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American Vs Nigerian Dating by Kingsley1000(m): 2:11pm On Oct 19, 2015
American relationship:

Ist day= Date

2nd day =hug

3rd day= hug again

4th day= kiss

5th day= long kiss

6th day =sex .

African Relationship:

1st day = Toast

2nd day = Toast again

3rd day = Toast again

4th day = Agree

5th day =Date

6th day = Tried to hug but failed

7th day = Hug

8th day = Tried to kiss but failed

9th day = Kiss

10th day = Long kiss

11th day =Tried to have sex but failed

12th day = Tried to have sex but failed

13th day = Tried to have sex but failed again


14th day = RAPE !!!!!!
# TRUE_OR_FALSE !!!!!

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Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by Nobody: 2:22pm On Oct 19, 2015
tongue tongue tongue stale
Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by FruityLass: 2:22pm On Oct 19, 2015
Oh lawd cheesy

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Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by Vinshu(f): 2:26pm On Oct 19, 2015
False.

It doesn't happen that way (American) that is in the movies.

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Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by Nobody: 2:26pm On Oct 19, 2015
grin really?

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Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by Nobody: 2:31pm On Oct 19, 2015
Wrong! Totally. I'm not too sure of the Americans 6th date time span tho but for my Nigerian girls, the longest one afore intimacy was on the was it 4th date now?
Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by kingsmok(m): 2:44pm On Oct 19, 2015
The fact remain that they refuse you, doesn't mean they will do others

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Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by gab264(m): 2:48pm On Oct 19, 2015
Kingsley1000:
American relationship:

Ist day= Date

2nd day =hug

3rd day= hug again

4th day= kiss

5th day= long kiss

6th day =sex .

African Relationship:

1st day = Toast

2nd day = Toast again

3rd day = Toast again

4th day = Agree

5th day =Date

6th day = Tried to hug but failed

7th day = Hug

8th day = Tried to kiss but failed

9th day = Kiss

10th day = Long kiss

11th day =Tried to have sex but failed

12th day = Tried to have sex but failed

13th day = Tried to have sex but failed again


14th day = RAPE !!!!!!
# TRUE_OR_FALSE !!!!!
Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by tosyne2much(m): 2:49pm On Oct 19, 2015
That's how we do it cheesy

Body should quote me oooo
Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by IamLEGEND1: 2:55pm On Oct 19, 2015
and if na deeper life girl

1st date- no date
bcoz my mother will beat me

2nd date- no date again
my pastor will swear for me

3rd date- 1st date

4th date- toast

5th date- toast again

6th date- toast again

7th date- toast again

"

"

"

12th date- agree

13th date- try hug get slap

14th date- try hug again but get push

15th date- try hug again but she just backs away

16th date- try hug,succeed.

17th date- try kiss,get hot water

18th date- try kiss,get scream for help

19th date- try kiss,succeed

20th date- try long kiss,succeed

21st date- try sex,get baseball bat

22nd date- try sex,get louder scream

23rd date- error error error error

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Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by Kingsley1000(m): 3:03pm On Oct 19, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
and if na deeper life girl
1st date- no date
2nd date- no date again
3rd date- 1st date
4th date- toast
5th date- toast again
6th date- toast again
7th date- toast again
" " "
or jehova witness grin
Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by Kingsley1000(m): 3:07pm On Oct 19, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
and if na deeper life girl
1st date- no date bcoz my mother will beat me
2nd date- no date again my pastor will swear for me
3rd date- 1st date
4th date- toast
5th date- toast again
6th date- toast again
7th date- toast again
"
"
"
12th date- agree
13th date- try hug get slap
14th date- try hug again but get push
15th date- try hug again but she just backs away
16th date- try hug,succeed.
17th date- try kiss,get hot water
18th date- try kiss,get scream for help
19th date- try kiss,succeed
20th date- try long kiss,succeed
21st date- try sex,get baseball bat
22nd date- try sex,get louder scream
23rd date- error error error error


u will receive massive beating by the neigbhours if u push again
Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by Nobody: 3:11pm On Oct 19, 2015
who has a pen here?
Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by Kingsley1000(m): 3:12pm On Oct 19, 2015
kingsmok:
The fact remain that they refuse you, doesn't mean they will do others
considerable number of them do refuse even spending huge amount of money on them
Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by Kingsley1000(m): 3:15pm On Oct 19, 2015
Vinshu:
False.

