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SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by oatzeal(m): 1:51pm On Nov 11, 2015
SOURCE: http://www.nairanaijanews.com/2015/11/see-photos-10-kissing-styles-women-hate.html



“The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.” That being said, women (and men too) tend to hold on to the memory of a kiss for a lifetime. Plus, a single kiss has the power to make or break a connection.

NairaNaijaNews.Com did a bit of research and found which kissing styles are a complete turn­-off. The above slideshow includes them all — and if you want some extra explanation, check out the following:

1. Too Much Tongue



One of the biggest things is to not use too much tongue or too much force. You know what these are? Deal breakers. Too much tongue makes us want to throw up.


2. Nothing But Pecks


On the contrary, it’s a bit boring if you never use your tongue. Getting pecked over and over again, without any deepening of the kiss, gets extremely annoying.


3. Suffocating Smooches

Have you ever kissed someone who never seemed to want to come up for air? Great kisses are supposed to leave you breathless, but we don’t think that implies feeling as if we are drowning.

Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by oatzeal(m): 1:51pm On Nov 11, 2015
4. P*rn Tongue



Yeah, don’t do that. Remember that the majority of porn is made to turn men on. If you’re not sure how to use your tongue, ask what she wants. Let her show you, rather than assuming she wants to recreate the p*rn scene you’ve seen 100 times.

5. Dead Fish Lips



This is where the person just opens their mouth like a fish and does nothing else: no tongue, no lip pressure or movement–nothing. So boring and so gross. One episode of dead fish lips, and you’re likely to lose your hot catch forever.


6. The Vacuum


Think of having a hand-­held vacuum and sticking your lips on it. This kind of kiss feels like the person is trying to suck out all the air from your mouth. Totally not sexy, not sensual, just plain horrible.

7. The Biter

Sure, the occasional lip bite may be sexy, but if it feels like you’re trying to eat our face, we won’t be leaning in for any more kisses.

Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by oatzeal(m): 1:51pm On Nov 11, 2015
8. The Lizard


You’ve probably come across this one in your lifetime. It’s where the person’s tongue shoots in and out of your mouth rapidly, like a lizard searching for food.


9. Too Wet

You know that feeling when spit is left all over your mouth after you kiss someone? When you have to wipe off your mouth and chin afterwards? It seriously feels as if we just stood in front of a sprinkler. And fellas, that’s not the kind of wet we’re looking for.


10. Sloppy Kiss


Kisses that are sloppy are pretty self­-explanatory. You know what we mean, right? Focus and slowness is the key! We don’t like when you try to fit the entire bottom half of our face into your mouth. Sloppy kisses give us the shivers

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Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by libertyfather(m): 1:56pm On Nov 11, 2015
Foto?
Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by Estharfabian(f): 1:59pm On Nov 11, 2015
Nigerian Guys Are TERRIBLE kissers...undecided They'd practically wanna swallow Your face..."grin" not cool...undecided
*****And kissing would always look like "HeaD fights"....angry

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Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by ojingbe(m): 2:05pm On Nov 11, 2015
I was here. Here in Dubai you will b arrested for making such mistakes

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Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by oatzeal(m): 2:06pm On Nov 11, 2015
cc lalasticlala
Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by northvietnam(m): 2:11pm On Nov 11, 2015
I hate that lizard stuff(number 8 ) honestly, the worst thing is if u tell the girl to stop, she will feel insulted and its gonna break her mood. number 9 makes me feel like throwing up.. good kiss gives u a bright smile when ever u do flash back Tinz.......
Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by Laveda(f): 2:16pm On Nov 11, 2015
Estharfabian:
Nigerian Guys Are TERRIBLE kissers...undecided They'd practically wanna swallow Your face..."grin" And kissing would always look like "HeaD fights"....angry
They suck real bad. . . undecided
Some would even wanna bite your lips for you undecided grin
Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by northvietnam(m): 2:18pm On Nov 11, 2015
Laveda:
They suck real bad. . . undecided
Some would even wanna bite your lips for you undecided grin
. habaaaa E don do naaaaah. ladies nkoo
Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by Estharfabian(f): 2:24pm On Nov 11, 2015
Laveda:
They suck real bad. . . undecided
Some would even wanna bite your lips for you undecided grin
"grin" You got that right! embarassed they suck reall bad!

And they'll be the one Making incessant noise...Ask 'em "What are Ur hobbies?" You'd hear them say "Kissing'' ...comman do the kiss nah..It's WorldTongueWar2...Smh! angry

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Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by Nobody: 2:24pm On Nov 11, 2015
The Lizard:- You’ve probably come across this one in
your lifetime. It’s where the person’s
tongue shoots in and out of your mouth
rapidly, like a lizard searching for food.











gosh i hate this one like craaaaay grin

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Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by Nobody: 2:26pm On Nov 11, 2015
Estharfabian:
"grin" You got that right! embarassed they suck reall bad!

And they'll be the one Making incessant noise...Ask 'em "What are Ur hobbies?" You'd hear them say "Kissing'' ...comman do the kiss nah..It's WorldTongueWar2...Smh! angry
lmao.that was too funny,but true. grin
Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by Laveda(f): 2:29pm On Nov 11, 2015
Estharfabian:
"grin" You got that right! embarassed they suck reall bad!

