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How To Please A Man Or A Woman by Epiphanus20(m): 6:00am On Nov 11, 2015
HOW TO MAKE A MAN
HAPPY:-
> 01. Feed him
> 02. Sleep with him
> 03. Leave him in peace
>04. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
>05. Don't bother him about
his movements
>06. Honor him
> Whats so hard about
that.... ?
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN
HAPPY
It's really not difficult...To
make a
woman
happy; a man only needs to be:
> 01. a friend
> 02. a companion
> 03. a lover
> 04. a brother
> 05. a father
> 06. a master
> 07. a chef
> 08. an electrician
> 09. a carpenter
> 10. a plumber
> 11. a mechanic
> 12. a
decorator
> 13. a stylist
> 14. a sexologist
> 15. a gynaecologist
> 16. a psychologist
> 17. a pest exterminator
> 18. a
psychiatrist
> 19. a healer
> 20. a good listener
> 21. an organiser
> 22. a good father
> 23. very clean
> 24. sympathetic
> 25. athletic
> 26. warm
> 27. attentive
> 28. gallant
> 29. intelligent
> 30. funny
> 31. creative
> 32. tender
> 33. strong
> 34. understanding
> 35. tolerant
> 36. prudent
> 37. ambitious
> 38. capable
> 39. courageous
> 40. determined
> 41. true
> 42. dependable
> 43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> 44. give her compliments
regularly
> 45. love shopping
> 46. be honest
> 47. be very rich
> 48. not stress her out
> 49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
> 50. give her lots of
attention,
> 51. give her lots of time,
especially time
for herself
> 52. give her lots of
space,never
worrying about where she
goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
> 53. Never to forget: > > *
birthdays
> * anniversaries
> * arrangements she makes
Re: How To Please A Man Or A Woman by Elisean(m): 6:05am On Nov 11, 2015
okay
Re: How To Please A Man Or A Woman by pet4ril(f): 6:15am On Nov 11, 2015
Women, always complicated.... Imagine all the things you have to do compared with that of a man...... Anyways, am proud to be one

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Re: How To Please A Man Or A Woman by eyeon(m): 6:42am On Nov 11, 2015
It's a Woman's World.
Re: How To Please A Man Or A Woman by Dahveydson(m): 6:42am On Nov 11, 2015
Crap. Humans are insatiable, you can never please them.
Re: How To Please A Man Or A Woman by Nobody: 6:46am On Nov 11, 2015
The poster above me isn't human
Re: How To Please A Man Or A Woman by Laveda(f): 6:57am On Nov 11, 2015
Dahveydson:
Crap. Humans are insatiable, you can never please them..
Yourself inclusive?
Re: How To Please A Man Or A Woman by Nobody: 6:59am On Nov 11, 2015
Laveda:
Yourself inclusive?

Everyone
Re: How To Please A Man Or A Woman by Dahveydson(m): 7:07am On Nov 11, 2015
Laveda:
Yourself inclusive?

I am human, so yea.
Re: How To Please A Man Or A Woman by Laveda(f): 7:11am On Nov 11, 2015
Dahveydson:


I am human, so yea.
Cool.
Goodmorning.
Re: How To Please A Man Or A Woman by Dahveydson(m): 7:23am On Nov 11, 2015
Laveda:
Cool.
Goodmorning.

Good morning. Hope you're good...
Re: How To Please A Man Or A Woman by Dahveydson(m): 7:23am On Nov 11, 2015
Harbosede02:
The poster above me isn't human

Well done.
Re: How To Please A Man Or A Woman by Epiphanus20(m): 9:09am On Nov 11, 2015
pet4ril:
Women, always complicated.... Imagine all the things you have to do compared with that of a man...... Anyways, am proud to be one
I know you are proud of dominating men,thats why you commented first.
Re: How To Please A Man Or A Woman by Epiphanus20(m): 9:11am On Nov 11, 2015
Dahveydson:
Crap. Humans are insatiable, you can never please them.
You are the only insatiable person i have seen this year.
Re: How To Please A Man Or A Woman by Epiphanus20(m): 9:12am On Nov 11, 2015
Harbosede02:
The poster above me isn't human
Wetin e be?e be goat?
Re: How To Please A Man Or A Woman by Dahveydson(m): 11:53am On Nov 11, 2015
Epiphanus20:
You are the only insatiable person i have seen this year.
Keep deceiving yourself.
Re: How To Please A Man Or A Woman by Laveda(f): 2:04pm On Nov 11, 2015
Dahveydson:


Good morning. Hope you're good...
yeah, sure, I'm good.
Thanks.
Re: How To Please A Man Or A Woman by pet4ril(f): 8:18pm On Nov 11, 2015
Epiphanus20:
I know you are proud of dominating men,thats why you commented first.
tongue tongue tongue
Re: How To Please A Man Or A Woman by Epiphanus20(m): 4:03pm On Nov 12, 2015
pet4ril:
tongue tongue tongue
SORRY
Re: How To Please A Man Or A Woman by Epiphanus20(m): 4:06pm On Nov 12, 2015
Dahveydson:
Keep deceiving yourself.
which one of us is deceiving himself?
Re: How To Please A Man Or A Woman by Nobody: 4:58pm On Nov 12, 2015
You don't need any long rules to please me. Just gimme money

Money

Money

More money

Yea plenty money
Re: How To Please A Man Or A Woman by Epiphanus20(m): 10:05am On Nov 13, 2015
naughtynaughty:
You don't need any long rules to please me. Just gimme money


Money


Money


More money


Yea plenty money
If i give this money,money,money(you must be an ibo girl),will you give me everything i want including the S word?na question i just asked
Re: How To Please A Man Or A Woman by Nobody: 1:34pm On Nov 13, 2015
Epiphanus20:
If i give this money,money,money(you must be an ibo girl),will you give me everything i want including the S word?na question i just asked
wats d S word boo?
Re: How To Please A Man Or A Woman by Nobody: 2:09pm On Nov 13, 2015
women tho...complicated

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