It doesn't happen that way (American) that is in the movies.
hmm the rate of decline is rare in america
Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by Kingsley1000(m): 3:18pm On Oct 19, 2015
KashyBaby:
grin really?
i know u gave in on the 100th date wink
Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by Kingsley1000(m): 3:19pm On Oct 19, 2015
pinceprinz:
Wrong! Totally. I'm not too sure of the Americans 6th date time span tho but for my Nigerian girls, the longest one afore intimacy was on the was it 4th date now?
i no understand wetin u type
Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by Nobody: 3:20pm On Oct 19, 2015
Kingsley1000:
i know u gave in on the 100th date wink

Lol...I have no time in dating I'm too busy but I'm happy to be single grin

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Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by Kingsley1000(m): 3:29pm On Oct 19, 2015
KashyBaby:


Lol...I have no time in dating I'm too busy but I'm happy to be single grin
u're old,is it when u must have gotten to 30...

ur mate in the north has 5kids now grin
Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by Nobody: 3:33pm On Oct 19, 2015
Kingsley1000:
u're old,is it when u must have gotten to 30...

ur mate in the north has 5kids now grin

And shud I give a f*ck abt it? shocked
Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by Vinshu(f): 3:44pm On Oct 19, 2015
Kingsley1000:
hmm the rate of decline is rare in america

Not really rare.
Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by Kingsley1000(m): 3:49pm On Oct 19, 2015
KashyBaby:


And shud I give a f*ck abt it? shocked
no ma! i just suggest its hightime u got a bf,women need men for so many reasons(for completion,protection,company,someone u can confide in,sex among others)

even b4 marriage,u have to nurture the process thru dating,u cant marry a stranger or one u aint compactible with



i believe u're nt a feminist tho

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Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by IsiAbuncha(m): 3:51pm On Oct 19, 2015
KashyBaby:


And shud I give a f*ck abt it? shocked



hey babe, our kids said I should say hi to u. They can't wait to see their mum this december cheesy

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Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by Kingsley1000(m): 3:52pm On Oct 19, 2015
Vinshu:


Not really rare.
i learnt u are from the middle east,how do u get to knw much abt americans?
Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by Vinshu(f): 4:01pm On Oct 19, 2015
Kingsley1000:
i learnt u are from the middle east,how do u get to knw much abt americans?


I have American relatives. And I have spent some time there so I know a little about them.
Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by Nobody: 4:13pm On Oct 19, 2015
Kingsley1000:
i no understand wetin u type
MrsPhyno will explain that to U when she comes online don't worry smiley
Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by Nobody: 4:34pm On Oct 19, 2015
IsiAbuncha:



hey babe, our kids said I should say hi to u. They can't wait to see their mum this december cheesy


Lol..how u know it's on Dec? grin
Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by thankgodegbedi(m): 4:35pm On Oct 19, 2015
cheesy lipsrsealed
Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by Kingsley1000(m): 5:23pm On Oct 19, 2015
Vinshu:


I have American relatives. And I have spent some time there so I know a little about them.
interesting! so those thngs they act in movies are all abstract/fictions?
Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by Kingsley1000(m): 6:06pm On Oct 19, 2015
pinceprinz:


MrsPhyno will explain that to U when she comes online don't worry smiley
mrsphyno is a virgin,shez naive in matterz like ths
Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by Nobody: 6:46pm On Oct 19, 2015
Kingsley1000:
mrsphyno is a virgin,shez naive in matterz like ths

Lol. That's not my point. I was saying she understands my writing style and could help reiterate my message for u to grab.
Re: American Vs Nigerian Dating by Vinshu(f): 8:06pm On Oct 19, 2015
Kingsley1000:
interesting! so those thngs they act in movies are all abstract/fictions?

Yes. Fiction

It's not easy to get a girl to date just like that let alone for sex.

Movies make it seem so easy.

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