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Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 7:24pm On Nov 09, 2015
Wow! Wow!! Wow!!! Just felt like sharing dis for u guys to see. Men!!!


The kind of men we have these days are
raised by porn movies. I know it’s not all
of them but a handful of them are.
That’s why there are different sexual
perversions everywhere in the world. My
ex-husband is a beast. You know what? I
used to fall for his cheating threats too
and go the extra mile until I found out
that he’s an Oliver Twist – he never gets
enough. I don’t always look up to s3x
with him as he drains me totally of my
energy.



While that is understandable, he
brought an*l s3x into our marriage after
two beautiful children. Same claim as
yesterday’s poster. It’s no more tight.
Why would anybody want to eat their
cake and still have it in their hands? Is
that even possible? After two children,
you still want my body to remain the
same. Really?



It got to a point he started asking for
more after he was tired of the an*l s3x.
He wanted BDSM - bondage and
discipline with sadism and masochism.
For those who don’t understand this, he
wants submission during sex like
deriving pleasure from my own pains. Of
course, I said no. And he did not argue.
Or threaten to cheat. So, I thought all
was okay until one night, I found my
hands tied to the bed with my mouth
fully stuffed and cellotaped.
My drink had been poisoned with
sleeping drugs.
His c*m was all over my face and hair.
He had done the an*l s3x in the most
bizarre way and worst still, it was against
my consent.



When we started arguing, he said he
owned me and he could do anything he
wanted with me. That statement brought
out the monster and beast in me. That
was unknown to him. He thought I was
still the cool woman.
It continued like that until I started
avoiding the evening wine and juice.
Then, he went on to poison my soft drink
and that point, I knew retaliation was the
best answer – the only language he
understood.
I looked for the drug he usually use on
me. I overdosed him. I inserted a Love Machine in
his a** too. Oh! I also stuffed his mouth
and used a sellotape. All the while, he
was not fully conscious. So, I wrote a
note telling him I owned him.



I drove for four hours that night
before calling his younger brother. And
yes, I left that thing in his a**. I’m not
sure if it fell out but I left it there.
My kids slept in the car. Immediately,
his brother told me that he has arrived
at our house. I switched my phones off.
When I got to my father’s house, two
hours later. ( I drove for more than six
hours that night.) My father was angry
and asked me to go back to my
husband’s house. I told him that the only
condition was for him to return my
corpse to my husband’s house. To cut
the long story short, we separated and
only his younger sister still talks to me.
Don’t call me a thug. He brought it out.
Don’t curse me. It was self-defence. If I
didn’t do that, I would still be married to
him. And my family wouldn’t have
supported the divorce.
Now, I’m married to a loving man that
understands me. Myself and my new
husband also has the custody of our two
beautiful daughters.
Our divorce was a tough legal battle but
I won!
Cc seun lalasticlala

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Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Adiwana: 7:25pm On Nov 09, 2015
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Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by chocolateme(f): 7:25pm On Nov 09, 2015
Hmm.. Insatiable miscreant monster.. Now the fu*ker has become the fu*kee. But babe are u from Obiakpo LGA River State?
I like what you did to him. U should have used Sellotape to tie and wrap both his joystick and egg rolls together like packaged goods. Nonsense. He must be a citizen of Sodom and Gomorrah.

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Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 7:28pm On Nov 09, 2015
A

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Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Dekatron(m): 7:28pm On Nov 09, 2015
Sigh!
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by brownsug(f): 7:31pm On Nov 09, 2015
Marriage.....
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 7:31pm On Nov 09, 2015
IDK if this story is true or not, but the part about sticking "something" up is butt & leaving it there is funnae

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Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 7:33pm On Nov 09, 2015
OP, Quit deceiving your self. Even a newbie on NL will know you're Fake.


Get a Life Bro angry angry angry.

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Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by sinaj(f): 7:34pm On Nov 09, 2015
Diz ur story get as e b

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Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by zizazizu: 7:35pm On Nov 09, 2015
This babe is gangster!

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Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 7:45pm On Nov 09, 2015
rexkexmilan:
OP, Quit deceiving your self. Even a newbie on NL will know you're Fake.


Get a Life Bro angry angry angry.
get ur fu#king self outta dis thread
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 7:48pm On Nov 09, 2015
naughtynaughty:
Any guy that tries dis sh!t wit me all in d name of mumu marriage will smell his own anus. Gud radiance to bad rubbish! Brave woman

You created a thread and now you are replying the same thread with the same moniker, like you are a different person?
It seems you forget to switch to your other moniker before replying with this comment.

Ooops....trolling gone bad.

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Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by khristals(m): 7:48pm On Nov 09, 2015
I was actually getting prepared to watch one of these telenovela series.. but after reading your story, what's the use? grin

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Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by obiorathesubtle: 7:50pm On Nov 09, 2015
WHAT THE FFFFFF....

Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 7:52pm On Nov 09, 2015
Decker:


You created a thread and now you are replying the same thread like you are a different person?

Oops....trolling gone bad.
I didn't write it sir, just felt like sharing it here so I copied it from Stella's blog. Thank u

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Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Berrilite(f): 7:53pm On Nov 09, 2015
Hmmmmm....OP, u still try oooo.
If my husband try that with me, he should get ready to experience what happened in the movie titled "pastors Wife"
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 8:00pm On Nov 09, 2015
naughtynaughty:
I didn't write it sir, just felt like sharing it here so I copied it from Stella's blog. Thank u

Then why didn't you include this in your original post so we would not be misled to think that it was actually your story.

Even when rexkexmilan quoted you, you could have just said that you copied if from another website, instead of replying him in such manner, thereby stamping a bit of truth to his claim that you are indeed a guy, because most ladies I know won't reply a comment in such manner.

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Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by itstpia99: 8:00pm On Nov 09, 2015
Jesus come quickly.

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Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 8:06pm On Nov 09, 2015
Decker:


Then why didn't you include this in your original post so we would not be misled to think that it was actually your story.

Even when rexkexmilan quoted you, you could have just said that you copied if from another website, instead of replying him in such manner, thereby stamping a bit of truth to his claim that you are indeed a guy, because most ladies I know won't reply a comment in such manner.
*sigh* read d first line of d post I wrote 'just felt like sharing dis' dunno hw else 2tel u guys I didn't write it o. Woh bliv anytin u wana bliv

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Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 8:13pm On Nov 09, 2015
naughtynaughty:
*sigh* read d first line of d post I wrote 'just felt like sharing dis' dunno hw else 2tel u guys I didn't write it o. Woh bliv anytin u wana bliv

People also share their own personal stories, don't they?

Mind you, I am not insinuating anything, neither I am accusing you of lying, I am just being objective.

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Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by jamanuka: 8:27pm On Nov 09, 2015
Mehn the lady is gangster..efffing gangster cheesy cheesy grin grin...

The guy deserve am sha
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by sauceEEP(m): 8:30pm On Nov 09, 2015
No source,this story is fake... Am guessing op is another male hiding under a female moniker. Nairaland,se na like this we go dey dey?? undecided
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 8:43pm On Nov 09, 2015
Hmmmmmm,am sensing thingssadsad



op i hope it not what am thinking,if it is then know it only a matter of time since almost all romancelanders have turned e warriors...



cheesy

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Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 8:45pm On Nov 09, 2015
undecided
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 8:46pm On Nov 09, 2015
naughtynaughty:
*sigh* read d first line of d post I wrote 'just felt like sharing dis' dunno hw else 2tel u guys I didn't write it o. Woh bliv anytin u wana bliv
i initially thought the story was your own experience self,what prevented you from adding the source atleast for clarity purpose..


You are making yourself open to suspicion.

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Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 8:48pm On Nov 09, 2015
sauceEEP:
No source,this story is fake... Am guessing op is another male hiding under a female moniker. Nairaland,se na like this we go dey dey?? undecided
www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2015/11/attention-responding-to-sundays.html?m=1
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 8:49pm On Nov 09, 2015
Decker:


People also share their own personal stories, don't they?

Mind you, I am not insinuating anything, neither I am accusing you of lying, I am just being objective.
www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2015/11/attention-responding-to-sundays.html?m=1
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 8:59pm On Nov 09, 2015
Jollyjoy:
i initially thought the story was your own experience self,what prevented you from adding the source atleast for clarity purpose..


You are making yourself open to suspicion.
suspicious abt wat? U guys didint read my first line in d post? Abeg my right stomach is painin me, I cnt shout

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Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by boboLIL(m): 9:53pm On Nov 09, 2015
Ma'am u for light igbo(weed) kip am for wea hin nose de make. He de inhale am...... U bi lioness... Gals .don't allow any guy to reduce u to a slave in the name of love weda in marriage or relationship... Mehn in dah case ,,,fucccccck love

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Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Qualer: 10:20pm On Nov 09, 2015
PunkyVeer:
IDK if this story is true or not, but the part about sticking "something" up is butt & leaving it there is funnae

i know you'll love to try out shiit like that cool bad gyal...
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 10:27pm On Nov 09, 2015
Qualer:


i know you'll love to try out shiit like that cool bad gyal...

Yeah, on you wink Will make sure it's a XXL toy too grin
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Qualer: 10:38pm On Nov 09, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Yeah, on you wink Will make sure it's a XXL toy too grin

grin grin grin babe! are you exploring for diamonds cool

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