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5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by misspicy(f): 10:04am On Nov 18, 2015 |
I know some people will look at the Topic of this thread with their mouth open like WTF well as a domesticated lady that i am i have had contact with rearing and slaughtering of livestocks for festive seasons like christmas since I was a kid ....in view of this I have had the opportunity to study the way of life of few livestocks especially when christmas is around the corner like now....it still suprises me and I keep wondering if this livestocks have a premolition about bad eg the end of their lives for human satisfaction Below is a few characteristics livestocks display especially when christmas is around the corner..... 1) They become extremely stubborn : i usually have my mouth agape when i see some christmas goats and chicken starts misbehaving once its November,we usually starts rearing the goats immediately after the last christmas and the hybrid chickens 6 months before christmas.....this livestocks are normally calm before festive season but once festive season come around they start defying order eg order to eat when given feed etc. 2) they become extremely gentle : some very active livestock become docile and one begin to wonder if they were sick or have caught a flu.... you see them drooling around the compund,well that one no mean say we no go kill them chop 3) they fall sick : some livestock think they are wise,you will see them fall ill all of a sudden as if its a signal from above,inshort if care is not taken some of them will start dying....my people no cause for alarm just invite a vetenary doctor to check them and feed then drugs and energizer they will bounce back to life .....we must chop meat now 4) they try to run away : one very active goat we had last year a male goat (busuru ) those types with long goatee tried to run away on christmas eve,i have been the one feeding this goat all along,can you imagine my horror when I couldn't see it on christmas eve morning,I had to organise search parties to look for this goat...thank God we found it,we still slaughtered it in the evening 5) they become unusually active : i am usually perplexed whenever this set of livestocks start their drama,it looks as if they are happy to die for human satisfaction,they start to feed well,bleet loud,the chickens morning crow sounds louder and even the turkeys won't stop gobblining add yours.......... only people who rear and have experience with livestocks for festivity will understand this post.........all in all it is good to be observant of livestocks around us because they provide most Nigerians main source of protein cc lalasticlala farano 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by benedictnsi(m): 10:06am On Nov 18, 2015 |
some female goats go come born for 1st week of December so that you go pity the pikin no kill am Na d prostitute goats d do dah one 7 Likes |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by Nobody: 10:09am On Nov 18, 2015 |
can't believe this!!! For REAL!!!!!!!! We now discussing livestock! Ontop romance?? 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by Brytawon(m): 10:10am On Nov 18, 2015 |
6. They begin to share awuf to every slaughterer that shines Ego. |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by Nobody: 10:10am On Nov 18, 2015 |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by misspicy(f): 10:11am On Nov 18, 2015 |
stupidity:read the first paragraph |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by rheether(f): 10:14am On Nov 18, 2015 |
All of a sudden,they stop getting fatter. |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by Nobody: 10:17am On Nov 18, 2015 |
They go on exile |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by vizkiz: 10:18am On Nov 18, 2015 |
Boring!!!! |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by misspicy(f): 10:21am On Nov 18, 2015 |
benedictnsi:kikikiki ...goat sef get prostitutes rotfl |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by misspicy(f): 10:24am On Nov 18, 2015 |
rheether:this set of livestock are very wicked 1 Like |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by Nobody: 10:24am On Nov 18, 2015 |
misspicy:misspicy!!!! I know you can spice chicken very well, where you at?? Love to pay u a visit this xmax. This chicken matter wey you carry come nairaland, I wan carry the matter come your house. |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by Nobody: 10:29am On Nov 18, 2015 |
lol @ #4. I can read between the lines |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by Nobody: 10:29am On Nov 18, 2015 |
stupidity:I bet if you see her face, you'll swear never to eat anything that comes from her #disgusting |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by Nobody: 10:29am On Nov 18, 2015 |
rheether:damn, 2 cuties@profile pix. Why the red outfits? Abi una dey work for Ayelala fraternity? |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by misspicy(f): 10:30am On Nov 18, 2015 |
stupidity:oh you wan chop chicken pm me |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by Nobody: 10:32am On Nov 18, 2015 |
STFUareyouGod:actually am interested in the chick, not the chicken. Gonking# |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by donsharwama(m): 10:32am On Nov 18, 2015 |
END TIME OP |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by Nobody: 10:34am On Nov 18, 2015 |
stupidity:trust me, the chicken would be better than the chick. You'd be more impressed with the chicken than the chick |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by misspicy(f): 10:35am On Nov 18, 2015 |
donsharwama:end time commenter |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by obiorathesubtle: 10:36am On Nov 18, 2015 |
hmmm. I guess I'm the only one who hasn't felt this christmas spirit for a long time |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by misspicy(f): 10:38am On Nov 18, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle:try and feel it dear....if u giveup on everything don't give up on christmas....its christ's birthday you know |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by babygoat: 10:40am On Nov 18, 2015 |
end time livestock |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by obiorathesubtle: 10:42am On Nov 18, 2015 |
misspicy:I know, but there's always badluck. Like sickness or sth. I haven't enjoyed xmas in years. Anyway. I'm happy you're this excited about christmas |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by Nobody: 10:47am On Nov 18, 2015 |
STFUareyouGod:lol, if that's the case, I will chop the chicken and manage the chick. |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by Nobody: 10:51am On Nov 18, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle:seriously I don't know the hype about xmax. Its just like any other day to me. The excitement of having a pvssy spread wide open on my bed zeros christmas excitement. |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by Nobody: 10:53am On Nov 18, 2015 |
stupidity:get your flagil ready |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by misspicy(f): 10:53am On Nov 18, 2015 |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by obiorathesubtle: 11:01am On Nov 18, 2015 |
stupidity:GBAM!! Bet, you like fÚck sha ooo. Chai! |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by Nobody: 11:04am On Nov 18, 2015 |
stupidity:[email] This is stupidity!! [/email] |
Re: 5 Characteristics Displayed By Livestocks That Will Be Slaughtered For Christmas by Nobody: 11:05am On Nov 18, 2015 |
Spicy you are funny.... |
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