I met this girl in a feeling station. She actually came looking for a job as an attendant. She claimed to be the one responsible for the upkeep of herself and her younger sibling, so she's desperately in need of a job.
The problem is she's doing a Per Time programme in a polytechnic and she'd want to go school steadily. This didn't go down well with the manager but as the saying goes in Yoruba "oju lo n roju saanu", I helped her plead with the manager and she was allowed on the condition that she'll always report for work daily.
To cut the long story short, she didn't live up to her promises and was eventually laid off. But before then she skillfully collected my number and that's where I'm really going on this story.
I got her "waddup" some days ago (I got to know she's the one from her DP) and we started chatting. Very harmless chat from the beginning ooo until yesterday(December 1).
The chat goes thus:
Her:Hullo Handsome

Me:Howdy beautiful

Her :stop deceiving me jooor,I know I'm not beautiful.

Me:who is deceiving you? I'm sure you just want me to say it again abi

Her:Nooni

Me:What's nooni?

Her:ok oooo

Me:aii, so how's school?

Her:abeg leave school alone jooor.

Me:why?

Her:awon gfs yin nko(how are your gfs)

Me:see oooo, is that the reply to my question?

Her:let's play three questions and you'd have to tell me the truth and I'd also do same here.

Me:ok

Her: oya start

Me:you start nah as nah you know what three questions is all about.

Her:just ask any questions

Me:just start

Her:ok ooo, when was the last time you had sex?

Me:which kain question be that?

Her:you've got to answer because you agreed and that's your first question. My answer is the type of question I'm interested in.

Me:see oooo,

Her :just answer or I just got to know you're not a man of your word.

Me:Chai, OK, October.

Her: What do you enjoy most in a lady before/during sex?

Me: What are you driving at?

Her: that's your second question, I'm just trying to know you more.

Me:Hahaha, lwkmd. Know me more or know more about my sex life?

Her:anything you say.

Me: okiez, let's just forget the three questions. Keep asking

Her:nope, your question is over and I got one question to go.

Me: ojoro of the highest order but I concur. Ask on

Her:What do you like about me?

Me: hahaha , I can't remember ever saying that oooo

Her: ehen, so you're saying you don't like me abi

Me: sorry bae, your 3 questions is over.

Her:aaargh, let's just keep chatting then.

Me:that's what we're doing abi nah sexting we been dey do ni

Her:ok, is that what you want?

Me:Mehn, you're too blunt. Gosh

Her:like you don't like it

Me:jeez, you're really something

Her:hmmm, the truth is I sort of really like you. I don't want to use love cos I don't really know you but the truth

Eh hen....

End time chat. Op,she was wants to get laid d second time,after she was laid off at work.
Shine ur eye

Somebody is about to be friendzoned

If you no fÙck this girl. You be fool!

Ok

Tell her you are a virgin and mean it

IamBae:

hello, it's me, I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet.

obiorathesubtle:
hello, it's me, I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet.

Meet and go over what?

KashyBaby:
Eh hen....

dis one is already salivating...endtime gals everywhere.

so what happened next ? or you need advice as regards to that..

IamBae:

Meet and go over what?

to go over everything na. They say time's supposed to heal, but ah aint done much healing.

Op, what exactly do you need advice on?

Mhizkel:
Op, what exactly do you need advice on?

Still on it maam

Gimme her contact i knw wot she wnts

obiorathesubtle:
to go over everything na. They say time's supposed to heal, but ah aint done much healing.

I dunno the lyrics o

IamBae:

I dunno the lyrics o

ko si wahala


Fine geh, what's the 411 na?

obiorathesubtle:
ko si wahala

Fine geh, what's the 411 na?

Waah?