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| Helpful Diet Tips by Nobody: 5:11pm On Nov 02, 2005 |
Helpful Diet Tips If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out. If you eat standing up, it doesn't count! If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count. Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage cause calorie leakage. Food used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes: any chocolate used for energy, brandy, cheesecake, and Haagen-Daaz Ice Cream. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount. Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because they are a part of the entertainment experience and not part of one's personal fuel. This includes: Milk Duds, popcorn with butter, Junior Mints and Snickers. |
| Re: Helpful Diet Tips by WesleyanA(f): 1:17am On Nov 03, 2005 |
oh i like it  . too bad i don't have anorexic friends  |
| Re: Helpful Diet Tips by jenny247(f): 12:27pm On Nov 03, 2005 |
Wow  i never knew all this before! thanks for the tips |
| Re: Helpful Diet Tips by Oracle(m): 12:28am On Nov 04, 2005 |
what a DISCOVERY |
| Re: Helpful Diet Tips by Rolly: 7:32pm On Nov 07, 2005 |
yeah right! |
| Re: Helpful Diet Tips by fabian(f): 2:06pm On Nov 08, 2005 |
hahaha! Very funny ariba! |
| Re: Helpful Diet Tips by Nobody: 4:10pm On Nov 10, 2005 |
are u gonna go with my tips.... |
| Re: Helpful Diet Tips by fabian(f): 4:14pm On Nov 10, 2005 |
Hell naw! |
| Re: Helpful Diet Tips by clemcykul(f): 10:01am On Apr 16, 2008 |
say yeah please |
| Re: Helpful Diet Tips by tytylayor: 2:31pm On Apr 16, 2008 |
good diet tips  |
| Re: Helpful Diet Tips by tufe(m): 2:46pm On Apr 16, 2008 |
yeah, good ones there  |
| Re: Helpful Diet Tips by toygod2: 4:03am On Jul 23, 2012 |
Moved to food section |
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