And they'll be the one Making incessant noise...Ask 'em "What are Ur hobbies?" You'd hear them say "Kissing'' ...comman do the kiss nah..It's WorldTongueWar2...Smh! angry
grin grin
They be like " Bae your lips looks soo sexy, can I kiss em"? undecided
And when its time. . They can even chew your lips undecided .. . Exactly. . WorldTongueWar2 grin
Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by Nobody: 2:31pm On Nov 11, 2015
What some women do with their mouths nowadays has made me vow.... no kissing before marriage... not even a peck.

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Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by DiegoNakel(m): 2:31pm On Nov 11, 2015
Uhmm.
Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by Laveda(f): 2:33pm On Nov 11, 2015
northvietnam:
. habaaaa E don do naaaaah. ladies nkoo
you're one of them? undecided

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Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by Estharfabian(f): 2:34pm On Nov 11, 2015
quiinnBee:
lmao.that was too funny,but true. grin
cry itaff taya me nah..undecided
LoL! "grin" my own is they should stop claiming they're good kissers..wink
Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by Estharfabian(f): 2:35pm On Nov 11, 2015
Laveda:
grin grin
They be like " Bae your lips looks soo sexy, can I kiss em"? undecided
And when its time. . They can even chew your lips undecided .. . Exactly. . WorldTongueWar2 grin
Lwkmd! "grin" Lmfao...

Chew my lips? angry me I'll chew my own back o...embarassed
Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by GoldenJAT(m): 2:36pm On Nov 11, 2015
Estharfabian:
Nigerian Guys Are TERRIBLE kissers...undecided They'd practically wanna swallow Your face..."grin" not cool...undecided
*****And kissing would always look like "HeaD fights"....angry
u go done kiss many of us then o!!!!!! DE wash ur dirty linen 4 public

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Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by misspicy(f): 2:36pm On Nov 11, 2015
eeeewwww
Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by Estharfabian(f): 2:38pm On Nov 11, 2015
GoldenJAT:
u go done kiss many of us then o!!!!!! DE wash ur dirty linen 4 public
What's dirty bout Kissing abeg? undecided
LoL! Nigerians and Hypocrisy!! shocked

Lemme even gist You...I started kissing People At age 2...undecided I'm A pro..cool

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Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by Laveda(f): 2:38pm On Nov 11, 2015
Estharfabian:
Lwkmd! "grin" Lmfao...

Chew my lips? angry me I'll chew my own back o...embarassed
grin grin
Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by Nobody: 2:41pm On Nov 11, 2015
Estharfabian:
cry itaff taya me nah..undecided

LoL! "grin" my own is they should stop claiming they're good kissers..wink
when they dont even meet up yeahh grin
Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by bigeagleeye(m): 2:48pm On Nov 11, 2015
@Op, thanks for this!
But then we will need to see or learn the 10 that are acceptable!
Before @quiinnBee, @Laveda and all get finally fed up and ban us from kissing forever!

#protectingmyconstituency
Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by AfricanApple(f): 2:53pm On Nov 11, 2015
Estharfabian:
Nigerian Guys Are TERRIBLE kissers...undecided They'd practically wanna swallow Your face..."grin" not cool...undecided
*****And kissing would always look like "HeaD fights"....angry
don't tell me you have kissed virtually all the Nigerian guys in nigeria undecided

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Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by Laveda(f): 2:55pm On Nov 11, 2015
bigeagleeye:
@Op, thanks for this!
But then we will need to see or learn the 10 that are acceptable!
Before @quiinnBee, @Laveda and all get finally fed up and ban us from kissing forever!

#protectingmyconstituency
grin grin grin
Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by Nobody: 2:58pm On Nov 11, 2015
Some pple wie juxt pour der whole saliva insyd ur mouth all in d name of kissing. Hian!
Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by obiorathesubtle: 3:05pm On Nov 11, 2015
Estharfabian:
Nigerian Guys Are TERRIBLE kissers...undecided They'd practically wanna swallow Your face..."grin" not cool...undecided
*****And kissing would always look like "HeaD fights"....angry
undecided nawao. You need to add this experience to your CV. How many people have violated your mouth with terrible kissing styles?
Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by northvietnam(m): 3:11pm On Nov 11, 2015
Laveda:
you're one of them? undecided
. the worst thing about ladies is that they complain like PDP. we guys , even when the going is not entertaining we just maintain till the end . make I check ur pic see if she even fine sef
Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by GoldenJAT(m): 3:14pm On Nov 11, 2015
Estharfabian:
What's dirty bout Kissing abeg? undecided
LoL! Nigerians and Hypocrisy!! shocked

Lemme even gist You...I started kissing People At age 2...undecided I'm A pro..cool
no try confuse me Jare!!!! Na d real kissing we DE talk of here.
Re: SEE PHOTOS: 10 Kissing Styles Women Hate by northvietnam(m): 3:16pm On Nov 11, 2015
Laveda:
you're one of them? undecided
. I bet you are not more than 23 ,smilessssssss so at this your tender age you can differentiate good and bad kiss abi , hmmmmmmmmm

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