That video is still cracking me up. kai! grammarification of the nation.

losers
begging to speak there shit

What was the guy in the video chatting?What a pile of garbage!The words slf no collocate,good comic relief thou.

The gratuitous predilection of some members to utilize grandiloquent aphorisms as the exclusive means of dissipating their scholarly mehu-mehu, being unmindful of the wanton discombobulation such actions evokes on the diminutive comprehensive capabilities of an illiterate suya seller like me and possibly our OP, is rather unbecoming of them.

LMAOOOOOOO

they result to big grammar when they are looking for money to steal !

E no EZ to read all dat grammer, my ice dey pain me! *logging off*

LOL I have been on nairaland for just two days and I have almost gone mad

What is this all about? They  just want to show they  have completed their masters or PHD or feel superior or special. Its not all about using supersized words its all about communicating with your audience

just look at this post from: grafikdon

Perhaps you have been deeply immersed in the putrid quagmire of ethnic antagonism that you brand everyone with a divergent view an ethnic bigot

dede1

A nincompoop of your caliber can not draw me out of my academic shell to announce my area of academic discipline to the whole world through medium known as Internet. I have worked with and taught individuals from four continents for considerable amount of years in USA.
It amazes me the extent the blind dislike for group of people drives certain individual to the apogee of defamatory idiosyncrasy.
If I am your interviewer and asked you to write about yourself on impromptu, and the so-called scholar in you submitted paragraphs like you have been sketched them on this forum, you will be hauled to jail by the security personals.

Jakumo
More significantly, teeming hordes of Nigerian worshippers would be free get up off their knees where they had been immobilized in prayer like so many wildebeest, so as to re-engage their cognitive functions and get on with the many responsibilities and challenges of real life, rather than waiting in vain for the nirvana offered at great monetary cost in the afterlife by those rapacious "Men of Dog", who themselves know of no other occupation that stealing from the poor to finance their own lives of lavish consumption.

Usually these are insignificant little people so insecure with who they are they plagiarize to set themselves apart.

unoriginal in their soul, therefore they choose stolen language .ON A WHACK ASS MESSAGE BOARD?

Maybe they were taught that to be themselves was inferior.  So they come here and "Play" superior.

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too wit:

Hehehehe! This is funny.

I remember coming to the US, and writing my essays with big grammar. My professors gave me bad grades continuously, as well as criticized my word choice. Now, I write with very limited and simple grammar making sure it elucidates my point. And thats when my grades started going up- Lesson learnt Americans are not like the British its how you say it and not what you say

SEFAGO:

I remembering coming to the US, and writing my essays with big grammar. My professors gave me bad grade , criticizing word choice. Now, I write with very limited and simple grammar making sure it elucidates my point. And thats when my grades started going up- Lesson learnt Americans are not like the British its how you say it and not what you say

True talk.
Most of Nigerian students had such experience in American universities.

Americans are simple and straight to the point i like that

There are fools on NL that make up words too lol and TRY to seem intelligent

gbo gbo clowns LOL

SEFAGO:

I remembering coming to the US, and writing my essays with big grammar. My professors gave me bad grate sotay, criticizing word choice. Now, I write with very limited and simple grammar making sure it elucidates my point. And thats when my grades started going up- Lesson learnt Americans are not like the British its how you say it and not what you say

I had a similar experience with my own instructor. Matter of fact, I had to retake that class cause I found it hard to let go of that Nigerian EGO to accept his advice till it was too late.

:d

I remembering coming to the US, and writing my essays with big grammar. My professors gave me bad grate sotay, criticizing word choice. Now, I write with very limited and simple grammar making sure it elucidates my point. And thats when my grades started going up- Lesson learnt Americans are not like the British its how you say it and not what you say

American University and College (TENURED) Professors wants easy writing. Straight to the point with correct grammar and clear sentences.

When students start writing prose and bullshit eloquence, they shun the student. Why?

BECAUSE THEY ARE LAZY!!!!

Professors in America want quick easy reading.

Blame it all on Wole Soyinka and Christopher Okigbo. They started the tradition that saw most Nigerians privileging pomposity over the desired simplicity of communication.

naliakar:

Blame it all on Wole Soyinka and Christopher Okigbo. They started the tradition that saw most Nigerians privileging pomposity over the desired simplicity of communication.

ahem excuse me sir, do not blame those distinguished gentle nomenclature, we nairalanders must inadvertently participate in monstrous ways of consolidating this site and not participate in any juvenille rascality

whiteroses:

ahem excuse me sir, do not blame those distinguished gentle nomenclature, we nairalanders must inadvertently participate in monstrous ways of consolidating this site and not participate in any juvenille rascality

ona no go kill me

I'm glad am not only that has noticed this waya. .

whiteroses:

ahem excuse me sir, do not blame those distinguished gentle nomenclature, we nairalanders must inadvertently participate in monstrous ways of consolidating this site and not participate in any juvenille rascality

Yes “gentlemen” and their legend transcend “nomenclature” and yet you bestow upon them, a sense of cerebrally vacuous “inadvertent” and “monstrous” acknowledgement. The trajectory of any nairaland consolidation predicated on such attributions inevitably yields a kind of countercharge- a recrimination that reveals an irredeemable presumption of super heroism. For you as the self chosen interlocutor for Nairalanders, even that presumption is unattainable. Dont be such a jerky upstart.

eeeeeeebbbbboooooo

naliakar:

Yes “gentlemen” and their legend transcend “nomenclature” and yet you bestow upon them, a sense of cerebrally vacuous “inadvertent” and “monstrous” acknowledgement. The trajectory of any nairaland consolidation predicated on such attributions inevitably yields a kind of countercharge- a recrimination that reveals an irredeemable presumption of super heroism. For you as the self chosen interlocutor for Nairalanders, even that presumption is unattainable.  Dont be such a jerky upstart.

chineke mei i give up o
all this reminds me of a movie i saw two brothers moving to lagos and have a village headmaster friend that enjoys speaking phonetics a lot lol

The funny thing's that over here in the west (UK), they try to keep it simple when communicating either verbally or via text. Big grammars are left for academic journals and books. But Nigeria,

naliakar:

Yes “gentlemen” and their legend transcend “nomenclature” and yet you bestow upon them, a sense of cerebrally vacuous “inadvertent” and “monstrous” acknowledgement. The trajectory of any nairaland consolidation predicated on such attributions inevitably yields a kind of countercharge- a recrimination that reveals an irredeemable presumption of super heroism. For you as the self chosen interlocutor for Nairalanders, even that presumption is unattainable. Dont be such a jerky upstart.

naliakar:

Yes “gentlemen” and their legend transcend “nomenclature” and yet you bestow upon them, a sense of cerebrally vacuous “inadvertent” and “monstrous” acknowledgement. The trajectory of any nairaland consolidation predicated on such attributions inevitably yields a kind of countercharge- a recrimination that reveals an irredeemable presumption of super heroism. For you as the self chosen interlocutor for Nairalanders, even that presumption is unattainable. Dont be such a jerky upstart.

Gbam!!

lwkmd

lmfao!!

I have some response but for some reason it is stuck in my throat. I will let it stay there. . .enough is said already that I dont need to add more.

so bumbling buffoonery is a prerequisite to house membership. How else was this guy elected to represent humans who speak and understands one another?

LOOOOOOOOL, I TIRE FOR THIS MAN HEIN

This poster if you want to learn how to speak big grammar
tell me and I can refer you to my English teacher.