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Re: Funny: Thank God I am a guy! (photo) by Eldorado01(m): 11:45am On Dec 01, 2015
he slept for 10 hours..... 1hour each at each friends place.... and left his shadow at the other 2's place
Re: Funny: Thank God I am a guy! (photo) by pojophilius(m): 1:17pm On Dec 01, 2015
ShayGirl:
Lol..Guys covering up for themselves since the 18th century... grin grin grin grin
i was born in the 17th century,,so,wassup?
Re: Funny: Thank God I am a guy! (photo) by timexkaka: 3:39pm On Dec 01, 2015
cutieviva69:



Abi ooo my dear....tmrw dey ll comman blast girls and call girls d biggest liars in planet sheen #iranu#
Planet sheen grin grin lol
Re: Funny: Thank God I am a guy! (photo) by MrCork: 3:42pm On Dec 01, 2015
martinlooter:
Imagine this scenario and know the difference between us guys and chics


....wot kinda joke Iz this?... enugu joke?..bro we dont gerrrrit mennn! undecided
Re: Funny: Thank God I am a guy! (photo) by ShayGirl(f): 8:15pm On Dec 02, 2015
pojophilius:
i was born in the 17th century,,so,wassup?
lol. 17th century indeed! Am kul anyway. hpe u r gud?
Re: Funny: Thank God I am a guy! (photo) by ShayGirl(f): 8:27pm On Dec 02, 2015
devonpaul:

Sheunnnnnnnn... Pls send me ur number asap
dear, ill send a message to u on whatsapp, i gues i still hv ur contact
Re: Funny: Thank God I am a guy! (photo) by devonpaul(m): 8:30pm On Dec 02, 2015
ShayGirl:
dear, ill send a message to u on whatsapp, i gues i still hv ur contact
Pls do o.. Iyafff miss u scarra
Re: Funny: Thank God I am a guy! (photo) by pojophilius(m): 10:09pm On Dec 02, 2015
ShayGirl:
lol. 17th century indeed! Am kul anyway. hpe u r gud?
,,,,,im cool as ice
Re: Funny: Thank God I am a guy! (photo) by kokoA(m): 11:33pm On Dec 02, 2015
Lol.. I just remembered one incident back in school.

Bae was helping me arrange my room and found a packet of condoms under my matteras. Well, I had one 100level confused smally who was always coming to offer me free straf every now and then without Bae's knowledge grin

Bae: kokoA!

KokoA: what?!

Bae: **serious anger** what is this thing doing under your bed?

Walahi! Nigeria be me like Congo at that moment shocked I was thinking of 1 million things at thesame time. Cha! How on earth could I have f'edUp like this?! Well, if you be God pikin, you no go ever face disgrace grin A house mate of mine whom we all knew as a confirmed womanizer just opened my door in his usual mannerless style without knowing what was going on..

House mate: Guy! Guy! Abeg I wan...

KokoA: (cuts in).. I don tell you make you no dey bring woman come my room again you no dey hear! Abeg carry your CD comot from here! Akwuna!

House mate: abeg no vex, na wetin I come collect sef.

grin grin

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Re: Funny: Thank God I am a guy! (photo) by martinlooter(m): 8:48pm On Dec 03, 2015
All them ladies hating on the brothers cos they can't live up to our standards. Big up to all them niggaz in da hauz!!!
Keeping it real always

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