richidinho:
So a man dies, goes to Heaven, and sees St. Peter. There are many clocks surrounding him so the man asks, "What are these clocks for?" St. Peter replies, "These are lie clocks, they tick once for every lie you tell. Here we have Mother Teresa's clock. She has never lied so the clock has not moved. Honest Abe has only lied twice in his life, so it has only ticked twice." The man then asks, "So where is APC'S clock?" St. Peter replies, "Oh, that is in Angel Gabriel' office, he is using it as a ceiling fan!

excel101:
. Are you from outside d country. Cos if u really live here in 9ja, its expected dat u should av known dat APC lied their way in2 leadership, e.g. Under 2months we will finish up BH * there's nothing like subsidy, but Buhari is paying it * corruption Allegations against Gej administration, till date nobody has been held responsible * one dollar to #1 , we're still waiting for it * #5k social security. All their campaign promises are lies. What else do u want to here so as to know who to believe?

tempex88:
1. BudgIT should show us the acknowledged copy of their letter to the SGF.
2. Complete copy of the response of the SGF.

I don't know y it is just letterhead and snapshots they are providing. what are they hiding?

richidinho:
So a man dies, goes to Heaven, and sees St. Peter. There are many clocks surrounding him so the man asks, "What are these clocks for?" St. Peter replies, "These are lie clocks, they tick once for every lie you tell. Here we have Mother Teresa's clock. She has never lied so the clock has not moved. Honest Abe has only lied twice in his life, so it has only ticked twice." The man then asks, "So where is APC'S clock?" St. Peter replies, "Oh, that is in Angel Gabriel' office, he is using it as a ceiling fan!

francizy:




Dearp_reye, Kodd_ed, Severus_snape, Kabon_inc, Mizm_ycoli, firef$ire, ano*nimi, MzP#ecs, etc, abegi make una come see comment...

richidinho:
So a man dies, goes to Heaven, and sees St. Peter. There are many clocks surrounding him so the man asks, "What are these clocks for?" St. Peter replies, "These are lie clocks, they tick once for every lie you tell. Here we have Mother Teresa's clock. She has never lied so the clock has not moved. Honest Abe has only lied twice in his life, so it has only ticked twice." The man then asks, "So where is APC'S clock?" St. Peter replies, "Oh, that is in Angel Gabriel' office, he is using it as a ceiling fan!

richidinho:
So a man dies, goes to Heaven, and sees St. Peter. There are many clocks surrounding him so the man asks, "What are these clocks for?" St. Peter replies, "These are lie clocks, they tick once for every lie you tell. Here we have Mother Teresa's clock. She has never lied so the clock has not moved. Honest Abe has only lied twice in his life, so it has only ticked twice." The man then asks, "So where is APC'S clock?" St. Peter replies, "Oh, that is in Angel Gabriel' office, he is using it as a ceiling fan!

Kikikikikiki

APC can lie for Africa

francizy:




Dearpreye, Kodded, Severussnape, Kaboninc, Mizmycoli, firefire, anonimi, MzPecs, etc, abegi make una come see comment...

I don laugh tire for here! .

I don't think APC can actually go a day without lying!]

loomer:
Who we wan believe now?

MzPecs:

I don laugh tire for here! .

I don't think APC can actually go a day without lying!]

SeverusSnape:

Chai!... I don laugh tire.
"ceiling fan"??
Lie Mohammed should have his own clock o

tafrica:
Following Elrufai's claim that GEJ spent billions on independene day celebration, a civic tech organisation called BudgIT Nigeria wrote to SGF office to inquire about the truth of ElRufai's allegation. Here is the official response from SGF office as posted by @BudgITng.

Have your say about El-Rufai and propaganda in our polity especially by the ruling party. How do they earn our trust when they feed us with lies everyday.
This is elrufai's Oct1 post about the allegation.

omooba969:


Now this is what they want to achieve, to set confusion on the mind of the masses so you don't understand what's going on, not believing either side thereby leaving you in limbo.

It is called poli-tricking.

tempex88:
1. BudgIT should show us the acknowledged copy of their letter to the SGF.
2. Complete copy of the response of the SGF.

