End time Op, and wasted generation.

gosh not again?

what qualifies as nagging, exactly?

a lot of nlers do nag with their repeat topics all the time.

none

remember007:
i wasnt here

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Laffing my punky arse out

Monalisa185:
lwkmf..... @ no2... wtf? you dey church? abi na bible verses him dey quote give you ni!

Abi oooo. I cant stomach such nonsense walahi. Freedom in love making is vital. Talking dirty add 2 d fun.

iamrealdeji:
my dear Ebyoma,you have to let everyone know what you say when I'm making love to you. This is what you say:
Hitherto,thou shalt pull out your moses staff from my hollow water blessed soft rock but further thrust until the Lord bless me with the heavenly feelings

ROTFL!!!
You no see me

ROTF!
"Hasten unto me, come unto me faster

Harken to my pleas of advanced excitement"



WTH wrote this, you are sure damn funny.

ROTF!
"Hasten unto me, come unto me faster

Harken to my pleas of advanced excitement"



WTH wrote this, you are sure damn funny.
Lanicky come and see. Suggest ya own words for dat day when we dig it.

faith551:
Cum onto me would have been more spiritual, yeye ppl

Lolz!

Nawa oo well I don't see anytin wrong inmy wife telling me harder or don't stop baby and so on...

ebyoma:
Lmao!
I think a xtian should go with the latter.
Or say something like;
Oh My G, yes Lord, I receive it, more, speak to me, yessss and when she reaches orgasm she should scream chisoooss!
Not bad!
.
.
.
God help us!

End time screaming

fados4sure:
End time screaming

franklingud:
ROTF!
"Hasten unto me, come unto me faster

Harken to my pleas of advanced excitement"



WTH wrote this, you are sure damn funny.
Lanicky come and see. Suggest ya own words for dat day when we dig it.

Hehehehehe...

God is watching you all in 3D
End time OP

ebyoma:
Lmao!
I think a xtian should go with the latter.
Or say something like;
Oh My G, yes Lord, I receive it, more, speak to me, yessss and when she reaches orgasm she should scream chisoooss!
Not bad!
.
.
.
God help us!

ebyoma ebyoma...... Rememba say ur pastor dey Nairaland oo

ebyoma:
Lmao!
I think a xtian should go with the latter.
Or say something like;
Oh My G, yes Lord, I receive it, more, speak to me, yessss and when she reaches orgasm she should scream chisoooss!
Not bad!
.
.
.
God help us!

ebyoma ebyoma...... Rememba say ur pastor dey Nairaland oo

jabojafa:
ebyoma ebyoma...... Rememba say ur pastor dey Nairaland oo

Lol... I doubt it

believe me there is no where u could make love in silence,

there must be some sound, depending on the people involve,

mostly the women makes majority the noise, I remember one girl I use to date then,

each time we make
love, she will have to make so much noise that I will be covering her mouth with pillow or with my hands,

most women including you are guilty of this reality.

ebyoma:



Lol... I doubt it

i will tell him....

jabojafa:
i will tell him....

He won't believe you Besides I've done nothing wrong!

ebyoma:

He won't believe you
Besides I've done nothing wrong!

how come u his choir mistress knows so much abt dt song dt only married ppl shd?

jabojafa:
how come u his choir mistress knows so much abt dt song dt only married ppl shd?

kikikikikiki... no kill me with laugh abeg...
FYI, I was only preaching the gospel nothing more.

ebyoma:

kikikikikiki... no kill me with laugh abeg...
FYI, I was only preaching the gospel nothing more.

Hmm.. Gospel.. I get it. That moment u hear

Oh my gawd, oh my gaawwdd.. Urrghhh.. Sweet jhissuss, moree of youu, fill me up fullyy, cum unto mee..

I no fit shout oooo

ebyoma:
Lmao!
I think a xtian should go with the latter.
Or say something like;
Oh My G, yes Lord, I receive it, more, speak to me, yessss and when she reaches orgasm she should scream chisoooss!
Not bad!
.
.
.
God help us!

Hhahhahh seriously your judgement will last two weeks in heaven

Olufemiolaolu:
Abi oooo. I cant stomach such nonsense walahi. Freedom in love making is vital. Talking dirty add 2 d fun.

lol...spot on

Mdr!!!

Energy- Time

Sodomic phuck! If the guy sabi knack well well, vowel sound go hrd di babe sef! U go deh hear,'psssssssssssssssSssssSsssssss, sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, sttttttttttttttttttttttttt,yssssssssssssssssssssss, kggggggghhhhhhhhhhhrrrggggggghhhhhh, the only sentence weh u go hear Na, " my womb has shifted!!!

Richy4:

Hhahhahh seriously your judgement will last two weeks in heaven

I would have repented by then

Djboosting:


Hmm.. Gospel.. I get it. That moment u hear

Oh my gawd, oh my gaawwdd.. Urrghhh.. Sweet jhissuss, moree of youu, fill me up fullyy, cum unto mee..

This is a much better ringtone, trust me.... it's heavenly