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The Funny Masqurate In Ibadan, Laf It Out. by seaman104(m): 12:49pm On Jun 12, 2009
There is this masqurate at Ibadan, his name Mafojukande meaning ( don't use eye to see crayfish ) he only comes out ones in a year during the masqurate festival. But whenever he came out he go staight to the market. whenever he get there he always eat all the crayfish on is way shocked even if there is ten basket at the market he will finish all in a twinkle of an eye[b][/b][/color]



The market woman wasfd up for this habbit, so one day when the festival peroid is on the way a plan was made by the market woman to replace the basket of crayfish to a basket of dry red pepper. and everybody know when you are looking a dry red pepper at a distance range it look like a crayfish. i mean d long red pepper[b][/b][color=#990000]


So the festival was on and mafojukande is out as usual, and went straight to the market area. you know a yoruba masqurate will always have a talking drum to follow him everywhere his going to beat the drum and dance. but when he get to the market and saw the pepper but to his own believe he was thinking it was a crayfish, he couldn't make the clear view becos of the mask on his face.

He was ready to eat it when the drum beating saw it was peeper inside the basket, and give him a sound of warning with the drum like this.

Mafojukande,mafojukande pepper dey there, but he did not listen cos he was so excited to eat the crayfish. and he give him another warning.

Mafojukande,mafojukande pepper dey there, he didn't listen and rush to eat the pepper intead of crayfish. and you all know the result.

So he wanted to drink water but how will he drink water without pulling off his mask and the talking drum man give another warning.

Mafojukande, mafojukande ara orun kin momi tutu. cos he will have to show his face and is forbbiden and he shouted oda imu coke. smiley
Re: The Funny Masqurate In Ibadan, Laf It Out. by seaman104(m): 1:17pm On Jun 12, 2009
na so mafoju kande do oooooooooooo grin grin[color=#000099][/color]
Re: The Funny Masqurate In Ibadan, Laf It Out. by nuclearboy(m): 7:05pm On Jun 14, 2009
Re: The Funny Masqurate In Ibadan, Laf It Out. by seaman104(m): 3:33pm On Jun 18, 2009
nuclearboy:



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