On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate down sizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another job.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totalling nearly $1million.Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2million. She explained that she had 'charged' him for sex, and these were the results of her savings and investments. The husband was so astounded he could barely speak.

Finally he found his voice and blurted out,'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have had sex only with you.'

That's when she shot him.

You know, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut, !!!!

eyyyyaaaa i pity d man small sha

Men don't know how to keep their zip up appropriately AS WELL!

this storyjoke is interesting it shows that even a wife can be an ashy

brb

u dey mind ben? he dey try to cover himself nw

lol. tyty give me $20 and I will make you moan

2mins too much sef, d last time i saw him doin dat goat in his yard he spent 5 secs

lol. 5 sec

romade na me u dey talk to

ben so u be few seconds noodlesss, . . , . too bad boy

with all your swagger ben, u can only last seconds. too bad,

ben see ur life outside

hmm

i go tell mama sikira say u don go thief her meat

abeg sorry, chop small

hmmm

elowa:

with all your swagger ben, u can only last seconds. too bad,

Lolabbey:

ben so u be few seconds noodlesss, . . , . too bad boy

^{don't mind romade and his bois o, I'm great in the business}

elowa, who carry you come here

osama bin laden

ur oga dey call u

u dey fear the sound?

lol china

na chinco

Tochukwu

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