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+++ Lord Of The Rings Tourney 2015 Cypher : Ft Dj5naira, Obesemf And Mikuz +++ - Rap Battles - Nairaland

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+++ Lord Of The Rings Tourney 2015 Cypher : Ft Dj5naira, Obesemf And Mikuz +++ by mikuz(m): 2:03pm On Oct 11, 2015
Dj5naira

I'm getting good, I'm getting clever
I'm getting things right in my life, I'm getting better
I'm getting something for me, I'm getting cheddar
The girls are loving me now, they're getting wetter

I'm getting good, I'm getting clever
I'm getting things right in my life, I'm getting better
I'm getting something for me, I'm getting cheddar
The girls are loving me now, they're getting wetter

What niggies do for tourneys, you oughta laugh @ my thinking/
Fighters go haywire, signed up ...writin' autographs on their ceilings/

Vets busy makin' dough n all/
System of rules unobserved, number lists of emcee ..no pro to call/

Confused mindset at first, affectin' both slicks and the rookie/
1st 11, 'sub, scribers' opting “in n out” replica to when d.ick meets a pu.ssy!!”/

Finally, the writer's block all fuss/
Preparin' verses, em pastors eager to talk to us/

Archers possessing no Orlando's spirit/
Like boys doin' girls, battlers doin' no-shows . . . re-shootin' the 41st episode of The Sopranos series/

Mik 'pushed, delivered' crazy lines alive/
Laykah 'came out crying' . . . a new baby had arrived/

The goner was losing/
'Obaino jazz' refused to work, should've switched genre of music/

Pundad MIA, his verso n handcraft/ 
No “where” to be found . . . after “wardrobes” were ransacked/

US Open brought alive to the arena, brilliant!/
Goshi never made it to the Finals . . . Serena Williams/

Somebody had to beat somebody which he nicely did/
Sokrates proved he a young son of that militant groupie, ISIS kid/

I'll be 'right-back' with more story line, gatto pause down to the loo, . 'Clichy' wan pee/
Feeling so pressed, I think many witches on me/

I'm away, got goons, monster, archangel/
do rubbish behind my back, get booted out; similar happenings b'tween D.Costa n Gabriel/

The prig brah bitter/
Jigsawkillah/ the big raw nigga/ still believe his 'trade' was rigged, poor dealer/

Blue things they say on thread make me wanna break their thigh too/
Few stans here are dunce, look at the spellings of “Gottoboy, Darkrebel”, they got no “IQ!!”/

Fixtures had men of calibre looking/
Challengers "tired after the second round", "sex with a Calabar woman!!"/

U-20 World Cup '09 rebirth, Obesemf had you Jew tramped/
Winner has emerged and a Ghanaian is the new champ/

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Re: +++ Lord Of The Rings Tourney 2015 Cypher : Ft Dj5naira, Obesemf And Mikuz +++ by mikuz(m): 2:06pm On Oct 11, 2015
Obesemf

I'm getting good, I'm getting clever
I'm getting things right in my life, I'm getting better
I'm getting something for me, I'm getting cheddar
The girls are loving me now, they're getting wetter

I'm getting good, I'm getting clever
I'm getting things right in my life, I'm getting better
I'm getting something for me, I'm getting cheddar
The girls are loving me now, they're getting wetter

from Ghana, i struck with errthing i have learnt

the odour from these corpses, left this place a bad scent

had to slay Mikuz, my mentor, but in this i couldn't love em

lil nigga felt he was first, i was forced to have ice behind, like i was dealing with bad friends

they marvel at my ascent, so Classyalabolas or 007Bruce, who'll be my next meal

after that ima snipe Coogar or Emaprince, make another vet squeal

Made Kinglahkay n gottoboy flee with my text skills

got rid of the 'KG' made extra weight leave like treadmills

Jigsawkillah is still a _bitch, the Coog made him mellow..ayd

the little cocklicker is prolly somewhere tryna convert an Edo dyke

Gottoboy got lucky, the sounds of danger seemed to echo right

i planned to teach him, and have boy all over the place like eko high.

now u got a broad for a wife, blame it on your negligence

my dick scratch her 'walls', while she grabs a 'pillar' in your residence

your 'foundations' are weak, after all your persistence

see your style is 'flawed', im a better rapper...that was concrete evidence

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Re: +++ Lord Of The Rings Tourney 2015 Cypher : Ft Dj5naira, Obesemf And Mikuz +++ by mikuz(m): 2:09pm On Oct 11, 2015
Mikuz

