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Give Me $20 by tytylayor: 12:52pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate down sizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another job. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totalling nearly $1million.Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2million. She explained that she had 'charged' him for sex, and these were the results of her savings and investments. The husband was so astounded he could barely speak. Finally he found his voice and blurted out,'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have had sex only with you.' That's when she shot him. You know, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut, !!!! |
Re: Give Me $20 by romsky: 12:54pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
hiya |
Re: Give Me $20 by Lolabbey: 1:07pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
eyyyyaaaa i pity d man small sha |
Re: Give Me $20 by blissieng(f): 1:18pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
Men don't know how to keep their zip up appropriately AS WELL! |
Re: Give Me $20 by Ben13: 1:34pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
this |
Re: Give Me $20 by Lolabbey: 2:00pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
brb |
Re: Give Me $20 by romsky: 2:03pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
benji u r so wrong just shows she saved 4 d future with asking much of the cheat she married |
Re: Give Me $20 by tytylayor: 2:04pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
u dey mind ben? he dey try to cover himself nw |
Re: Give Me $20 by Ben13: 2:06pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
lol. tyty give me $20 and I will make you moan |
Re: Give Me $20 by romsky: 2:07pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
go siddon jare uncooked 2 minute boi |
Re: Give Me $20 by tytylayor: 2:12pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
2mins too much sef, d last time i saw him doin dat goat in his yard he spent 5 secs |
Re: Give Me $20 by Ben13: 2:15pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
lol. 5 sec romade na me u dey talk to |
Re: Give Me $20 by romsky: 2:19pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
who else if not u abeg free moi |
Re: Give Me $20 by Lolabbey: 3:53pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
ben so u be few seconds noodlesss, . . , . too bad boy |
Re: Give Me $20 by elowa: 4:02pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
with all your swagger ben, u can only last seconds. too bad, |
Re: Give Me $20 by Lolabbey: 4:04pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
ben see ur life outside |
Re: Give Me $20 by romsky: 4:13pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
4 main road |
Re: Give Me $20 by clemcykul(f): 5:08pm On Apr 28, 2009 |
hmm |
Re: Give Me $20 by tytylayor: 7:41am On Apr 29, 2009 |
i go tell mama sikira say u don go thief her meat |
Re: Give Me $20 by clemcykul(f): 8:21am On Apr 29, 2009 |
abeg sorry, chop small |
Re: Give Me $20 by Bbeee: 8:49am On Apr 29, 2009 |
hmmm |
Re: Give Me $20 by Ben13: 9:25am On Apr 29, 2009 |
elowa: Lolabbey: don't mind romade and his bois o, I'm great in the business elowa, who carry you come here |
Re: Give Me $20 by clemcykul(f): 9:40am On Apr 29, 2009 |
osama bin laden |
Re: Give Me $20 by tytylayor: 9:52am On Apr 29, 2009 |
ur oga dey call u |
Re: Give Me $20 by romsky: 10:02am On Apr 29, 2009 |
put d fone 4 silence o jare |
Re: Give Me $20 by sylve11: 10:45am On Apr 29, 2009 |
u dey fear the sound? |
Re: Give Me $20 by clemcykul(f): 10:47am On Apr 29, 2009 |
lol china |
Re: Give Me $20 by Lolabbey: 10:52am On Apr 29, 2009 |
na chinco |
Re: Give Me $20 by tytylayor: 11:00am On Apr 29, 2009 |
Tochukwu |
Re: Give Me $20 by Lolabbey: 11:03am On Apr 29, 2009 |
Re: Give Me $20 by romsky: 11:11am On Apr 29, 2009 |
see palasa fone advertisers above & below moi |
Re: Give Me $20 by Lolabbey: 11:17am On Apr 29, 2009 |
na visafone u want abi zoom |
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