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Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by malton: 9:51pm On Oct 09, 2015
shocked
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by englishmart(m): 9:51pm On Oct 09, 2015
not really my business
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by SenatorTobijah(m): 9:52pm On Oct 09, 2015
I guess she spent d whole fu*king her husband to cure his joystick. Naija we too. We always have an excuse for everything that happens
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by Damminglola(f): 9:52pm On Oct 09, 2015
Its an excuse tho! Mbok.
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by VISTIN(m): 9:52pm On Oct 09, 2015
All of them are material things

To her, no one is more important than the other.
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by smudge2079(m): 9:52pm On Oct 09, 2015
Wise talk
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by arsetalks(m): 9:53pm On Oct 09, 2015
Haha. Greatest excuse ever.
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by Lawalemi(m): 9:53pm On Oct 09, 2015
True confession. The boss has no option but to understand and agree with her except the stonehearted bosses like Mr........!

Make I no mention person name before they download my picture.
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by timmilehin(m): 9:53pm On Oct 09, 2015
ok
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by SenatorTobijah(m): 9:54pm On Oct 09, 2015
I guess she spent d whole day fu*king her husband to cure his joystick. Naija we too. We always have an excuse for everything that happens
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by pinkygee1: 9:55pm On Oct 09, 2015
ok
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by LanreSakin(m): 9:55pm On Oct 09, 2015
Better safe than to regret later. Better sacked from work by boss than to be sacked from home by maid.
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by sltn(m): 9:57pm On Oct 09, 2015
if am the boss " i would shake my head and say okay " don't be later went you resume back!

na my own be that o!!
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by seunny4lif(m): 9:58pm On Oct 09, 2015
grin grin
Jesus Christ of Ibadan oooh cheesy grin
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by Nobody: 9:59pm On Oct 09, 2015
why didn't she tell the maid to leave the house and not come back till night?
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by therapistmrs: 9:59pm On Oct 09, 2015
now thats hilarious

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Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by eyenibibio(m): 10:00pm On Oct 09, 2015
INTROVERT:
damnnn..... A1+ excuse







Before this year is over a married Nigerian woman will use this excuse at work.
Someone actually took your spot! Sorry about that. I will talk to Seun abt this. That guy should go on ban for the effontry!
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by ilovecritics(m): 10:02pm On Oct 09, 2015
California30:
I can vividly remember when my ex-girlfriend took an overdose of Viagra.

It wasn't easy at all.
It took a toll on me because i had to do everything to satisfy her else, she gonna go get it outside.


That's a full fledged hoe u dating, mahn!
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by zizicandy(f): 10:03pm On Oct 09, 2015
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Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by MbashrexBashir(m): 10:03pm On Oct 09, 2015
INTROVERT:
damnnn..... A1+ excuse







Before this year is over a married Nigerian woman will use this excuse at work.



Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by Nobody: 10:06pm On Oct 09, 2015
grin grin If I was her Boss I will just smile and tell her well done grin
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by saasala(m): 10:11pm On Oct 09, 2015
Weyrey lipsrsealed
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by raymondzack: 10:13pm On Oct 09, 2015
franciskaine:
Shoro niyen ke, after all prevention is better than cure. The marriage stability is better than any job.
please wats the meaning of shoro niyen hav heard it so many things but don't no the meaning
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by 400billionman: 10:16pm On Oct 09, 2015
What is Viagra ?

When babe dey cry when we never do one hour..
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by Louis0716(m): 10:21pm On Oct 09, 2015
Lmaooooo cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by chinae(m): 10:21pm On Oct 09, 2015
An excuse dat will not excuse...
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by Nobody: 10:23pm On Oct 09, 2015
California30:
I can vividly remember when my ex-girlfriend took an overdose of Viagra.

It wasn't easy at all.
It took a toll on me because i had to do everything to satisfy her else, she gonna go get it outside.


Even your boo get e boo
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by IceDude(m): 10:27pm On Oct 09, 2015
Akkord4gov:
Lol
If am the boss,i will give the Worker extra one week leave and promote her when she returns. Just imaginning what she must have passed through
Really? Other female workers will purposely buy viagra/tramadol for their partners to dagger their kondus as well. Just get ready to promote all of them. So u dnt know Nigerians like copy copy? Issorait
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by SuPeRq(f): 10:30pm On Oct 09, 2015
Over_crazy
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by shut(f): 10:30pm On Oct 09, 2015
INTROVERT:
damnnn..... A1+ excuse







Before this year is over a married Nigerian woman will use this excuse at work.

Hahaha, you're damn ridiculous cheesy
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by franciskaine(m): 10:32pm On Oct 09, 2015
raymondzack:
please wats the meaning of shoro niyen hav heard it so many things but don't no the meaning
just a slangy way of saying wahala dey ooo in yoruba
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by prince3009(m): 10:34pm On Oct 09, 2015
California30:
I can vividly remember when my ex-girlfriend took an overdose of Viagra.

It wasn't easy at all.
It took a toll on me because i had to do everything to satisfy her else, she gonna go get it outside.


Bro...Viagra has no effect on women!

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