I'm getting good, I'm getting clever
I'm getting things right in my life, I'm getting better
I'm getting something for me, I'm getting cheddar
The girls are loving me now, they're getting wetter

I'm getting good, I'm getting clever
I'm getting things right in my life, I'm getting better
I'm getting something for me, I'm getting cheddar
The girls are loving me now, they're getting wetter

Optimus Mik

I'm rocking a sharp curl/ I'm flyer than a flock of a dark merles/
Ask PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, my flows got my swear words than the THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL!/

Africa's Martin Luther, my verbs leave opponents dispersed/
Saro Wiwa of our time, I'm his soul reinforced/
. . My words liberate Nigerians like October 1st/

I handle emcees well/ rappers who test ll rest in hell/
I do my scripts at home . . call it 'house made' like a serving girl

Your levels daycare/ rebels stay clear/ when I let out eight flares/
Swindle business partners, cos like sales exhibitions[/i]I never [i]trade fair!

I write like columnists/ and put more acts than Chuck Norris/
but when I school niggas, I post more terms than autopsies!/

When I clap a joker/ you'll see his parts and shoulders/ in Barcelona/
it's not the Spanish player but I can have my canon level a monk's building just to bring an abbey lower!

When I'm clinching an handgun/ gees start screaming and grasping/ cos I send em speeding like Gatlin/
Then snatch they jewels like a thief in the garden/
cos when I put in work over time their energy ll wear thin 'in the thick of the action'!/

I crash and burn/ when I make my massive gun/ spark for fun/
for instance, you all saw how I drafted puns/ and came after Dark like the crack of dawn!/

So he should really be cautious/ cos his wit is preposterous/
he tried to end Mik with a strong course/ till I sent missiles that hit Rebel . . like Syrian forces/

I split the dyke/ with sizzling strikes/ faster than the speed of light/ and had my fame soaring, and made D's less,ya till he couldn't read and write!

And if it's rematch that Dark desire/ the mac I hire/ ll grill the liar/
And if he runs to the church, he ll burn like Irish fire/ when I make the guns clap in front of the altar. . . . parish choir!!/

. . . . . cos I'll eat the sucker like dodo/ the jabs ll rumple his polo/ till his peeps fail to recognise his photo/
Cos its punches after punches I'll make D R see . . . Republic of Congo!/

The jargons you writing couldn't help you/ the colloquial rubbish was the sign of your death, fool/
He tried to hit me with Brighter Grammar till I broke his head with a primary school textbook!/

Now let's digress on how I'm gonna rip the pest and sh!t/ and spill the beans and talk about how your sis placenta is sweet/ cos my d!ck mess her sheet/
So I'm opening up with a my lips wiping her bboobs neat. . . cos I'm making a clean bbreast of it

But if she tell dawgs it's untrue/ I'll kill the whhore with a noose/
then put her neck in a guillotine to leave 'Demi gored' . . daughter of Zeus

I'm getting good, I'm getting clever
I'm getting things right in my life, I'm getting better
I'm getting something for me, I'm getting cheddar
The girls are loving me now, they're getting wetter

I'm getting good, I'm getting clever
I'm getting things right in my life, I'm getting better
I'm getting something for me, I'm getting cheddar
The girls are loving me now, they're getting wetter

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Re: +++ Lord Of The Rings Tourney 2015 Cypher : Ft Dj5naira, Obesemf And Mikuz +++ by YoungDaNaval(m): 7:47pm On Oct 11, 2015
Lwkmd! That Brighter Grammar's line sha.
Re: +++ Lord Of The Rings Tourney 2015 Cypher : Ft Dj5naira, Obesemf And Mikuz +++ by dj5naira(m): 8:04pm On Oct 11, 2015
mikuz: When I clap a joker/ you'll see his parts and shoulders/ in Barcelona/
Re: +++ Lord Of The Rings Tourney 2015 Cypher : Ft Dj5naira, Obesemf And Mikuz +++ by dj5naira(m): 8:10pm On Oct 11, 2015
mikuz: I split the dyke/ with sizzling strikes/ faster than the speed of light/ and had my fame soaring, and made D's less,ya till he couldn't read and write!
mikuz: . . . . cos I'll eat the sucker like dodo/ the jabs ll rumple his polo/ till his peeps fail to recognise his photo/
Cos its punches after punches I'll make D R see . . . Republic of Congo!/


