I cheated!
It's hard for me to say
But denying the truth can't help me.
I cheated but it gets worse.
It wasn't my first time
or my second time.
I am ashamed I cheated.
How hard is it to stay faithful?

Well, if I am going to say the truth,

I might as well say it all.
It's pretty hard.
Yes, I said it it's pretty hard to say committed.

Who am I fooling?
The truth is you don't satisfy me.
No, you don't!
You are so small and you don't fill me.
Harsh words maybe but definitely true.
You don't stir my juices.

You are so bland,
So unimaginative, very dull.
It's really hard not to cheat.
When am with you, I feel judged;
You make me feel so fat and uncomely.
You are too restrictive.
Life with you is so calculated;
Everything is counted and numbered.

Judge me if you want.
Until you walk in my shoes,

You can't get it.
So stuff your over righteous judgement into your mouth;
I don't need you to judge me.

When I stray, I feel free!
Oh so many sweet stolen moments!
Yes my conscience tells me to stop,
But the pleasure urges me on.
The temptation is hard to resist.
I enjoy being filled, my juices flowing;
Life seems full of flavor.


But nemesis has caught up with me!
The consequences of my actions are obvious;
So obvious that all can see.

I am returning to you
Because you are the best for me.
The others don't care about me;
Only you do.

So now I am back
With a promise to stay true too you.
Please meet me halfway too;
Give me some nice moments.

I promise not to stray again.
Today I make thus commitment to you
You, my dear 90 days fiber weight loss diet
I won't cheat on you ever again.

Or will I?

Nice poem.

dammytosh:
Nice poem.

Thanks

Hahaha
Oh you will....
Nice one