Typical macho man married typical good-looking
lady and after the wedding, he laid down the
following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what
time I want and I don't expect any hassle from
you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I
tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go
hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I
want with my old buddies and don't you give me
a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any
comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just
understand that there will be sex here at seven
o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."

We know d story.

Tell Dangote and Otedola dahh shiii O.Y.O lowa

She will be heading to her father's house in the morning becos....




I actually work late nights.

She is gonna make a perfect wife

The Man: Hi honey, Oh you do? I'll seize all your dilldos then!

OP should modify topic to :How to make your husband send you packing.!

Epic reply!!

Omotayor123:


OP should modify topic to :How to make your husband send you packing.!

how do you expect this to make man back home early even if his work does not allow him? sex doesnt freak a married man na

Uwaafid

The wife is just like me

Marriage is not for her type.