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Laugh It Out! by systems: 7:15pm On Apr 27, 2009 |
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, John! How ya doin’?” His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before. “Oh, no,” says John. “He’s on my bowling team.” When they are seated, a waitress asks John if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,”How did she know that you drink Budweiser?” “She’s in the Ladies’ Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them.” A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around John, and says “Hi Johnny. Want your usual table dance, big boy?” John’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. John follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book. The cabby turns his head and says, “Looks like you picked up a real b*tch tonight, John.” |
Re: Laugh It Out! by kolebank1(m): 8:36pm On Apr 27, 2009 |
Truth don comot 2day |
Re: Laugh It Out! by ashaby(f): 11:09am On Apr 28, 2009 |
nice one |
Re: Laugh It Out! by romsky: 11:12am On Apr 28, 2009 |
d guy na gud customer |
Re: Laugh It Out! by Bbeee: 11:15am On Apr 28, 2009 |
na babanla customa |
Re: Laugh It Out! by Lolabbey: 11:17am On Apr 28, 2009 |
na wah for big johnnny oooooo |
Re: Laugh It Out! by clemcykul(f): 12:15pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
that dude must be me |
Re: Laugh It Out! by Lolabbey: 12:20pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
i love u . . . . . . .u no dey lie |
Re: Laugh It Out! by romsky: 12:27pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
change am to like with immediate effect |
Re: Laugh It Out! by clemcykul(f): 1:03pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
why? jealous lover. |
Re: Laugh It Out! by Lolabbey: 1:12pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
jelosy jelosy |
Re: Laugh It Out! by clemcykul(f): 5:25pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
i no fit shout |
Re: Laugh It Out! by sylve11: 5:52pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
ATM Alert |
Re: Laugh It Out! by clemcykul(f): 8:49am On Apr 29, 2009 |
wake u twiny its morning |
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