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(lol) The New Element Found In The Periodic Table / A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table / (funny)periodic Table For Girls (2) (3) (4)
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New Periodic Table by tilman(m): 7:43pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE: Name: Girl Symbol: Gl Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Boils at any time, 2. Melts when handled with love and care. 3. Very bitter when mishandled. CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Very reactive, 2. Highly unstable, 3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items. NATURE: 1. Money reducing agent. 2. Volatile when left alone. OCCURRENCE: Mostly found in front of the mirrors. Other properties includes: 1. Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy Opaque surface area. 2. Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad, Blackberry, and Galaxy Tabs. 3. Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g Another Girl (AG) tries to take her BF by Substitution reaction. 4. Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs. 5. Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element like GUCCI combines with her at a high temperature of 100,000 degrees Naira |
Re: New Periodic Table by JustJosh20(m): 10:42pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
nice one... so true . . . right? |
Re: New Periodic Table by Townhighlights(m): 9:27am On Oct 21, 2015 |
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