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Re: +++ Lord Of The Rings Tourney 2015 Cypher : Ft Dj5naira, Obesemf And Mikuz +++ by GIYAZZ(m): 9:00pm On Oct 11, 2015
Sick!
Re: +++ Lord Of The Rings Tourney 2015 Cypher : Ft Dj5naira, Obesemf And Mikuz +++ by PeinDanzo(m): 7:36pm On Oct 15, 2015
Mikuz is sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! ..brighter grammar + dyslexia line kills
Re: +++ Lord Of The Rings Tourney 2015 Cypher : Ft Dj5naira, Obesemf And Mikuz +++ by oluwagrin(m): 12:50pm On Oct 17, 2015
.......
MIKUZ.....DARKENREBEL.....KRONE.....OBESEMF....SAFARIGIRL etc.....av got love for y'all but am still gona MURDER U/PLS DONT TRY BE HOT DEM NO BORN/BURN YOU.....

Y'all go trace the history of Rap...... am the PROGENITOR/wack emcees cant even create a spark they wanna shed light into my lines,AM in power like the Mikano GENERATOR/....I Cud turn dis place to a KINGKONG kingdom but i need permission from VECTOR/


AM the real server...master Host y'all are just PARASITES/...am a newbie buh beginning to get more views like a PORNSITE/...flow bout to blow your minds like DYNAMITE/....dis must be a GALA NITE/cos have been chewing up their flows like SUPER BITE/.....krone yhu are a gay probably shud be fucking with sauron nd i will pay you with deejay 5 naira..dahz just how you cheap folks are.....fuucck rhymes this a freeVERSE....TO spank mikuz on his black flatFACE....i no be 2FACE but if na "only me"like dinosaurs i swear some rappers for don go EXTINCT


Call me the Rapcat cos am abuh to bounce on some peddy ass niqqurs here,i sprint like a JAGUAR/...
FUcck the game raw while battling for victory like GANNICUS champion of CAPUA/...SHIIIT....those were SPARTACUSTIC/....IT became a badnews when your pops caught me fingering your momma's G-STRINGS.....dahz ACOUSTIC/burnt her ass when she gave me Anal forgot to tell her my release are ACIDIC/....

DRY flows errwhere like we in the desert see all DUSTY/...OLDIES claiming fresh dopes meanwhile ur allready RUSTY/...i kip it SIMPLE SON/no big vocabs cos i know we've got some SIMPLETON/...AUTOPSY ind d making dis dude is ripping ur flesh off u leaving u with the SKELETON/.....hehehehehe...

Now leme put an electric bulb above darkenrebel head that is what i call ENLIGHTENMENT/....
I no dey hear word until person die shebii i be NIGER DELTA BARBARIAN/dis no safari park so what's this SAFARIAN(safarigirl) doing here....mind me if i mention dah means your famous..while u stil feeling dope i come like JESUS unexpectedly and slice pussy head out leaving your lively body vibrating like a phone on silent MOde....


Am OUT but wil be right BACK after this short break




Mi

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Re: +++ Lord Of The Rings Tourney 2015 Cypher : Ft Dj5naira, Obesemf And Mikuz +++ by oluwagrin(m): 3:58pm On Oct 28, 2015
[/oluwagrin


check....DARKEN REBEL I gave u a call out u couldnt fight back what are you,some kinda WIMP.....how could u Bleep wif a real nigga when ur such a LIMP....this rap game runs in ma DNA like its running for PRESIDENCY...i gave u a total knock out in' ROYAL RUMBLE u should probably be fighting TNA cos i will show you no MERCY....ur lines are LAME see i spit the WALKING words....

am a newbie here but i spit ancient words of wisdom like the 7 BOOKS of moses...
leme give you a quick run down on your family history and how u got ur ugly LOOKS.... when i was busy studying rap your dad was wasting away in your momma's pussssy tryna cum first on CROOKS....then you became the BAIT and he was already outta HOOKS....

no OFFENCE tho...but my lines have got you behind BARS....DRAGONS turn to DRAGON Flies when i CYPHER......rain turns to FLOOD....water turn to BLOOD....i will snatch our soul and leave your heart so you be a WALKING DEAD....am your God (god) about to seize your DAILY BREAD....have got pit full of dragons and let you cross it with ma bridge made out of THREAD...





