry sipping lemon limca.

Even pearls1910 self don fall to their tricks...

Whinning nipples

grin ok
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 10:33pm On Nov 19, 2021
lagusboyyy:
Mercedes Benz is a luxury car,it will attract high duty payment no matter how old its model year.

While Toyota Corolla is just a basic car,its duty fee will be lower.
Customs rank these cars with categories.

Duty is 25% of the actual value of a car plus 7% vat.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 10:36pm On Nov 19, 2021
Be like someone don join Moove oh!

But wait!!!
Moove don't work with Bolt. Abi they don expand their franchise?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by YeyeGbami: 12:05am On Nov 20, 2021
donfortune48:
Be like someone don join Moove oh!

But wait!!!
Moove don't work with Bolt. Abi they don expand their franchise?

Eish!

[img]https://c./dsVW9ig7Fc4AAAAC/monkey-pb2slow.gif[/img]

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:35am On Nov 20, 2021
donfortune48:
Be like someone don join Moove oh!

But wait!!!
Moove don't work with Bolt. Abi they don expand their franchise?

Hmmm
Matrix don run break down beyond repairs (24/7-365dsyss)
Moove to the rescue grin
Na to go dey borrow bolt dashboard to dey post remain now, cut and join master grin

Tunlapapa ur man don join you for moove ehhhh grin

[img]https://media1./images/22d9689453caf1cd8e4da60495038966/tenor.gif[/img]

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tunlapapa: 5:01am On Nov 20, 2021
BAZ001:


Hmmm
Matrix don run break down beyond repairs (24/7-365dsyss)
Moove to the rescue grin
Na to go dey borrow bolt dashboard to dey post remain now, cut and join master grin

Tunlapapa ur man don join you for moove ehhhh grin

[img]https://media1./images/22d9689453caf1cd8e4da60495038966/tenor.gif[/img]

I have previously said that I hardly believe what people post online.
It's obvious that all was not well due to the long absence, now he suddenly came out to post 2016 dashboard, who is he fooling?
Who doesn't know moove uses more of 2016 corolla cars, yet he foolishly posted it without sense and shame?

Earnings dashboard can be gotten from so many groups which he could have been doing all these and still foolishly came back to do. MOFO!

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dedynast: 6:32am On Nov 20, 2021
Baba, it's being a while. Hope you're good? And how's the hustle going?




CheerfulGiver:
Teedroid, are you still on my matter, upon say I no send you? grin

We moved on from matrix.

We on 2013 corolla.

Keep searching. cool
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by sharpk007(m): 6:33am On Nov 20, 2021
tunlapapa:


I have previously said that I hardly believe what people post online.
It's obvious that all was not well due to the long absence, now he suddenly came out to post 2016 dashboard, who is he fooling?
Who doesn't know moove uses more of 2016 corolla cars, yet he foolishly posted it without sense and shame?

Earnings dashboard can be gotten from so many groups which he could have been doing all these and still foolishly came back to do. MOFO!


Haaaaaa!!!!! You mean the billionaire driver is also a tailor ( cut and join specialist)


I rise!!

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 6:35am On Nov 20, 2021
BAZ001:


Hmmm
Matrix don run break down beyond repairs (24/7-365dsyss)
Moove to the rescue grin
Na to go dey borrow bolt dashboard to dey post remain now, cut and join master grin

Tunlapapa ur man don join you for moove ehhhh grin

[img]https://media1./images/22d9689453caf1cd8e4da60495038966/tenor.gif[/img]

But What happened to preventive maintenance?
Abi E spoil beyond prevention?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 6:41am On Nov 20, 2021
Felicity001, pearl1910, babadee1900, baz001, pope191, pearl1910, donfortune48, peeps4u, deedee44, davit, kanuisagoat, northbird, dru23, blackbishop and many others on this thread. Please the vehicle has been referred to lastma mobile court for one way . The court date is on Tuesday please help my friend. Abeg who know person wey fit help
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 6:56am On Nov 20, 2021
dav1002:
Felicity001, pearl1910, babadee1900, baz001, pope191, pearl1910, donfortune48, peeps4u, deedee44, davit, kanuisagoat, northbird, dru23, blackbishop and many others on this thread. Please the vehicle has been referred to lastma mobile court for one way . The court date is on Tuesday please help my friend. Abeg who know person wey fit help

Did they give him a writ of summons ( something like a letter asking him to appear before the court)
If that has been issued . I don't think any of those lastma guys can help.

Get a lawyer friend that can prep him up for the court date. He didn't see any one way sign.

Magistrates are not demons. There's always a human face to it. He is a first offender. He will be asked to pay a fine.
The magistrate will set a fine. Be prepared to pay it.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 7:06am On Nov 20, 2021
Felicity0001:


Boss i hail o... Recognise ur loyal boy oh


I see you nigga. How levels?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ThatNiccur: 7:20am On Nov 20, 2021
BAZ001:


Hmmm
Matrix don run break down beyond repairs (24/7-365dsyss)
Moove to the rescue grin
Na to go dey borrow bolt dashboard to dey post remain now, cut and join master grin

Tunlapapa ur man don join you for moove ehhhh grin

[img]https://media1./images/22d9689453caf1cd8e4da60495038966/tenor.gif[/img]

You're misfiring. Moove uses 2016 not 2013. That's a 2012/13 dashboard.

What happened was that he probably had a fall out with his former partner and had to drop the vehicle (which explains why he had to jump bus from Oshodi to Epe).

He's been on the search for another partner, which also explains why he piped low for a long time (vacation in the Bahamas)

You gerrit? If you dont gerrit, forget about it.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 7:34am On Nov 20, 2021
ThatNiccur:


You're misfiring. Moove uses 2016 not 2013. That's a 2012/13 dashboard.

What happened was that he probably had a fall out with his former partner and had to drop the vehicle (which explains why he had to jump bus from Oshodi to Epe).

He's been on the search for another partner, which also explains why he piped low for a long time (vacation in the Bahamas)

You gerrit? If you dont gerrit, forget about it.

Waoo, partner??
You mean a millionaire driver is still on rental?
I don't think so, impossible and unthinkable for a millionaire driver who lives in the heart of lekki sorry iyana ipaja to be on rentals.
grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 7:41am On Nov 20, 2021
Una too like cruise for this thread. Just reading few pages back and laughing my ass out!

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:42am On Nov 20, 2021
Nna! BAZ001, I don leave this thread for una. FBI and CIA personnel full here. Which kind background check be dis?
Make I go think how I go take travel dis route dis xmas

https://www.nairaland.com/6839443/travellers-guide-traveling-christmas-read#107786696

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFSHR: 7:45am On Nov 20, 2021
Omo x20000

Believe everything you see on the net as true at your own detriment.

All is well

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ThatNiccur: 7:49am On Nov 20, 2021
Gentlelife50:

Waoo, partner??
You mean a millionaire driver is still on rental?
I don't think so, impossible and unthinkable for a millionaire driver who lives in the heart of lekki sorry iyana ipaja to be on rentals.
grin

Pay attention to "probably." My hand no dey oh...

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