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Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by dre11(m): 8:30am On Dec 10, 2015
A pastor of a church in Kubwa has been declared wanted by the police following an alleged malfunctioning of the genital organ of a businessman who came to his church for prayers in Byazhin, Kubwa, a satellite town in the Federal Capital Territory (FCT).

The pastor was said to have run away after the victim came back to him with a complaint that he was having issues with his manhood.

City News reliably gathered that the victim, a resident of the area, had gone to the pastor to pray for him for prosperity in his business at the instance of a friend who convinced him that he (the pastor) had been instrumental to the success of others in their businesses.

The source said the pastor gave him a bottle of water to bath with after praying for him. He complied with the instruction, only to notice that his genital organ could no longer function two days later.

“The man came back to complain to the pastor, but he told him that he had no problem, and simply dismissed his case psychological,” our source added.

He, however, said that one of the members of the church, who felt that the case would tarnish the image of the church, decided to wade into the matter. He took the victim to a hospital, where series of tests, which he alleged were negative, were run.

City News further learnt that the victim, who could no longer bear the tricks of the pastor and his members as the ailment persisted, reported the case to the police, who in turn invited some of the members of the church for interrogation.

When contacted, the Kubwa Divisional Police Officer, Chief Superintendent Nurrudeen Sabo, confirmed the case, saying the member of the church who intervened on behalf of the pastor has been arrested and would be charged to court. He, however, said efforts were on to arrest the pastor.


www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/city-news/pastor-on-the-run-over-man-s-genital-organ-malfunction/123526.html
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by chifreke(f): 8:32am On Dec 10, 2015
Hmmmm

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Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by Khd95(m): 8:35am On Dec 10, 2015
End time manhood malfunctiongrin

wait,what exactly is d problem of d manhood,cant it erect,discharge,pee,or screw

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Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by Nobody: 8:36am On Dec 10, 2015
Breeze don blow, and fowl yansh don open tongue shocked
all these fake endtym pastors.. y'all days are numbered!! angry

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Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by Erukumakanaki: 8:36am On Dec 10, 2015
Itz Endtime Pastor mehn, dem full everywhere angry

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Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by ministeriallist: 8:42am On Dec 10, 2015
Babalawo pastors everywhere.

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Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by Cholls(m): 8:45am On Dec 10, 2015
My brother what!
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by NOBODYY: 8:49am On Dec 10, 2015
Mehn things are happening oo shocked
I cant just imagine a situation whereby i'll be without a functioning dick chaii Na suicide be that grin grin
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by tunex23: 8:50am On Dec 10, 2015
You should thank the fake pastor, he has succeeded in preventing you from going to hell

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Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by Fineboi2(m): 8:51am On Dec 10, 2015
Mehn an entire generation is wiped out

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Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by chynie: 8:51am On Dec 10, 2015
ehe, if to say the prayer work they for tell us

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Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by kaywiluv(f): 8:52am On Dec 10, 2015
Gobe!!! Miracle gone sour embarassed
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by Lincoln275(m): 8:52am On Dec 10, 2015
nawa ooo
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by 20bc(m): 8:52am On Dec 10, 2015
It could actually be psychological but can't erase the fact that the pastor borrowed his manhood for some reason unknown to the general public... End time pastor.

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Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by iteleaye(m): 8:52am On Dec 10, 2015
One mans malfunctioning porosky is another mans wealth...
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by Berrylite: 8:53am On Dec 10, 2015
For my business, I kneel, thank God for helping me thus far, pray for more business, work hard to achieve my monthly goal. Shikena!!!

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Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by ray961: 8:53am On Dec 10, 2015
Meriamegbe nazareth..
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by chuose: 8:53am On Dec 10, 2015
Nairaland MODS please show Christianity the same respect you show other religions

Once there is a stupid story about the church & pastors no matter how stupid it always makes front page.

Pastor name is missing.
victim name is missing.

this is a joke angry

MODS PLEASE SHOW CHRISTAINS RESPECT.

YOU'LL NEVER DISRESPECT ISLAM THIS WAY

MUST WE BE VIOLENT BEFORE YOU SHOW US RESPECT?

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Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by looseweight: 8:54am On Dec 10, 2015
Juju miss road..
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by ndujekwu(m): 8:54am On Dec 10, 2015
Byazhin is like a village settlement in Kubwa; Yet u went to a pastor of an unknown church there?

If he could pray for prosperity, why him no dey Kubwa main town or Abuja metro towns.

Na u even cause wahala for yourself. GREED

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Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by MrSmith007: 8:54am On Dec 10, 2015
#bring back his thing.

End time pastor.. grin

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Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by miqos02(m): 8:54am On Dec 10, 2015
hmmmm
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by pretydiva(f): 8:54am On Dec 10, 2015
#bringbackhisgenitalorgan# cheesy
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by grumpykat: 8:54am On Dec 10, 2015
end time
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by Nobody: 8:54am On Dec 10, 2015
Khd95:
End time manhood malfunctiongrin

wait,what exactly is d problem of d manhood,cant it erect,discharge,pee,or screw

With viagra everywhere I dont see why kongi should malfunction, I think this guy is ignorant ,If i were the pastor i will simply buy viagra and rebrand it with my church logo and administer to him for N250,000=. Business strategems. grin

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Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by Nobody: 8:55am On Dec 10, 2015
Could be coincidence.
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by babyityou: 8:56am On Dec 10, 2015
Ok
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by cruzita(f): 8:56am On Dec 10, 2015
that's wat u get from running to and fro just for miracles .
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by johnstar(m): 8:56am On Dec 10, 2015
Hmm
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by VOICEOFJUSTICE: 8:56am On Dec 10, 2015
Everything is turning around under the watch of APC shocked shocked grin

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