[/oluwagrin


check....DARKEN REBEL I gave u a call out u couldnt fight back what are you,some kinda WIMP.....how could u Bleep wif a real nigga when ur such a LIMP....this rap game runs in ma DNA like its running for PRESIDENCY...i gave u a total knock out in' ROYAL RUMBLE u should probably be fighting TNA cos i will show you no MERCY....ur lines are LAME see i spit the WALKING words....

am a newbie here but i spit ancient words of wisdom like the 7 BOOKS of moses...
leme give you a quick run down on your family history and how u got ur ugly LOOKS.... when i was busy studying rap your dad was wasting away in your momma's pussssy tryna cum first on CROOKS....then you became the BAIT and he was already outta HOOKS....

no OFFENCE tho...but my lines have got you behind BARS....DRAGONS turn to DRAGON Flies when i CYPHER......rain turns to FLOOD....water turn to BLOOD....i will snatch our soul and leave your heart so you be a WALKING DEAD....am your God (god) about to seize your DAILY BREAD....have got pit full of dragons and let you cross it with ma bridge made out of THREAD...





[/oluwagrin


check....DARKEN REBEL I gave u a call out u couldnt fight back what are you,some kinda WIMP.....how could u Bleep wif a real nigga when ur such a LIMP....this rap game runs in ma DNA like its running for PRESIDENCY...i gave u a total knock out in' ROYAL RUMBLE u should probably be fighting TNA cos i will show you no MERCY....ur lines are LAME see i spit the WALKING words....

am a newbie here but i spit ancient words of wisdom like the 7 BOOKS of moses...
leme give you a quick run down on your family history and how u got ur ugly LOOKS.... when i was busy studying rap your dad was wasting away in your momma's pussssy tryna cum first on CROOKS....then you became the BAIT and he was already outta HOOKS....

no OFFENCE tho...but my lines have got you behind BARS....DRAGONS turn to DRAGON Flies when i CYPHER......rain turns to FLOOD....water turn to BLOOD....i will snatch our soul and leave your heart so you be a WALKING DEAD....am your God (god) about to seize your DAILY BREAD....have got pit full of dragons and let you cross it with ma bridge made out of THREAD...

nigga we ballin' kicking ass the least you can do is kick BUCKET....i go shock you like say u put hand for electric SOCKET.....ma flow outta this PLANET.....but i wil blast you off not wit a ROCKET but with ma lil kiddo lawn tennis RACKET.....suckerr...here's ma rooster SUCK'IT.......

i nid no punchlines to kill this fools freeverse is already doin theWORK.....they gonna learn with TIME says ma CLOCK dah am the only one who can do dis shiiit better..........



OLUWAGRIN......FRESH.....
AM out peace
Re: +++ Lord Of The Rings Tourney 2015 Cypher : Ft Dj5naira, Obesemf And Mikuz +++ by oluwagrin(m): 4:03pm On Oct 28, 2015
why is it repeating undecided...dont really know how to use them tho.....
Re: +++ Lord Of The Rings Tourney 2015 Cypher : Ft Dj5naira, Obesemf And Mikuz +++ by sampo4eva(m): 11:46am On Oct 31, 2015
Get it straight slybangz is self MADE

Those time. I stayed offshore I still get PAID.

Thousands fresh bitches literally wanna get me LAID.

If it aint about making money I get PALE.

I so care about the money Bleep FAME

U call this DIS maybe you need to follow the TRAIL.

Am mature got lots of kids in this game; cos when I fight, I PREVAIL

Am dope with the way I use the rap rhyms lines still finish dem all punchline with fine WORDPLAY.

All I care about is "NOW" Bleep what tommorow wanna SAY.

Fitting ur legs in my shoes is commiting SUCIDE

I keep dem isolated u can call it HOMICIDE,

Ama God plant you Bleep with me is a gallon spray HERBICIDE,

u wanna suck on my blood I tell u, u consuming INSECTICIDE.

Are you blind? Can't u see the money PILE UP.

The eye balls are red I think I need chloravenicol EYEDROP.

CODEIN nd SK runs in veins; guy dat WOTSUP.

Feel free if you interested you can SIGNi UP.

In this rap game am sure of my SURVIVAL

Feel free to talk scraps behind my back dat na your own PALAVA.

Fully grown adault am far frm been a LAVA

I talk words to the learnered Bleep PROVERBIALs.

If you are not getting style you can read between the BARS

Mama won disown me she say I too dey BASS

Gold chains on d neck why should I be on BRASS

If you are not cradle enough move to the lesser CLASS....

Peace Out!

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