Came back from work this evening, after eating the ogbono soup wey one of my bae prepared for me. I hurriedly brought out my stretcher as usual to lie down and receive fresh air outside my compound.

While outside, I fell asleep and dreamt I was seriously kissing my new crush. The kiss felt too real, it felt as if I was kissing her in reality, and it got me licking my lips while I was asleep. My phone rang and woke me up, immediately I woke up I caught my landlady's Dog in close range to my mouth, the dog was drooling and licking its lips, the dog just stood there staring at me and licking it lips as if it was licking something before I woke up.

It dawned on me it was my mouth the dog was kissing and licking while I was asleep. And mumu me con dey lick mouth thinking say na my crush I dey kiss for dream. I guess its the aroma of the ogbono from my mouth that attracted the dog.

I jux dey vex. Closeup I bought last week has finished this evening on brushing.

Kikiki. Probably the 1st kiss you got in a very very long time

trying to tell a stuupid man dat he is stuupid when he considered himself stuupid is a waste of time.

ssweetorgasm:
trying to tell a stuupid man dat he is stuupid when he considered himself stuupid is a waste of time.

am flattered
Blushing as well

ssweetorgasm:
trying to tell a stuupid man dat he is stuupid when he considered himself stuupid is a waste of time.

You just said it all.

u r posess

Nor be kiss ooh. Na d ogbono Wey u chop rub for mouth na him d dog dey help u lick. Lol





Buh omo dat dog get mind

Say no to bestiality

All dez naija bingo don't know dia boundary. Dat what happens when naija dog watch too much yankie film

CEO of Stupidity

Kid his noun foool NL

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Ayama!!**spits**

Eyaa

Dog sef dy crush on u

Hahahaha...lmaoHahahaha...lmaoHahahaha...lmao

lol..... You get luck say na only kiss

And you released a shiit load of cum cos of the dog as you woke up SMH

hahahahahahahahHahaha

kYjelly2:
Say no to bestiality

All dez naija bingo don't know dia boundary. Dat what happens when naija dog watch too much yankie film

Lmao! Fvcking hilarious!

U have completed the whole matter by tagging urself mumu

@@@@@Your on a long tin bro@@@@@

Yaaawnnnn!!!!!

Go stupidity! I dey always feel ur gist. Ur coming out here na die!

ssweetorgasm:
trying to tell a stuupid man dat he is stuupid when he considered himself stuupid is a waste of time.

Exactly.well said.

Sorry Bruh


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