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Love In Mental Hospital by Remii(m): 12:47am On May 31, 2009 |
Love in mental hospital Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. LOVE Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead. Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?" |
Re: Love In Mental Hospital by xammy(m): 6:25am On May 31, 2009 |
are u new here |
Re: Love In Mental Hospital by patkelly(f): 9:47am On May 31, 2009 |
does it matter? the guy's joke is really cool |
Re: Love In Mental Hospital by dominique(f): 10:53am On May 31, 2009 |
read this somewhere a couple of days ago. . . funny then. . . not so funny now |
Re: Love In Mental Hospital by D1KeleVra(m): 11:13pm On Jun 02, 2009 |
lol nice joke |
Re: Love In Mental Hospital by romsky: 9:55am On Jun 03, 2009 |
old but |
Re: Love In Mental Hospital by Ben13: 10:06am On Jun 03, 2009 |
hmmm. . . interesting |
Re: Love In Mental Hospital by Abbygyal(f): 10:16am On Jun 03, 2009 |
naaaaaaaah dis is so last year. . .nice one though |
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