January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels, Helllloooo!!!, bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited, finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, box
said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours, power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid, wrong instructions, 8 cups of water
won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing, couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition, learned later, the
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm, car swamped because
soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C", isn't it

October - Hate M &M's, they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days, instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911, "duh", there's no "eleven" button on
the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

Clever. Very clever. WOW HILARIOUS AHAHAHA

;d

Did you make that up yourself

nope. didnt make it up myself

pweeew

how e dey do u?

yori yori

kolo!

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