1 - The Pen Borrowers: They're always in the bank, common pen they won't have. These people are very dangerous, once u borrow them d pen, u may find it difficult to identify dem. In a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells u "may I have ur pen?" Believe me bros, that's d last time u will see that pen (except if u're fortunate) lolz
2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately they enter d bank, even b4 taking d slip (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and u hear dem saying, I'm at your back. If care is not taken, about 8 people can tell u "I dey ur back" then at d end of d day, they cause confusion (na me dey him back,I don tell am I was here b4 u blah blah) lolzz
3 - The No protocol team: This kind of people don't obey d 1st come, 1st served slogan! They're mouthed in d bank! Immediately they come in, they just walk up 2 d cashier or manager, he asks them 2 sit down & within 5 mins they've completed their transactions while u still dey there looking like mumu 4 queue. (Diaris God oooo)
4 - The Bank Door Rejectees: These people will always have a problem with d bank door, then u see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet d machine keeps shouting "remove all metals" My bros next time come 2 bank naked! Biko, the door go allow u in...lolz
5 - The Slip wasters: These kind of people can waste slip 4 bank! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions, u see them cancelling, tearing, squeezing & taking another one. To write common 3780 Naira in words na gobe! Even d so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario.......CHAI!!
6 - The people from Another Planet: These people usually behave like them no dey this world since 2 yrs! They will always b asking 4 today's date, even after telling them d correct date,they will ask some1 else again. I tire 4 dis people oooooo Be sincere which one are you lolzzz!

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The space booker- u will just hear 'I am at your back o'

As for me? always borrowing biro in the banking hall.