> NORMAL ECONOMICS
> You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
> Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
> You retire on the income.


> INDIAN ECONOMICS
> You have two cows.
> You worship them.
>
> PAKISTANI ECONOMICS
> You don't have any cows.
> You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
> You ask the US for financial aid, China for military
> aid, British for Warplanes, Italy for machines,
> Germany for technology,
> French for submarines,
> Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs Japan for
> equipment.
> You buy the cows with all this and claim
> exploitation by the world.
>
> AMERICAN ECONOMICS
> You have two cows.
> You sell one and force the other to produce the milk
> of four cows.
> You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
> You put the blame on some nation with cows &
> naturally
> that nation will be a danger to mankind.
> You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.
>
> FRENCH ECONOMICS
> You have two cows.
> You go on strike because you want three cows.
>
> GERMAN ECONOMICS
> You have two cows.
> You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years,
> eat once a month and milk themselves.
>
> BRITISH ECONOMICS
> You have two cows.
> They are both mad cows.
>
> ITALIAN ECONOMICS
> You have two cows.
> You don't know where they are.
> You break for lunch.
>
> SWISS ECONOMICS
> You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
> You charge others for storing them.
>
> JAPANESE ECONOMICS
> You have two cows.
> You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the
> size of an ordinary cow and
> produce twenty times the milk.
> You then create cute cartoon cow images called
> Cowkimon and market them
> world-wide.
>
> RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
> You have two cows.
> You count them and learn you have five cows.
> You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
> You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
> You give up counting and open another bottle of
> vodka.
>
> CHINESE ECONOMICS
> You have two cows.
> You have 300 people milking them.
> You claim full employment, high bovine productivity
> and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.
>
> SOMALIAN ECONOMICS:
> You dont even have a goat!

> NIGERIAN ECONOMICS:
> You have two cows
> You eat one and claim it was stolen
> Call in the Police to investigate
> Police arrest everyone living within 100km
> Torture them thoroughly until someone admits
> kidnapping the cow
> The police instead collect one cow each from
> everybody arrested
> You have your cow back (after settling them) and the Police now own a
> cattle farm.



> PDP ECONOMICS:
> You have two cows
> They vote
> Each cow has 500,000 valid votes!



> YORUBA ECONOMICS

You have two cows
> U kill them both
> And throw an owambe party!
>
> IBO ECONOMICS
> You have two cows
> U make very good counterfeits of them
> And sell for the price of the real cows!
>
> HAUSA ECONOMICS
> You have two cows
> You rear them till they are four
> Make sure your kids rear cows too
> And just maintain!
>

> NIGER-DELTA ECONOMICS:
> You have two cows
> They're white
> They're not yours
> You kidnapped them!

equlibrium:


> SOMALIAN ECONOMICS:
> You dont even have a goat!

> PDP ECONOMICS:
> You have two cows
> They vote
> Each cow has 500,000 valid votes!

> NIGER-DELTA ECONOMICS:
> You have two cows
> They're white
> They're not yours
> You kidnapped them!

LMAO you no well

lol. . . .

my best is really

> BRITISH ECONOMICS
> You have two cows.
> They are both mad cows

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if u hv oda ideas 4 cow economics ppl, plz paste away nd lemi c hw gud it'l get. .

haba ppl, no ideas in d hauz?

lol. just read this. . . real f!ckin funny man!

My best. . .

> RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
> You have two cows.
> You count them and learn you have five cows.
> You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
> You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
> You give up counting and open another bottle of
> vodka.

nw dats some tyt shit

d British Naija and yourba wiv someodas r tyt!!

nice cow economics

@D1KeleVra

bloody drunk!!!

>boko haram economics
You have two cows
you strap one with suicide booming thingz
you use the other one to make a great video insulting GEJ, JTF, obama, NATO
both cows are caught by JTF and used in stew to boost troop morale.