I don't know y it is just letterhead and snapshots they are providing. what are they hiding?

tempex88:
1. BudgIT should show us the acknowledged copy of their letter to the SGF.
2. Complete copy of the response of the SGF.

I don't know y it is just letterhead and snapshots they are providing. what are they hiding?

tempex88:
1. BudgIT should show us the acknowledged copy of their letter to the SGF.
2. Complete copy of the response of the SGF.

I don't know y it is just letterhead and snapshots they are providing. what are they hiding?

nobeku:
EEJIT.. Presidential leadership is all about Oct 1st spending.. You are disgrace to your harem...DO you have brains at all? Did you see de crappy document budgIT shamelessly and effortlessly displayed? Nairaland is full of uncerebral young men and their young women are fuuucked.. Even literally..

itsMrIke:
So we are to believe no money was released for the 2011 Independence day celebration? Really?? As in no money at all No shishi

Gerara hia mehn!!!

AlexLoba001:

GOD BLESS YOU.

richidinho:
So a man dies, goes to Heaven, and sees St. Peter. There are many clocks surrounding him so the man asks, "What are these clocks for?" St. Peter replies, "These are lie clocks, they tick once for every lie you tell. Here we have Mother Teresa's clock. She has never lied so the clock has not moved. Honest Abe has only lied twice in his life, so it has only ticked twice." The man then asks, "So where is APC'S clock?" St. Peter replies, "Oh, that is in Angel Gabriel' office, he is using it as a ceiling fan!

tafrica:
Following Elrufai's claim that GEJ spent billions on independene day celebration, a civic tech organisation called BudgIT Nigeria wrote to SGF office to inquire about the truth of ElRufai's allegation. Here is the official response from SGF office as posted by @BudgITng.

Have your say about El-Rufai and propaganda in our polity especially by the ruling party. How do they earn our trust when they feed us with lies everyday.
This is elrufai's Oct1 post about the allegation.

There were indications on Monday that the House of Representatives had begun a probe into the N10bn budget proposed by the presidency for ceremonies marking Nigeria’s 50th independence anniversary.

Budget Jump for Nigeria @50:Yar’adua - N62 million - Jonathan : N10 billion
Written by Abdul-Rahman Abubakar, Turaki A. Hassan & Francis Okeke
Wednesday, 16 June 2010 05:31

The Federal Government’s 2010 budget proposals submitted by the late President Umaru Musa Yar’adua to the National Assembly last November proposed to spend only N62 million to celebrate this country’s 50th Independence anniversary in October but President Goodluck Jonathan’s administration later hiked it to N10 billion, Daily Trust’s checks revealed. The N10 billion proposal is contained in the 2010 Supplementary Budget proposals sent to the National Assembly by President Jonathan two weeks ago.

In the original 2010 budget proposal, N7.4 million was requested for the Information and Communication Ministry to celebrate Independence Day, while N52 million was requested for the Interior Ministry and another N2.9 million was voted for the Police Affairs Ministry.
Yar’adua did not plan a lavish 50th anniversary as there were no budget provisions for the Presidency, the office of the Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF) or any other ministries that are now to spend billions of naira for the October party .

Yeah back to the matter on ground. Late President Yar'Adua had budgeted N62Million for the 50th independence celebrations before his demise and right after his death, President Goodluck Jonathan who then was his vice hiked the budget to N10 Billion. Like that wasn't enough, he now gave every Nigerian a stupid breakdown of how the 10billion would be spent.

chrisxxx:

I have no doubt in my mind that your subscription has expired. I mean you are yet to pay your brain bill. Or could it be u r one of those suffering from cranium rectum inversion? I am belittling myself by this reply but just to give a modicum of advice, you are a pauper in manner and should not be found in any forum where respect and decorum are the order of the place.

chrisxxx:

I have no doubt in my mind that your subscription has expired. I mean you are yet to pay your brain bill. Or could it be u r one of those suffering from cranium rectum inversion? I am belittling myself by this reply but just to give a modicum of advice, you are a pauper in manner and should not be found in any forum where respect and decorum are the order of the place.