1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even
after death, they still work as
ancestors, collecting kolanuts,
white fowl and aromatic
Schnapps.


2. In Hollywood, you feel
people's pulse to know whether
they're dead or alive. In
Nollywood, just
pick the hand and drop it.


3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't
Cook, Bros Your Case Dey
"MR BIGGS"


4. When next you check your
boyfriend's texts. Ignore his
chats
with girls, and check the ones
with guys. That's where the
truth is


5. No matter how expensive
your Wrist watch is, as long as it
won't tell you Christ's Second
coming, its as Useless as the
"p"in Psycho


6. If you have attended over 100
weddings and you are still
single. Sister, you are no longer
different from a canopy.


7. You don't have to be in UK to
be OK, Help comes from
Above not Abroad.


8. Ladies are wicked. They will
lay on your chest and ask,
"Honey have you ever cheated
on me?" ...then wait for your
heart to beat fast. .



9. A cockroach is afraid of a rat,
a rat is afraid of a cat, cat is
afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid
of a man, a man is afraid of his
girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of
a cockroach. That's life


10. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min
ago .BBM - 5Mins ago,
Twitter- 2Mins ago . QUR'AN/BIBLE -
2002. My dear, the Devil has
soaked your cane in
kerosene


11. BBM and Whatsapp have
been rated as the 2nd and 3rd
app for chats and gossip, but
Women Still retain the 1st
position


12. Wedding ring is the smallest
handcuff ever made. So think
deep, choose ur prison mate
carefully & sentence urself
wisely to avoid Prison break


13. To those who commit
suicide; why are you So selfish?

Why kill yourself when so many
people are looking for who to
use for money rituals?


14. As a matter of fact, there's
no female angel in the Bible/ Qur'an
So if any guy calls you an angel,
na wash ooooo.


15. And if after reading this u
refuse to comment , devil dey
dance shakiti bobo for your
head....!!!


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True.

OK

LoooLs Xpecially NO. 8

vizkiz:
is this not suppose to be funny

Well, I can see punkyveer smiling

Yeah, some did crack a smile from me. He tried

Lol! falls from high tension pole

Hahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahhohohohohohohohohohohohoohohohhoohohhooho

Lol especially at no13

Funny

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NICE

Remove that no4 abeg. Na wicked post , don't break trust ties and the few standing relationships 4 yonder nah

Ok na

donholy28:
Lol! falls from high tension pole

lols.....;Dna nepa worker u be

Funny comments.. Lwkmd

Dah number 8 mad gaan... My hrt gats beat fast..no helping it.
Chai!!! Dnt try it o

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Nice one op

looooooooool , no 10 tho